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Ted Cruz Accuses Rivals Of Cannibalism

Funny story: Ted Cruz Accuses Rivals Of Cannibalism

Saying the New York Times reported it first, the Cruz campaign was distancing itself from a mailer a Cruz super pac sent out to Nevada voters describing his opponent's practices of ritual sacrifices and cannibalism. "It was a mistake to tell vote...

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Trump and Hillary get down to it at the Olympic with sweat boos and packed house

Funny story: Trump and Hillary get down to it at the Olympic with sweat boos and packed house

Mrs. Clinton having finally said "Enough!" to Mr. Trump's comments led directly to her challenge to Mr. Trump "To come on out and let's see how tough you are!" A jammed in crowd with extra seating in the rafters and TV cameras from every angle ass...

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The Election of November and High Holidays of September: What Would John Adams Do?

Funny story: The Election of November and High Holidays of September: What Would John Adams Do?

This September a woman asked me, "Yom Kippur, that's the holiday you buy the tickets for?" I found this somewhat disturbing since it was my Aunt Sadie. 95, I chalked it up old age. Ageist humor aside, I'll not reveal the identity of the woman who actually asked it because she is a shiksa in good standing with me. But it got me to thinking. It got me to thinking why it bothered me because I wasn...

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Washington Republicans Form New Team for the 2012 Season

Funny story: Washington Republicans Form New Team for the 2012 Season

Washington DC: The Washington Republicans are staging a comeback. A new team General Manager Reince Priebus of Wisconsin has replaced Michel Steele of Maryland. Mr. Steele only won one third of the games played in 2010, but he is credited with "the H...

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Annual Redneck Veehickle Contest Begins

Funny story: Annual Redneck Veehickle Contest Begins

Skunk Hollow, KY - It was announced today that starting next week, the annual Build a Better Redneck Veehickle Contest will begin. Land and Water Veehickles will be judged on originality, usability, and hillbillity. Entrants using commodes, wor...

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E-E-T NEWS: Ann Coulter v. Michelle Obama, Inauguration Day Luau And Paris Hilton's Golden Globes

(New York-NY) Coming off a contentious session of "The View", conservative blond Ann Coulter continues her bashing of First Lady to be Michelle Obama, calling her a Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis wannabe. However, Coulter has only praise for Cindy McCain...

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Obama vows to 'make work' for McCain, possibly as Senatorial shoe-shine boy

Funny story: Obama vows to 'make work' for McCain, possibly as Senatorial shoe-shine boy

US President-elect Barack Obama and his former rival US President-non-elect John McCain have vowed to work hard in a "new bipartisan era of redecorating" to restore trust in government by skillful use of smoke, mirrors and strategically placed ferns.

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Obama wins Election; Announces Bold New "Legislative" Plan

Funny story: Obama wins Election; Announces Bold New "Legislative" Plan

(Chicago) Barack Obama has won the US Presidential election becoming the 44th President in US history and also becoming the first African American President. As the victory celebrations of the Democratic Party carried through the night Obama grabbed...

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Obamarama hits full stride as Obama ads sweep the US

Funny story: Obamarama hits full stride as Obama ads sweep the US

Senator Barack Obama is days away from breaking all advertising spending records set by major movie studios when launching crap movies. He may also exceed the theretofore-unrivalled price tag of the previous presidential election, purchased by former...

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Obama Sues McCain on use of "Change" in Copyright Lawsuit

Funny story: Obama Sues McCain on use of "Change" in Copyright Lawsuit

(Chicago) Lawyers for Barack Obama have filed a lawsuit in a US Court alleging Republican Presidential nominee John McCain breached US and international copyright laws by using the word "change". Obama's lawyers described the alleged violations by Mc...

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Matt Damon backs Matt Damon for President

Funny story: Matt Damon backs Matt Damon for President

"Matt Damon is voting for Matt Damon because Matt Damon knows who Matt Damon is." With those words, actor Matt Damon launched his presidential campaign. Damon, considered by many to be not only the world's finest actor, but also its greatest polit...

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McCain/Palin Poll Surge Sends Obama Smoking Cigarettes 'Again'

Funny story: McCain/Palin Poll Surge Sends Obama Smoking Cigarettes 'Again'

Democratic insiders at the democratic national headquarters in Chicago have reported that upon seeing the latest polls surge in favour of McCain/Palin that Barack Obama broke down and started smoking again. Obama had given up smoking since runnin...

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McCain Invites Imus to Spearhead Minority Outreach

Funny story: McCain Invites Imus to Spearhead Minority Outreach

After polls indicate Presidential candidate John McCain is losing ground with Hispanic and African American voters, McCain announced the hiring of his newest campaign advisor, radio personality Don Imus.

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Hillary Clinton And Barack Obama To Unite As Unique Double Act

Funny story: Hillary Clinton And Barack Obama To Unite As Unique Double Act

Bitter Democratic Party rivals Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are to join forces and fight the Republican Party in next year's Presidential campaign as a unique double act, says a leaked memo.

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Lassie To Become New American President

Funny story: Lassie To Become New American President

In a surprise move, the White House today announced that Lassie will be the next US President.

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Presidential Runoff Delayed

Funny story: Presidential Runoff Delayed

With an entire nation on the edge of their seats over one of the most hotly contested Presidential contest in history; a political commission announced that the final resolution will be even further postponed.

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Mississippi Chooses Demo Fascist over Repub Nazi

Funny story: Mississippi Chooses Demo Fascist over Repub Nazi

For the third time now in consecutive off season elections traditionally Republican districts have voted for Democrats. Political commentators are reading in these tea leaves a disastrous fall for the GOP in the Fall elections.

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American Election Reaching Its Last Hundred Years

After what seems like an eternity, the American Presidential election is reaching its last hundred years.

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