Skunk Hollow, KY - It was announced today that starting next week, the annual Build a Better Redneck Veehickle Contest will begin. Land and Water Veehickles will be judged on originality, usability, and hillbillity. Entrants using commodes, wor...
(New York-NY) Coming off a contentious session of "The View", conservative blond Ann Coulter continues her bashing of First Lady to be Michelle Obama, calling her a Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis wannabe. However, Coulter has only praise for Cindy McCain...
US President-elect Barack Obama and his former rival US President-non-elect John McCain have vowed to work hard in a "new bipartisan era of redecorating" to restore trust in government by skillful use of smoke, mirrors and strategically placed ferns.
(Chicago) Barack Obama has won the US Presidential election becoming the 44th President in US history and also becoming the first African American President. As the victory celebrations of the Democratic Party carried through the night Obama grabbed...
Senator Barack Obama is days away from breaking all advertising spending records set by major movie studios when launching crap movies. He may also exceed the theretofore-unrivalled price tag of the previous presidential election, purchased by former...
(Chicago) Lawyers for Barack Obama have filed a lawsuit in a US Court alleging Republican Presidential nominee John McCain breached US and international copyright laws by using the word "change". Obama's lawyers described the alleged violations by Mc...
"Matt Damon is voting for Matt Damon because Matt Damon knows who Matt Damon is." With those words, actor Matt Damon launched his presidential campaign.
Damon, considered by many to be not only the world's finest actor, but also its greatest polit...
Democratic insiders at the democratic national headquarters in Chicago have reported that upon seeing the latest polls surge in favour of McCain/Palin that Barack Obama broke down and started smoking again.
Obama had given up smoking since runnin...
After polls indicate Presidential candidate John McCain is losing ground with Hispanic and African American voters, McCain announced the hiring of his newest campaign advisor, radio personality Don Imus.
Bitter Democratic Party rivals Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are to join forces and fight the Republican Party in next year's Presidential campaign as a unique double act, says a leaked memo.
In a surprise move, the White House today announced that Lassie will be the next US President.
With an entire nation on the edge of their seats over one of the most hotly contested Presidential contest in history; a political commission announced that the final resolution will be even further postponed.
For the third time now in consecutive off season elections traditionally Republican districts have voted for Democrats. Political commentators are reading in these tea leaves a disastrous fall for the GOP in the Fall elections.
After what seems like an eternity, the American Presidential election is reaching its last hundred years.
(Washington, D.C.) On CNN's "Situation Room", in his first interview after a major victory over Senator Hillary Clinton in the North Carolina primary, Senator Barack Obama has begun what many political analysts have cal...
Democratic presidential hopefuls Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama clashed again today on the increasingly divisive issue of a proposed summer Gay Tax holiday. Clinton backs the measure as a socially responsible way to help the economy, while Obama a...
In a surprise move today, Mr. Mickey Mouse announced he would be standing for American president.
Researchers at the Iowa University of Science and Corn are working to develop environmentally friendly ballots, which can literally disappear within four days of use, and expect them to be available in time for the November presidential elections.