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Funny story: Trump Hurls Crap at Supporters

Trump Hurls Crap at Supporters

Milkforce and I snuck into the Trump Rally at Two Forks, Tennessee. We brought Stosh Armstrong with us for protection in case they started throwing punches. Stosh kept a low profile, staying about ten feet behind us in the crowd. It's not that he was...
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Funny story: Ted Cruz To Perform Exorcism On Hillary Clinton

Ted Cruz To Perform Exorcism On Hillary Clinton

Though neither are even close to wrapping up their party's nomination, Hillary Clinton and Ted Cruz will appear together in an unprecedented event: Hillary will make her case for another Clinton Presidency while Ted Cruz will attempt to exorcise the...
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Funny story: Trump Sues Himself - Pledges To Sue His Administration Once Elected

Trump Sues Himself - Pledges To Sue His Administration Once Elected

Donald Trump has pledged to sue his own administration once he is elected, this follows reports from his campaign that one of Donald Trump's companies is suing another of his companies to keep him from talking about the details of a partnership with...
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Funny story: Ted Cruz: Second Head Makes Trump Ineligible for POTUS

Ted Cruz: Second Head Makes Trump Ineligible for POTUS

In a bizarre turn of the tables, Ted Cruz has launched a birther attack against Donald Trump after reports of a second head emerging from Trump's jacket and shouting during a New Hampshire press briefing. "If this story is true, it raises serious...
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Funny story: Trump Hair Hides Microcephaly, TSA Image Leaked

Trump Hair Hides Microcephaly, TSA Image Leaked

TSA investigators are looking into the leaking of a scatter X-ray image of Donald Trump with potentially damaging consequences for the presidential candidate: The image shows a microcephalic male skull purportedly of The Don while traveling through a...
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Funny story: Collapse of Trump's campaign compared to the sound of the longest flatulence on record

Collapse of Trump's campaign compared to the sound of the longest flatulence on record

As is well known in science hot air rises, but it also accumulates interiorly as a nation responds to candidates in the US 2016 presidential election. The sensation of this election season has been the way two mavericks have taken center stage in...
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Funny story: Trump Bans Tact In Presidential Campaign

Trump Bans Tact In Presidential Campaign

Atlantic City, NJ - Republican nominee front-runner, Donald Trump, has recently made swift moves to distance him from other hopeful nominees. Campaign Manager, Corey Lewandowski, announced this morning that the Trump Campaign will no longer use lang...
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Funny story: Amid Rising Poll Numbers, Ben Carson Announces the World Is Flat

Amid Rising Poll Numbers, Ben Carson Announces the World Is Flat

DOG'S TICK, AL--At a campaign event in Alabama on Tuesday, Ben Carson announced to an enthusiastic crowd, many of whom were near the top half of their graduating class in high school, that the world is not, as has been maintained since the fifteent...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Thanks Satire Media for Gifting Him 2016 Election

Donald Trump Thanks Satire Media for Gifting Him 2016 Election

Hey! Listen up, you poor, miserable, deluded little satire writers. You guys thought you could make fun of the old Trump here, you thought I was just like all the other guys, right? Yeah, I know what you guys do. I know your style. You did it to Clinton. You did to Bush. You're doing it to Obama. And somehow, you poor, pitiful little satire scribblers and jaded comedy jacks thought you cou...
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Funny story: Donald Trump unveils his plan to become President either side of the border

Donald Trump unveils his plan to become President either side of the border

Using his immense persuasive powers and a couple of spare billion dollars,  Donald Trump has embarked to become President of either Mexico or the US this decade. Trump explained at a press conference this morning. "The way I see it, it doesn't  ma...
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Funny story: Trump Launches Reelection Campaign

Trump Launches Reelection Campaign

Billionaire businessman and presidential hopeful Donald Trump is not going to wait until the 2016 Presidential election to launch his reelection campaign. He figures starting now will give him a head start on the 2020 campaign and will make getting...
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Funny story: Ronald McDonald announces intent to run for President

Ronald McDonald announces intent to run for President

Adding to the growing list of franchise names running for President, Ronald McDonald announced his campaign for the highest office in the land. When asked why he would make such a move, the clown responded, "I figured with the other candidates tha...
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Funny story: Ted Cruz Hopes Early Campaign Entry Will Divert Voters' Attention from More Important Issues, like Legitimate Candidates and Serious Domestic Problems

Ted Cruz Hopes Early Campaign Entry Will Divert Voters' Attention from More Important Issues, like Legitimate Candidates and Serious Domestic Problems

Rafael Edward Cruz, a first-term Senator from Texas, dispensing with any exploratory phase for his Presidential aspirations, delivered a formal speech during the weekly convocation at Liberty University in Lynchburg, Virginia yesterday. The Bapti...
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Funny story: 10 Things You Need to Know About Donald Trump's Presidential Run

10 Things You Need to Know About Donald Trump's Presidential Run

Atlantic City, New Jersey -- Casino kingpin and reality TV star Donald Trump has put together an "exploratory committee" that will help him determine whether or not to run for President. Here are 10 things you have to look forward to if the panel gives him the green light: 1. His wig will have its own motorcade. 2. Expressing a preference for staying alive, Trump refuses Secret Service prote...
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Funny story: Obama Institutes New "Supremest Court" Which Overturns Supreme Court Ruling Allowing for Unlimited Campaign Contributions, Except as to Democratic Campaigns

Obama Institutes New "Supremest Court" Which Overturns Supreme Court Ruling Allowing for Unlimited Campaign Contributions, Except as to Democratic Campaigns

Buoyed by the phenomenal success of the top-secret federal court that oversees government surveillance, President Obama, in a bold executive move, recently instituted another special court, this one devoted exclusively to the interpretation of campai...
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Funny story: Scott Brown takes his indecision on the campaign trail

Scott Brown takes his indecision on the campaign trail

Former Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown is continuing his indecisive behavior and believes that voters will embrace it during the next election. Which election? Well, he is undecided on that as well. Throughout his short time in the US Senate, Br...
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Funny story: Political Strategists Seek Support from Twilight Fans for 2016 Election

Political Strategists Seek Support from Twilight Fans for 2016 Election

WASHINGTON - "The campaign trail never ends", said campaign strategist Jennifer O'Hair in a Whitehouse interview last Thursday. She, among other professionals, has been working relentlessly since Obama's inauguration in January to uncover campaign...
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Funny story: Romney Announces 2016 White House Bid - With Hot Latina Wife This Time!

Romney Announces 2016 White House Bid - With Hot Latina Wife This Time!

San Diego, CA - Mitt Romney slouched in his overstuffed chair at Boston's Fairmont Hotel on election night, watching the results come in on Fox news. Aids pandered him with praise and false patronage, as his chances of world domination slipped throug...
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