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Funny story:  Jimmy Carter: 'My own communications are probably monitored'

Jimmy Carter: 'My own communications are probably monitored'

"We have become a nation of spie,s which is sad", says the former President. Carter went on to tell the press that there among their own group is at least one spy taking down everything he was saying and which of them were nodding their heads in a...
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Funny story:  President Gets Rough on Justin Bieber

President Gets Rough on Justin Bieber

President Obama says that this time Justin Bieber has taken his bag of tricks a little too far. A steaming President says that he will deport the young man as soon as his own wife and family return home. Bieber is accused of blowing up the Hoov...
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Funny story:  Bill O'Reilly Hints He May Run For President - And You Won't Believe Who His Choice For Running Mate Is

Bill O'Reilly Hints He May Run For President - And You Won't Believe Who His Choice For Running Mate Is

NEW YORK CITY - Bill O'Reilly, talk show host at FOX News, has just informed fellow FOX newser Greta Van Sustern that he could possibly decide to run for the office of president. O'Reilly, who is a staunch Republican, told GOPicky Magazine that he...
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Funny story:  Viktor Yanukovych Says He is Still President of Ukraine, Just On Vacation

Viktor Yanukovych Says He is Still President of Ukraine, Just On Vacation

Nowhere near Kiev, Ukraine Viktor Yanukovych claims that he is still the President of the Ukraine, despite reports that he has been deposed and has fled to Russia. "I am merely using up some of the vacation days I have accrued. I found that I don...
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Funny story:  Al Gore To Run Against Hillary!

Al Gore To Run Against Hillary!

Well, I have given up on trying to warn people about the rising oceans due to global warming and have saved the world all by myself. I was lying on the couch and pondering how to reach people and suddenly it hit me. It was the cat. So I got up and...
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Funny story:  John McCain Says That If The Presidential Election Was Held Today He Would Vote For Hillary Clinton

John McCain Says That If The Presidential Election Was Held Today He Would Vote For Hillary Clinton

NEW YORK CITY - Arizona Senator John McCain appeared on The Viagra View and he made an amazing comment to host Regis Philbin. Senator McCain said that the Republican Party is presently in a state of utter disarray and that if the 2016 election wer...
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Funny story:  Obama May Be Going On Mount Rushmore!

Obama May Be Going On Mount Rushmore!

At a press conference this morning, President Obama announced that he is to be placed on Mount Rushmore. For one thing, this will create at least one thousand jobs and increase tourism in South Dakota. The White House Press Corps erupted in appla...
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Funny story:  Hillary Clinton Has Butt Lift - It's Not What You Think!

Hillary Clinton Has Butt Lift - It's Not What You Think!

Instead of having to go have those bullets that were still in her body after that close call in the Middle East where she landed her helicopter right into the midst of a fire fight, $tar$ Magazine has learned that Hillary is actually in for a major b...
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Funny story:  Brazil Makes A Monumental Decision Regarding The Equator

Brazil Makes A Monumental Decision Regarding The Equator

BRASILIA, Brazil - The Brazilian government is getting ready to make a landmark decision in regards to the world famous Equator Word from President Sancho Ventana is that he has decided that it is time to replace the old name. He stated that fo...
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Funny story:  Uproar in the Washington Senate.

Uproar in the Washington Senate.

Washington: Senator Paddy O'Hare of Massachusetts was yesterday bundled out of a debate in the Senate on additional funding to be made to contain rogue states such as Syria from using chemical weapons. Uproar broke out when O'Hare was invited by the...
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Funny story:  President Obama To serve A Third Term?

President Obama To serve A Third Term?

Although people will tell you that this is not possible, when the nation is in trouble as when WWII was taking place, FDR served into his 4th term before he died in office. "It's always a possibility", stated one Washington Insider. "If things go...
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Funny story:  President Admits He Screwed Up On Insurance

President Admits He Screwed Up On Insurance

Finally bowing to pressure from his own Political Party, President Barack Obama on Thursday announced changes to his health care law to give insurance companies the option to "keep offering consumers plans that would otherwise be canceled or...I can'...
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Funny story:  Shakira For President

Shakira For President

NEW ORLEANS - Shakira was sitting backstage after having performed for 3 hours straight in the Voodoo Arena in New Orleans. She was asked by Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight about the talk that millions of citizens in her native Colombia a...
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Funny story:  USA Government Walks, That's Quitting Your Job According To American Citizens.

USA Government Walks, That's Quitting Your Job According To American Citizens.

People that point out things have gotten together and decided this, "American Government Stays Away from Work", thing constitutes a breech in the constituent/supporter agreement. Citizen have concluded that, if they walk off their jobs their bosses consider that quitting. You will get fired as well. So in the spirit of these observations we, the voting citizens of America are accepting all...
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Funny story:  George Clooney and Monica Lewinsky?

George Clooney and Monica Lewinsky?

SAN FRANCISCO - Monica Lewinsky has told one of her co-workers that back during her blue dress days she had a crush on George Clooney. She said that she really liked him but of course she was kind of involved with the president of the United State...
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Funny story:  Replica of Clinton's Penis to be displayed in his Presidential Library

Replica of Clinton's Penis to be displayed in his Presidential Library

Responding to worldwide criticism that the William J. Clinton Presidential Library has not immortalized some of the former President's more notable achievements during his tenure in the White House, museum curator Christine Jacobs Mouw announced in a...
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Funny story:  Chris Matthews: The Unauthorized Biography

Chris Matthews: The Unauthorized Biography

To show that he believed in "giving back" even before he had anything to give back, MSNBC's Chris Matthews went to Africa as a recent college graduate to serve on the Peace Corps. Then, to avoid work, he got on the public dole immediately upon his return stateside, working as an aide in the U. S. Senate. Because he had a way with words, if not with women, Matthews became a speechwriter, scripting...
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Funny story:  Celebrity misquotes

Celebrity misquotes

Most celebrities, most of the time, have nothing important or interesting to say, but, because they are famous (and rich), their every word is reported to the world. Unfortunately, they are usually misquoted, because their words are taken out of context, or so they say, and, when they are not being misquoted, they are misspeaking. No matter what they do or say, they claim that they are seldom, if...
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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