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Funny story: Extremely racist old man planning to run for U.S. president in 2016

Extremely racist old man planning to run for U.S. president in 2016

Ah, yes. Elections. The only thing more American than that is a morbidly obese 40 year old drunk man carrying an assault rifle; yelling at immigrants. Boy, we really let our forefathers down. Around 65 people are potential candidates for presiden...
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Funny story: 7 signs your President is Bad News

7 signs your President is Bad News

1 : He has anyone who disagrees with him shot dead 2 : He insists on sending his Airforce Fighter Jets to invade the Airspace of small, neutral countries. 3 : He considers the citizens of Cornwall, a threat 4 : His idea of the Proof of Statesmanship is recording endless films of his wolf / bear - hunting exploits in Siberia, in which he appears bare/oily - chested, entouraged by appa...
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Funny story: For Romney, Third Time's the Charm

For Romney, Third Time's the Charm

WASHINGTON - It has surfaced that Mitt Romney has desire to run again for his third presidential bid. Although he has yet to officially throw his hat into the 2016 mix, sources close to him say that he is excited and has a good feeling about th...
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Funny story: President Obama Vows to Punish Those Responsible in VA Scandal, Unless They Happen to be Federal Workers

President Obama Vows to Punish Those Responsible in VA Scandal, Unless They Happen to be Federal Workers

Washington, D.C. - President Obama sternly admitted that no one in the country is more outraged than he over the news coming out of the VA scandal where numerous veterans have lost their lives waiting for medical care. Nobody bought it, of course...
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Funny story: NSA taps White House phones, leaks scandalous texts.

NSA taps White House phones, leaks scandalous texts.

"Aye bruh," one text message reads, "Check out dees fresh-ass Jordans." President Barack Obama was only one of many to have his cellphone calls and text messages intercepted by the NSA recently, and his apparent lack of concern for world events is be...
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Funny story: Jimmy Carter: 'My own communications are probably monitored'

Jimmy Carter: 'My own communications are probably monitored'

"We have become a nation of spie,s which is sad", says the former President. Carter went on to tell the press that there among their own group is at least one spy taking down everything he was saying and which of them were nodding their heads in a...
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Funny story: President Gets Rough on Justin Bieber

President Gets Rough on Justin Bieber

President Obama says that this time Justin Bieber has taken his bag of tricks a little too far. A steaming President says that he will deport the young man as soon as his own wife and family return home. Bieber is accused of blowing up the Hoov...
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Funny story: Bill O'Reilly Hints He May Run For President - And You Won't Believe Who His Choice For Running Mate Is

Bill O'Reilly Hints He May Run For President - And You Won't Believe Who His Choice For Running Mate Is

NEW YORK CITY - Bill O'Reilly, talk show host at FOX News, has just informed fellow FOX newser Greta Van Sustern that he could possibly decide to run for the office of president. O'Reilly, who is a staunch Republican, told GOPicky Magazine that he...
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Funny story: Viktor Yanukovych Says He is Still President of Ukraine, Just On Vacation

Viktor Yanukovych Says He is Still President of Ukraine, Just On Vacation

Nowhere near Kiev, Ukraine Viktor Yanukovych claims that he is still the President of the Ukraine, despite reports that he has been deposed and has fled to Russia. "I am merely using up some of the vacation days I have accrued. I found that I don...
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Funny story: Al Gore To Run Against Hillary!

Al Gore To Run Against Hillary!

Well, I have given up on trying to warn people about the rising oceans due to global warming and have saved the world all by myself. I was lying on the couch and pondering how to reach people and suddenly it hit me. It was the cat. So I got up and...
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Funny story: John McCain Says That If The Presidential Election Was Held Today He Would Vote For Hillary Clinton

John McCain Says That If The Presidential Election Was Held Today He Would Vote For Hillary Clinton

NEW YORK CITY - Arizona Senator John McCain appeared on The Viagra View and he made an amazing comment to host Regis Philbin. Senator McCain said that the Republican Party is presently in a state of utter disarray and that if the 2016 election wer...
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Funny story: Obama May Be Going On Mount Rushmore!

Obama May Be Going On Mount Rushmore!

At a press conference this morning, President Obama announced that he is to be placed on Mount Rushmore. For one thing, this will create at least one thousand jobs and increase tourism in South Dakota. The White House Press Corps erupted in appla...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Has Butt Lift - It's Not What You Think!

Hillary Clinton Has Butt Lift - It's Not What You Think!

Instead of having to go have those bullets that were still in her body after that close call in the Middle East where she landed her helicopter right into the midst of a fire fight, $tar$ Magazine has learned that Hillary is actually in for a major b...
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Funny story: Brazil Makes A Monumental Decision Regarding The Equator

Brazil Makes A Monumental Decision Regarding The Equator

BRASILIA, Brazil - The Brazilian government is getting ready to make a landmark decision in regards to the world famous Equator Word from President Sancho Ventana is that he has decided that it is time to replace the old name. He stated that fo...
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Funny story: Uproar in the Washington Senate.

Uproar in the Washington Senate.

Washington: Senator Paddy O'Hare of Massachusetts was yesterday bundled out of a debate in the Senate on additional funding to be made to contain rogue states such as Syria from using chemical weapons. Uproar broke out when O'Hare was invited by the...
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Funny story: President Obama To serve A Third Term?

President Obama To serve A Third Term?

Although people will tell you that this is not possible, when the nation is in trouble as when WWII was taking place, FDR served into his 4th term before he died in office. "It's always a possibility", stated one Washington Insider. "If things go...
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Funny story: President Admits He Screwed Up On Insurance

President Admits He Screwed Up On Insurance

Finally bowing to pressure from his own Political Party, President Barack Obama on Thursday announced changes to his health care law to give insurance companies the option to "keep offering consumers plans that would otherwise be canceled or...I can'...
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Funny story: Shakira For President

Shakira For President

NEW ORLEANS - Shakira was sitting backstage after having performed for 3 hours straight in the Voodoo Arena in New Orleans. She was asked by Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight about the talk that millions of citizens in her native Colombia a...
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Blue Balls Creamery has released the name of the second flavor to be released when the ice cream goes back on store shelves: Mysteria.
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