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Funny story: Tila Tequila Announces She's Pregnant. Crapola.

Tila Tequila Announces She's Pregnant. Crapola.

Tila Tequila, the Babe Ruth of all social media whores, announced today that she is ten weeks pregnant with her first child, sending the soon to be father into a panic. For those of our readers born after 1992, Tila Tequila was the most popular i...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus: I Ain't Having A Baby

Miley Cyrus: I Ain't Having A Baby

HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus says that she has no idea where in the world the rumor that she is pregnant came from but she wants everyone to know (especially the guys) that she is not having a baby. Miley did admit that recently she has dated Kellan Lu...
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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Says She's Not Pregnant

Jessica Simpson Says She's Not Pregnant

HOLLYWOOD - The rumors circulating around LaLaLand are that Jessica Simpson is once again with child. The Dukes of Hazzard star told Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres that she has no idea where that rumor started but it is false. Sh...
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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Remarks That She's Not Pregnant

Kirstie Alley Remarks That She's Not Pregnant

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kirstie Alley recently told the supermarket tabloid Just Saying that she hardly ever goes anywhere anymore. She confessed that she knows she's quite overweight and doesn't want to have to bother with getting in and out of automob...
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Funny story: Moms-to-be show all in pregnant women's bikini contest

Moms-to-be show all in pregnant women's bikini contest

HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM, TEXASS -- The Pre-Labor Day Pregnant Belly Bikini Contest has a mission. "It's not all about T&A, like most bikini contests," says Boo Bee, the contest's creator. "It's about women's self-images, about their self-co...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Addresses The Pregnant Rumors: Gosh Darnit, It's All Them Mooseburgers I've Been Chowing Down Lately

Sarah Palin Addresses The Pregnant Rumors: Gosh Darnit, It's All Them Mooseburgers I've Been Chowing Down Lately

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah "Snowflake" Palin recently spoke with Savannah Bamboo of Political Salad Bar Magazine. The former vice-presidential candidate who along with Senator John McCain got their cabooses kicked by President Obama wanted to clear u...
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Funny story: A Pregnant Woman Is Just An Heir Hostess Says Virginia Republican Steve Martin

A Pregnant Woman Is Just An Heir Hostess Says Virginia Republican Steve Martin

Washington AC/DC - "Personally I blame Mile High Club moral laxity," Virginia State Senator Steve Martin (R) said today as an abortion rant went vital on the net. Martin, a former chairman of the Senate Recreational Travel Committee, was giving ve...
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Funny story: Wyoming Woman Says Sasquatch Got Her Pregnant

Wyoming Woman Says Sasquatch Got Her Pregnant

GREEN RIVER, Wyoming - Ursula Pearl Mugginfelt has always been fascinated by the hominid-like creature Bigfoot also known as Sasquatch. As a little girl growing up in Green River every year she would dress up as Sasquatch on Halloween. She said...
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Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres' Fat Remark About Drew Barrymore Has Angered Millions of America's Women

Ellen DeGeneres' Fat Remark About Drew Barrymore Has Angered Millions of America's Women

HOLLYWOOD - Talk show host Ellen DeGeneres has found herself at the end of a lot of anger and resentment from millions of pregnant and non-pregnant women. Hollywood Innuendo reported that DeGeneres recently said that pregnant actress Drew Barrymor...
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Funny story: A Woman Who Is 8 Months Pregnant Swims From Los Angeles To Honolulu, Hawaii

A Woman Who Is 8 Months Pregnant Swims From Los Angeles To Honolulu, Hawaii

LOS ANGELES - In what several news publications have reported as being absolutely amazing, a woman from East Los Angeles has swum from Los Angeles all the way to Honolulu, Hawaii, a distance of 2,551 miles. The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle report...
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Funny story: Vatican's In Utero Baptism Initiative "Perfect Way to Get 'em While They're Young"

Vatican's In Utero Baptism Initiative "Perfect Way to Get 'em While They're Young"

THE VATICAN - Though Pope Francis' turn at the papal office is still in its infancy, he has already become widely regarded as the most progressive in the Vatican's long history. But while doubters criticize many of his recent viewpoints as being "un-...
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Funny story: Duck Dynasty Preacher Says Sex With 9th Month Pregnant Wife is Fine

Duck Dynasty Preacher Says Sex With 9th Month Pregnant Wife is Fine

We were invited in to hear Preacher Robertson talk to young couples and families. Phil Robertson stated that he was glad to see the three young married couples there with us and that he felt like he should speak out about certain thangs that most...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson Deny The Pregnant Rumors as Kristen Says The Baby Bump Was Photoshopped

Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson Deny The Pregnant Rumors as Kristen Says The Baby Bump Was Photoshopped

SHREVEPORT, Louisiana - Kristen Stewart is presently on location in Shreveport, Louisiana, where she is shooting the Touch Rock - Lions Door motion picture, The Smirking Countess. K-Stew stars as Countess Cora DuFidellio and she has stated that wo...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Denies She Started The Rumor About Being Pregnant With Rob Pattinson's Baby

Kristen Stewart Denies She Started The Rumor About Being Pregnant With Rob Pattinson's Baby

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kristen Stewart was sitting in The Tipsy Tadpole Lounge, which is owned by David Arquette, when she was asked about ex-boyfriend Rob Pattinson. Kristen asked what specifically the reporter (Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors) wanted to...
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Funny story: Wife Wanting A Baby Making Husband Work Hard At It

Wife Wanting A Baby Making Husband Work Hard At It

Sandy Breatcher of Greenville, Illinois says that she wants her and her husband, Roger, to have a baby so they must work at it a lot! Meanwhile a tired, hollow-eyed Roger says that he too wants them to have a baby but trying 3-4 times a day can re...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Laughs At The Pregnant Rumors

Lindsay Lohan Laughs At The Pregnant Rumors

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The latest rumor fresh out of the Left Coast Rumor Mills is that Lindsay Lohan is now as they say in Utah, with child. Lohan who spent most of her summer in rehab laughed as she told Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk tha...
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Funny story: Obamacare Glitch Creates Baby Boom Blowout

Obamacare Glitch Creates Baby Boom Blowout

Anycouch, USA-A glitch in the website allowing access to the Affordable Care Act, more commonly known as Obamacare, is creating fertile ground for women who have nothing to do but have babies while waiting for free health care to pop out of their computer screen. In an interview with Matilda Rodriguez-who is expecting her fourth child due to the Obamacare delay-Tawdry Soup has learned the impen...
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Funny story: An 8-Months Pregnant Los Angeles Woman Is Arrested For Weightlifting

An 8-Months Pregnant Los Angeles Woman Is Arrested For Weightlifting

LOS ANGELES - A spokesperson for the LAPD has said that a woman exercising is a wonderful thing, but a woman who is 8-months pregnant and lifting weights is not only not wonderful it is downright dangerous. LAPD Spokesman Hilario Fandango, 34, sai...
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