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Funny story: Praying "Real Hard" Really Works!

Praying "Real Hard" Really Works!

A new study shows that the effort you put into your prayers counts heavily on whether they actually come true! This potential religious/societal breakthrough is reported after a five-month trial in which thirty people were asked to pray as hard as...
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Funny story: Not-So-Historic Halachic Ruling Ignored by American Jewish Community

Not-So-Historic Halachic Ruling Ignored by American Jewish Community

A few days ago, Orthodox Rabbis of the Beit Hillel organization made a halachic (Jewish law) ruling that allows women to recite the Kaddish, a prayer in memory of the deceased. In Israel, this ruling was considered surprising, groundbreaking, and con...
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Funny story: God: "I'm Tired of Same Old Prayers"

God: "I'm Tired of Same Old Prayers"

In a written statement today, God said He's tired of the "same old prayers" and asks that people come up with some new ones. "If I hear that 'Now I lay me down to sleep,' chestnut one more time, I'm gonna gag," God wrote. On a side note, 67-yea...
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Funny story: Tim Tebow Exchanges Football Field for Pulpit

Tim Tebow Exchanges Football Field for Pulpit

Building on the success of his Easter sermon to 15,000 folks in Texas, football superstar Tebow has made a firm decision to switch careers. "Being a full-time preacher will mean I won't have the problem of having to retire early due to a broken...
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Funny story: Church of England Criticised for New Prayer

Church of England Criticised for New Prayer

The Church of England (CofE) preaches that thinking of oneself is not the way Christians should go about their lives but thinking of others should be done too. When we say our prayers we often pray for forgiveness and state "I", "me", "my", etc which is not generally thinking of others, so a prayer for everyone to enter the Kingdom of God has been criticised for being too considerate towards th...
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Funny story: Prayer Heals Decapitated Monkey

Prayer Heals Decapitated Monkey

Biloxi, MI - In a shocking exhibition of the power of prayer, a decapitated rhesus monkey has miraculously healed completely following a group prayer service. The announcement came during a press conference Monday, October 3rd, 2011 by group of Chris...
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Funny story: Republicans Reveal Low Cost Prayer Based Health Care Plans

Republicans Reveal Low Cost Prayer Based Health Care Plans

Washington DC (AP) Following the lead of Representative Virginia Foxx (Nutjob-NC) who introduced successful legislation to ban any federal education assistance from being used to teach abortion techniques in medical schools, the social conservative a...
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Funny story: Weather-Related Petitionary Prayer Could Cause Environmental Catastrophes, Warn Scientists

Weather-Related Petitionary Prayer Could Cause Environmental Catastrophes, Warn Scientists

Controversy surrounding weather management for the recent British Royal Wedding has reignited debate about the effect of petitionary prayer on global weather systems. London's weather forecast for the Royal Wedding day had been poor. Unofficial Pa...
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Funny story: Army Replaces 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' with 'Don't Pray? Don't Tell'

Army Replaces 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' with 'Don't Pray? Don't Tell'

After receiving the responses to a survey known as the Global Assessment Tool back from scores of soldiers who admit they are atheists, the Army has deemed them spiritually unfit, and is requiring the heathen soldiers to take remedial training to hel...
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Funny story: Louisiana Gets the Almighty Blow-off: Pillar of Fire in Gulf Quotes Pontius Pilate

Louisiana Gets the Almighty Blow-off: Pillar of Fire in Gulf Quotes Pontius Pilate

NEW ORLEANS, Louisiana - Mixing church and state had explosive results when senators in Louisiana designated Sunday as a day of prayer dedicated to "finally putting an end to the disastrous Gulf of Mexico oil spill, for Pete's sake," according to sta...
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Funny story: FEMA Bans Church Prayer in NOLA

FEMA Bans Church Prayer in NOLA

NEWS ORLEANS, LA - If there's one thing Monsignor Foley of the New Orleans diocese can't take, it's telling his parishioners at the Cathedral-Basilica of St. Louis Cathedral, located in the French Quarter, that they can no longer pray during mass.
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Funny story: 'My Sweet Lord' Becomes Roman Catholic Prayer

'My Sweet Lord' Becomes Roman Catholic Prayer

Vatican City - Pope Benedict XVI held a special Mass today in Vatican City to welcome a new prayer into the Roman Catholic Church. The prayer is a well-know song from ex-Beatle George Harrison called 'My Sweet Lord'. The 30-year old song is a favou...
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Funny story: Gays Not Allowed to Pray in Wisconsin

Gays Not Allowed to Pray in Wisconsin

Milwaukee, WI - A Wisconsin District Court Judge appropriately named Crabb has ruled that there will be no praying on National Prayer Day unless it is done in private. "Whether you are an atheist or a true believer, a heterosexual or a homosexual...
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Funny story: US District Atheist Barbara Crabby says Prayer Day Unconstitutional

US District Atheist Barbara Crabby says Prayer Day Unconstitutional

Devout Athiest and known feminazi Judge Barbara Crabby has declared that Prayer Day is unconstitutional since it violates the Constitution's instruction of separation of Church and State. Prayer Day has been recognized on the first Thursday of Ma...
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Funny story: ASBO For Saying Lord's Prayer

ASBO For Saying Lord's Prayer

An Anti Social Behavioral Order (ASBO) has been issued to a man following numerous complaints. It is said that the man, thought to be in his early 30s, continually recited a prayer loudly. He is also thought to have broken bread and given it to his n...
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Funny story: God Denies Chris Johnson Praised Him - Supports "Excessive Celebration" Flag

God Denies Chris Johnson Praised Him - Supports "Excessive Celebration" Flag

OAKLAND, CALIFORNIA - In an astounding development, God has spoken to Oakland Tribune Sports Desk intern Mois├ęs Moses, denouncing Chris Johnson's alleged praise of Him in the end zone after Johnson made a leaping interception during Monday's Raiders'...
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Funny story: Kansas Minister Wants To Ban Prayer In The Church

Kansas Minister Wants To Ban Prayer In The Church

TOPEKA, Kansas - Reverend Levon Chinbocker, who just very well may be the most hated man in America, has stated that his goal is to ban prayer in every church in the United States. Chinbocker who is the head of the High Road Episcopresbytist Churc...
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Funny story: School Officials Face Prison, Public Stoning for Luncheon Prayer

School Officials Face Prison, Public Stoning for Luncheon Prayer

PACE, FL - And it came to pass that two school administrators in Florida stood accused of contempt and faced prison time for saying grace at a school luncheon. On January 28, before the dedication of a new fieldhouse at Pace High School to be used...
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