17-year old Frank Spencer was mooning and jumping up and down on a bus stop roof last night when it gave way and he fell through.
20 stone compulsive eater Fanny Whale was waiting in the shelter at the time. Frank's friend Jack Ladd who was filmi...
Women in general get way too excited about new trends. The euphoria seems to somehow make her forget the difference between ugly and stylish just because Vogue tells her "it's the latest thing". Now I'm not under the illusion that people have enough will power to go against the grain but it still bothers me when I have to bear witness to a 351lb man in green spandex. Luckily Vogue kept that lovely...
If there is one person on the planet who hates apps, editor of App World! e-magazine, Max Buck, has yet to meet him.
"Admittedly," said Buck, "I don't generally talk to anybody who doesn't own an iPhone, and all iPhone users love apps. This leads...
The long suffering wife of internet satire site contributor, Martin Shuttlecock, was laughing her head off at about six am BST, Saturday morning, according to sources.
After working until ten pm the previous evening, Shuttlecock had apparently clo...
More than two weeks after the death of infamous terrorist Osama Bin Laden, details continue to emerge about the circumstances of his fatal shooting.
Bin Laden, who was alleged to have been unarmed at the time of his death, had believed the landing...
When Chinese chef Lee Kee Woof got a bit bladdered on beer and rice wine the other day, he had no idea that the consequences of his binge would leave him dead. Or he probably wouldn't have done it.
As Lee Kee Woof passed out from his excess, his m...
The North Sea: Three Viking long ships where spotted in the North sea today off the coast of England in what appears to be some sort of extremely delayed retaliation attempt for the "Battle of Stamford Bridge" in 1066.
Locals thought it to be som...
Local Two and three quarter's year old child Billy Bugger has been identified as the mastermind behind a spate of local prank calls in the area.
During a two-week period, Billy used a telephone to call up several local businesses and private resid...
A Smegmadale Jewish priest, Rabbi Sheldon Scrunt, dialled 999 when staff at Manchester Airport's W H Smuts bookstore would not allow him to use the toilet, then subsequently shit kittens when the plods turned up and arrested him for making a nuisance...
Sydney, 1st Feb, 2013 - Two hoax calls that were made to US President Sarah Palin and Pakistan President Arif Zardari last night brought an end to world civilization after these calls triggered off a nuclear holocaust resulting in probable death of o...
A group of drunk students who dressed up as pirates and hijacked an oil tanker off the coast of Somalia are said to be in "big trouble" when they return to lessons.
The students from Grimsby University, were celebrating International Pirate Day ab...
Juneau, Alaska - (Satanic Sluts Mess): GOP vice presidential wannabe Sarah Palin has been duped by a prank phone call from Russell Brand telling her he shagged her daughter Bristol.
Brand, 33, said the experience was cathartic and that he was tire...
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- Republican VP candidate Sarah Palin was fooled by a prank call Saturday from a Canadian comedian impersonating French President Nicolas Sarkozy who told her she "would make a good president someday," and asked her if she wa...
There were many reports this evening of children as young as 5 demanding money with menaces at locations across the UK.
Police Officer Hal O'Ween said "I think these reports are very unlikely. There are very strict laws in this country about minor...
It was confirmed today that the erroneously titled "comedian" Russell Brand, despite promoting himself as a ladies man who is irresistible to all women, and who has sex between six to eight times a day, is, in fact, still a virgin.
"That's why he...
The unfunny, overpaid, walking piece of frozen urine Russell Brand has been 'branded a giant petri dish' by a drunken street-walker.
'He gave me gonorrhea says doxy'
Commom 'harlot' Sharon Macall stated "While I have never met the repulsively...