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Potatoes Bad, Snakes Good!

Funny story: Potatoes Bad, Snakes Good!

Rodrigo Franco was arrested in July 2017 in Los Angeles for smuggling reptiles into the United States. He was importing crocodiles, turtles, and snakes all of which are protected under U.S. law. The craziest is how this guy managed to ship the king c...

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Man sues to have gender on driver's license listed as Potato

Funny story: Man sues to have gender on driver's license listed as Potato

A man is suing his local office of the Department of Motor Vehicles to have his gender listed as 'Potato' on his driver's license. Keith Spudd spent thousands of dollars having his skin tattooed the color and shading of a potato. In addition, he...

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The Curse of the Addictive Potato Chips Has Taken Hold of Mom

Unable to stop eating, local Mom Barbara Givens tried to pass a bowl of addictive potato chips to her son, Brad. "Here, Brad, these are really good. You should try some," Barbara said without a hint of panic, knowing that her son's reply could det...

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DC footballers change their logo to keep their name

Funny story: DC footballers change their logo to keep their name

Washington DC -- Under fire for long harboring a racially inappropriate team identity, this city's NFL franchise has changed its logo from the silhouette of a Native American warrior to the image of a potato. "This should make everybody happy," a...

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San Diego State Beats The University of Buffalo In The Potato Bowl

Funny story: San Diego State Beats The University of Buffalo In The Potato Bowl

BOISE, Idaho - The San Diego State Aztecs easily defeated the Buffalo Bulls 49-24 in The Potato Bowl. SDS Coach Rocky Long told the sports media that during the halftime he told his team to win one for the Gipper. Wide receiver Christian Cumber...

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Government Crackdown On Rude Vegetables

Funny story: Government Crackdown On Rude Vegetables

The government has announced a crackdown on suggestively-shaped vegetables following numerous complains from the public. In one incident, Olive Lilley from North Kensington had an unfortunate encounter with a phallic potato. Lilley, 82, had just o...

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The FBI Pays A Visit To An Idaho Potato Farmer of Interest

Funny story: The FBI Pays A Visit To An Idaho Potato Farmer of Interest

POCATELLO, Idaho - The United States Federal Bureau of Investigation has just paid a Pocatello, Idaho, resident a visit. It appears that the FBI was tipped off by a Pompous Pizza Parlor waitress that an unidentified man had been in the restaurant...

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Idaho Bars The Term Couch Potato

Funny story: Idaho Bars The Term Couch Potato

BOISE, Idaho - The state of Idaho has finally enacted legislation that will ban the national term Couch Potato from being spoken anywhere in the state. Senator Panola Lulu Saddlebread, 43, of Blackfoot, told a gathering of the Idaho news media tha...

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From Bad To Worse - Local Man Encounters The World's Hardest Roast Potato

Funny story: From Bad To Worse - Local Man Encounters The World's Hardest Roast Potato

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock today reported that he has had a very bad day - as his football team didn't quite get the results they required, and that his anarchic attempts to subvert a popular satirical website have failed dismally. "They weren'...

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The manuscripts of John A Statusboast

Oh my gosh I am sooooo bored right now, and tired, isn't everybody tired. Click like if you have ever been tired, yeah that's how I roll. But you know I think I got to be so tired because I was so bored and then you know my mom's gone out with her new boyfriend Lorenzo and their all too not tired unlike me, who is tired! Anyway forget that because I have work in like 3 hours but that's ok because...

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Zac Efron Says Taylor Swift Is Everything He's Always Wanted And Then Some

Funny story: Zac Efron Says Taylor Swift Is Everything He's Always Wanted And Then Some

BOISE, Idaho - Zac Efron was in Boise in the capacity of parade marshal for The 59th Annual Boise Potato Peeling Festival and Miss Potato Peel Parade. The 23-year-old actor was told that he is the youngest parade marshal in the events 59 year hist...

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Lincolnshire vodka factory blast blamed on global warming

Funny story: Lincolnshire vodka factory blast blamed on global warming

Boston - Genetically modified high-octane potatoes 'mutated by global warming emissions' were being blamed for the illicit still blast today. Firemen fought throughout the night as a 50,000-gallon distilling vat erupted close to Boston town centre...

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Irish Descended From Potato-Growing Polar Bears, Claims Study

Funny story: Irish Descended From Potato-Growing Polar Bears, Claims Study

In what has been described as "an historic breakthrough", a new scientific study has revealed that the Irish people are the descendants of an ancient race of exploring Polar Bears, who were the first species to cultivate the potato. The study - wh...

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British Scientists make Big Spud!

Funny story: British Scientists make Big Spud!

British scientists have produced a new genetically modified potato. Called 'The Lonely', each plant can only produce one solitary spud, it will be available for us to buy in Britain's greengrocers and supermarkets later this year. Producing just o...

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Security is Getting Even Tighter Than Before

Funny story: Security is Getting Even Tighter Than Before

Pot found in man's suitcase has caused security to tighten up yet again. Early last week, George Holter was found transporting plants from Romania to the US. Laws and security have been tough on those transporting flora from place to place. The d...

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Taylor Swift Eating Potato Skins For Bigger Boobs!

Funny story: Taylor Swift Eating Potato Skins For Bigger Boobs!

Hoping that Dolly Parton knows what she is talking about, singer Taylor Swift has gone on a Potato Skin Diet to try to enlarge her boobs the natural way. "Dolly told me she grew up on loving potato skins where most of her siblings wanted the cente...

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Cash-strapped Eire to replace the Euro

Funny story: Cash-strapped Eire to replace the Euro

Thousands of people are marching on the streets of Dublin to protest against the Irish Republic's four-year austerity plan. Under a bailout plan agreed with the EU and the International Monetary Fund (IMF), the Dublin government has accepted up to...

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Purple potatoes, husband unhappy with multi cultural food.

Funny story: Purple potatoes, husband unhappy with multi cultural food.

The sale of purple potatoes is causing quite a stir the length and breadth of Christendom today as healthful housewives are purchasing the puce produce by the pan-load. The reason for the sudden interest in the beta version of this newly tried and...

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