BOISE, Idaho - The state of Idaho has finally enacted legislation that will ban the national term Couch Potato from being spoken anywhere in the state.
Senator Panola Lulu Saddlebread, 43, of Blackfoot, told a gathering of the Idaho news media tha...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock today reported that he has had a very bad day - as his football team didn't quite get the results they required, and that his anarchic attempts to subvert a popular satirical website have failed dismally.
"They weren'...
Oh my gosh I am sooooo bored right now, and tired, isn't everybody tired. Click like if you have ever been tired, yeah that's how I roll. But you know I think I got to be so tired because I was so bored and then you know my mom's gone out with her new boyfriend Lorenzo and their all too not tired unlike me, who is tired! Anyway forget that because I have work in like 3 hours but that's ok because...
BOISE, Idaho - Zac Efron was in Boise in the capacity of parade marshal for The 59th Annual Boise Potato Peeling Festival and Miss Potato Peel Parade.
The 23-year-old actor was told that he is the youngest parade marshal in the events 59 year hist...
Boston - Genetically modified high-octane potatoes 'mutated by global warming emissions' were being blamed for the illicit still blast today.
Firemen fought throughout the night as a 50,000-gallon distilling vat erupted close to Boston town centre...
In what has been described as "an historic breakthrough", a new scientific study has revealed that the Irish people are the descendants of an ancient race of exploring Polar Bears, who were the first species to cultivate the potato.
The study - wh...
British scientists have produced a new genetically modified potato. Called 'The Lonely', each plant can only produce one solitary spud, it will be available for us to buy in Britain's greengrocers and supermarkets later this year.
Producing just o...
Pot found in man's suitcase has caused security to tighten up yet again. Early last week, George Holter was found transporting plants from Romania to the US.
Laws and security have been tough on those transporting flora from place to place. The d...
Hoping that Dolly Parton knows what she is talking about, singer Taylor Swift has gone on a Potato Skin Diet to try to enlarge her boobs the natural way.
"Dolly told me she grew up on loving potato skins where most of her siblings wanted the cente...
Thousands of people are marching on the streets of Dublin to protest against the Irish Republic's four-year austerity plan.
Under a bailout plan agreed with the EU and the International Monetary Fund (IMF), the Dublin government has accepted up to...
The sale of purple potatoes is causing quite a stir the length and breadth of Christendom today as healthful housewives are purchasing the puce produce by the pan-load.
The reason for the sudden interest in the beta version of this newly tried and...
Singing the lyrics of 'All That Meat & No Potatoes' Lady GaGa was excited by the advances of England's ball man Wayne Rooney who was on the lookout for a bit of fresh chicken.
The Lady was dressed in pigs chops and cow's udders and looked a st...
Mr Potato Head, the American, potato shaped toy has been a favourite among kids since the 1950s.
Its inventor, the real Mr Potato Head, who, like his toy, has detachable facial furniture and a head shaped like a potato, would spend hours amusing h...
Vegetable rights campaigners are horrified by plans to turn the potato into a "superfood."
Scientists have discovered that when the humble spud is shocked by blasts of ultrasound, it produces more antioxidants - chemicals that food experts rec...
From Spud Chipps, science correspondent - Britain's favourite summertime spud, the majestic Jersey Royal has been changing in recent years, according to potato afficionados, and it looks pretty much like climate change is the culprit.
A new potato...
Super-duper-mega-fanatic, and wannabe SuBo suitor, 'ThomasTheCarpenter' has created a life-size model of Susan Boyle - out of mashed potatoes!
"I've created every other type of 'tribute' to Susan known to man, so I decided to try something a littl...
In my capacity as Spoof reviewer, I was recently sent a bag of fifteen King Edward potatoes to review.
My initial reaction was one of disappointment, as there was no instruction manual in the bag, and the web address printed on the side of the bag took me to a national supermarket chain, where I could still not find any instructions on using these potatoes.
However, being a dedicated review...
Thousands of the faithful have made a pilgrimage to El Paso, Texas see and be blessed by what is being called the Corazon De Maria, or Heart of Mary. The object of their adoration, a heart-shaped potato.
The divine spud was found by Imelda G...