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Tories to accept refugees if they "went to a good school"

Funny story: Tories to accept refugees if they "went to a good school"

The UK Prime Minister David Cameron has said that he will agree to accept 3,000 young refugees into the country, but only on the condition that they are "not oiks". In a speech to the Conservative party he said that it was always regrettable when...

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School For Big Nobs Tells Ramblers Where To Shove It

Funny story: School For Big Nobs Tells Ramblers Where To Shove It

A top public school has upset its neighbours with plans to swap its nine-hole golf course for nearby land owned by the National Trust. But the choice of the new site for the Stowe School's course has angered nearby walkers and ramblers, who argue...

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Shock as David Beckham signs new deal at LA Galaxy

Funny story: Shock as David Beckham signs new deal at LA Galaxy

The World of Sport was rocked to its very foundations when it was announced that David Beckham has signed a new two-year deal at LA Galaxy. Many thought that the football star wanted to return home to the UK as soon as possible with his wife Thin...

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Angry posh e-mail - The daughter-in-law gets her own back

Funny story: Angry posh e-mail - The daughter-in-law gets her own back

If you haven't already done so please read the previous e-mail by Les Being as the one below is the daughter in laws response. Dear mum, May I call you mum? You had better get used to it as I am going to marry your son, whether you like it or not. Before you start slagging me off with regards to MY suitability as a future daughter in law; how about YOUR suitability as a future mother in...

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Angry response to posh viral e-mail

Funny story: Angry response to posh viral e-mail

Posh south coast gardener, Rose Pruner, was angered when an e-mail she had sent to her son's girlfriend was put on the internet. Below is her response. When I send you an e-mail pointing out your shortcomings in the manners department I don't expe...

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Duke Of Edinburgh Wins Duke Of Edinburgh Award

Funny story: Duke Of Edinburgh Wins Duke Of Edinburgh Award

In Royal News, The Duke Of Edinburgh has dumbfounded doubters and been awarded the Duke Of Edinburgh Award for services above and beyond the call of duty. The Prince, or Keith as he's known amongst his close circle of friends, is usually best kn...

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Posh Woman Breaks Silence - "I Am Not A Prostitute, Or A Nymphomaniac - I Am An Executive Literary Editor"

Funny story: Posh Woman Breaks Silence - "I Am Not A Prostitute, Or A Nymphomaniac - I Am An Executive Literary Editor"

The posh woman from Surrey, accused by neighbours of being a prostitute, or a nymphomaniac, has finally broken her silence and revealed exclusively to Skoob News that she has absolutely nothing to hide. "I am an Executive Literary Editor and consu...

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Posh Woman Is A Secret Nymphomaniac Say Suspicious Neighbours

Funny story: Posh Woman Is A Secret Nymphomaniac Say Suspicious Neighbours

A posh woman, living in a posh UK street, somewhere in Surrey was described today by neighbours as "a secret nymphomaniac." The woman, who we cannot name for legal reasons appears to be just an ordinary neighbour going about her daily business in...

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Report - 57% of Aristo Kids Now Carry Muskets

Funny story: Report - 57% of Aristo Kids Now Carry Muskets

As knife crime grips the nation's inner cities, and gangs run amok on council estates across the country, a shocking new report has revealed how teen violence is now spreading to other social demographics. Square-jawed, ruddy-faced groups of youth...

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Posh Becks fails US Citizen exam

Funny story: Posh Becks fails US Citizen exam

In a desperate bit to fit in with the elite of America's society, Posh Becks underwent the strict US naturalisation citizen test and FAILED miserably.

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Sweet smelling butts means big bucks for John Paul Gaultier.

Farting! letting rip! Squeezing the cheese! These are all different ways to describe passing wind, a totally natural but sometimes embarrassing bodily function that has been the butt of jokes the world over. Well, it seems no more as John Paul Gaulti...

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Bal, The Indian Tiger

This is the story of an Indian tiger called Bal born in some place in Maharashtra, in India. He lived with humans in a posh area with the posh human beings ( who claim to be human!) The tiger, that is Bal was accepted by the decent folk of India, till he did fruitful work, like looked after the general needs of the crowd and safe guarded their interests. Whate...

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Harangue M'Lord

Funny story: Harangue M'Lord

Filthy rich society wide-boy Lord Garth Folderolop was this morning languishing in a London Police cell.

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‘I Can't Not Do Not Nothing' Admits Posh

Funny story: ‘I Can't Not Do Not Nothing' Admits Posh

Following her revelation that she has never read a book, Victoria Beckham has been forced to admit the reason hasn't been her busy schedule since the age of four, but the fact that she can't read.

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Obese Rabbit Sues McDonalds

Funny story: Obese Rabbit Sues McDonalds

A Rabbit that lived on McDonald's new salad menu is to sue the American Multinational for making him obese. Ryan McRabbit, a vegetarian from Dublin's posh southside was thrilled with the introduction of the new healthy option menu at his loca...

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