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Euro 2012: Spain ask UEFA for extended half-time siesta

Funny story: Euro 2012: Spain ask UEFA for extended half-time siesta

European Champions and World Cup winners Spain, have asked UEFA to increase the half-time break in their semi-final against Portugal from 15 minutes to 60 minutes as they struggle to overcome tiredness. The defending champs had to play their quart...

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Ronaldo Fails New UEFA Smug Test

Funny story: Ronaldo Fails New UEFA Smug Test

Real Madrid and Portugal talisman Cristiano Ronaldo faces two years on the sidelines after falling foul of UEFA's new smug testing policy. This remarkable development is sure to take the shine off his night of glory after guiding his team to a 1-0...

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Euro 2012: Viewers flood BBC with complaints about Portugal's Ronaldo

Funny story: Euro 2012: Viewers flood BBC with complaints about Portugal's Ronaldo

The BBC were inundated with complaints tonight after the first quarter-final between Portugal and Czech Republic saw Ronaldo winking before the 9pm watershed. The incident happened at 8.25pm during the first half of the match, just after Ronaldo h...

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Official report of the match of the glorious DPRK against the black-hearted philistines of the reactionary running dogs of Portugal

People's Korea - Pyongyang - Official report of the match of the glorious DPRK against the black-hearted philistines of the reactionary running dogs of Portugal. Filled with tears of boundless gratitude to the respected and beloved Supreme Command...

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World Cup - Cristiano Ronaldo Demonstrates Why Nobody Likes Him

Funny story: World Cup - Cristiano Ronaldo Demonstrates Why Nobody Likes Him

It was a game many were eagerly anticipating, Didier Drogba's Ivory Coast against Cristiano Ronaldo's Portugal. Alas, it was not to be. Cristiano Ronaldo, the £80 million Real Madrid striker continued to frustrate the fans by falling on his ars...

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Cristiano Ronaldo and Jose Mourinho Go At It

Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo and Jose Mourinho Go At It

Chelsea manager Jose Moaninho and Melchester United heart throb Crustiano Retardo have entered into a war of words, the like of which, has never before been heard in Portuguese.

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Christiano Ronaldo Named Greatest Footballer in the World... But a Bit of a Prick

Funny story: Christiano Ronaldo Named Greatest Footballer in the World... But a Bit of a Prick

Christiano Ronaldo, of Manchester United and Portugal, has been named by many as the greatest footballer in the world at the moment, unfortunately he also has a personality.

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Cristiano Ronaldo Not 100% Gay

Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo Not 100% Gay

Manchester United players and staff have spoken out in support of striker Crustiano Retardo after it was alleged that he was the "gayest footballer in the Premiership".

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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