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Portsmouth County Sheriff chases Portsmouth Mayor in high speed chase following a city council meeting in Virginia

Funny story: Portsmouth County Sheriff chases Portsmouth Mayor in high speed chase following a city council meeting in Virginia

PORTSMOUTH, Va. - A wild car chase involving the Portsmouth County Sheriff following the city's mayor, Kenny Wright, shouldn't be marked down as 'political' but rather, a very poor decision made by the city's top dawg. And the mayor is now facing som...

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Giant American aircraft carrier USS Trojan Horse arrives in UK, NCIS Special Agents rumored aboard

Funny story: Giant American aircraft carrier USS Trojan Horse arrives in UK, NCIS Special Agents rumored aboard

Portsmouth - Special Agents Gibbs and DiNozzo reportedly snuck aboard taking the carrier's crew quota to 5,602 when news of the hush-hush deployment broke. Their mission on the US Navy's fabled Big Stick remains classified Top Secret as the magnif...

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Les Miserables To Shoot In Portsmouth

Funny story: Les Miserables To Shoot In Portsmouth

Hollywood is coming to Portsmouth as one of the most anticipated musical movies ever, Les Miserables, is to be shot in the historic port. Location scouts are looking at sites in the city and in Winchester. The dockyard is set to provide a major b...

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Rape Of Hampshire - It's A Conspiracy Says Local Man

Funny story: Rape Of Hampshire - It's A Conspiracy Says Local Man

A local man claims there is a conspiracy to make the county of Hampshire disappear from the map. His claim follows an episode of the BBC programme Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is today. In the show, pairs of antiques experts compete to buy a...

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Pompey Cash Crisis - At Last, Something To Celebrate!

Funny story: Pompey Cash Crisis - At Last, Something To Celebrate!

The latest cash crisis at Portsmouth FC has been welcomed by "superfan" Jake Seaport. The club announced yesterday that it has been hit with a winding-up order by HM Customes and Revenue over an unpaid tax bill of £1.6 million. The crisis has been...

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Pompey Ownership Saga: Superfan Runs Away

Funny story: Pompey Ownership Saga: Superfan Runs Away

Friends and family of Portsmouth 'superfan' Jake Seaport were concerned for his safety last night. Mr Seaport, 39, of Southsea, was last seen running along Goldsmith Avenue away from Fratton Park late yesterday after an interview with EIF News &am...

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Chelsea Spared By Pompey - Not Next Time, Says Fan

Funny story: Chelsea Spared By Pompey - Not Next Time, Says Fan

Chelsea's victory over Portsmouth in the third round of the FA Cup yesterday has been welcomed by a Pompey fan, though he is disapppointed by the London club's behaviour. As we reported on Saturday, Fratton Park 'superfan' Jake Seaport asked his h...

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Pompey Urged To Go Easy On Chelsea

Funny story: Pompey Urged To Go Easy On Chelsea

As the third round of the FA Cup arrives, most fans lick their lips in anticipation of excitement and upsets. But one fan is hoping his second-tier team will take pity on their Premier League opponents. Portsmouth "super fan" Jake Seaport is ur...

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Portsmouth v Southampton: "Football May Break Out!" Police Warn

Funny story: Portsmouth v Southampton: "Football May Break Out!" Police Warn

Portsmouth, home of the Royal Navy, is bracing itself this morning in anticipation of a visit by neighbours from Southampton at lunch time and the fear that a game of football might take place. "We're prepared for the visit of the Scummers," said...

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All local businesses in Portsmouth to close

Funny story: All local businesses in Portsmouth to close

The permanent closure of Friendly's in Portsmouth has largely affected retails of all sizes, especially the small, independent and locally-owned shops that can't afford the bargain price breaks that bigger chains utilize. Portsmouth has already lo...

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English Channel earthquake 'sees passengers bouncing in their Eurostar seats' - report

Funny story: English Channel earthquake 'sees passengers bouncing in their Eurostar seats' - report

South Coast - Passengers likened the 8am tremor to 'Mile High Club fallout on steroids' as an earthquake struck the English Channel today. "It turned my skinny latte into a foaming frappé-cino," Eurotunnel traveller Mrs Doris Lump said. "The t...

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New A3 Tunnel Will Not Open

Funny story: New A3 Tunnel Will Not Open

Following the failure of an emergency services test recently, it has been revealed that the new £155,000 a metre tunnel under Hindhead's iconic Devil's Punchbowl will now never be opened. A recent "crash test" revealed that the drainage for the ne...

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Discovery of Morton's Toe Mystery Deepens as Rest of Morton Discovered in Portsmouth Wheelie Bin!

Funny story: Discovery of Morton's Toe Mystery Deepens as Rest of Morton Discovered in Portsmouth Wheelie Bin!

Scotland Yard continues to press a recent murder mystery whilst remaining mum after what was alternately described as a parrot or an albatross was seen to drop what turned out to be the second toe of missing spoof writer Dudley Morton. Morton had...

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Royal Family Seeks Travel Expert

Funny story: Royal Family Seeks Travel Expert

Buckingham Palace is advertising for a new "head of travel" to help the Royal Family cut costs and reduce their carbon footprint. The post, worth between £55,000 and £75,000, is advertised on the family's web site. A palace insider said: "Membe...

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Queen Furious To Miss Pompey As She Bids Farewell To Ark Royal

Funny story: Queen Furious To Miss Pompey As She Bids Farewell To Ark Royal

It was almost more than the great royal heart could stand - not only was she bidding farewell to her navy's flagship, but she had to miss her other great love. HM the Queen visited HMS Ark Royal at Portsmouth yesterday to say "goodbye" to the grea...

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Pompey Lil Makes 1,000th Court Appearance

Funny story: Pompey Lil Makes 1,000th Court Appearance

Renowned Portsmouth prostitute Pompey Lil made her 1000th court appearance in the city today, accused of soliciting an American tourist. It was alleged that Pompey Lil offered the tourist a spot of 'How's your father' up a back alley for a 'score.

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Veterans Gather To Commemorate Loss Of Pirate Ship

Funny story: Veterans Gather To Commemorate Loss Of Pirate Ship

Sombre scenes today here in Portsmouth as nautical veterans of a madcap adventure gathered together to commemorate the loss of the pirate ship HMS B*ggerall. Standing at the site of HMS Victory in the Royal Naval Dockyard, Michael Morse, a distant...

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Portsmouth Hire Bald Guy

Funny story: Portsmouth Hire Bald Guy

Portsmouth manager Tony Adams has reacted swiftly to fill the position of first-team coach at the club after Martin Keown rejected his offer last week, by hiring famous 1980's balding Dutch guy, Johhnnny Metgod. Metgod was said to be excited at th...

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