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Funny story: Les Miserables To Shoot In Portsmouth

Les Miserables To Shoot In Portsmouth

Hollywood is coming to Portsmouth as one of the most anticipated musical movies ever, Les Miserables, is to be shot in the historic port. Location scouts are looking at sites in the city and in Winchester. The dockyard is set to provide a major b...
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Funny story: Rape Of Hampshire - It's A Conspiracy Says Local Man

Rape Of Hampshire - It's A Conspiracy Says Local Man

A local man claims there is a conspiracy to make the county of Hampshire disappear from the map. His claim follows an episode of the BBC programme Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is today. In the show, pairs of antiques experts compete to buy a...
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Funny story: Pompey Cash Crisis - At Last, Something To Celebrate!

Pompey Cash Crisis - At Last, Something To Celebrate!

The latest cash crisis at Portsmouth FC has been welcomed by "superfan" Jake Seaport. The club announced yesterday that it has been hit with a winding-up order by HM Customes and Revenue over an unpaid tax bill of £1.6 million. The crisis has been...
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Funny story: Pompey Ownership Saga: Superfan Runs Away

Pompey Ownership Saga: Superfan Runs Away

Friends and family of Portsmouth 'superfan' Jake Seaport were concerned for his safety last night. Mr Seaport, 39, of Southsea, was last seen running along Goldsmith Avenue away from Fratton Park late yesterday after an interview with EIF News &am...
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Funny story: Chelsea Spared By Pompey - Not Next Time, Says Fan

Chelsea Spared By Pompey - Not Next Time, Says Fan

Chelsea's victory over Portsmouth in the third round of the FA Cup yesterday has been welcomed by a Pompey fan, though he is disapppointed by the London club's behaviour. As we reported on Saturday, Fratton Park 'superfan' Jake Seaport asked his h...
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Funny story: Pompey Urged To Go Easy On Chelsea

Pompey Urged To Go Easy On Chelsea

As the third round of the FA Cup arrives, most fans lick their lips in anticipation of excitement and upsets. But one fan is hoping his second-tier team will take pity on their Premier League opponents. Portsmouth "super fan" Jake Seaport is ur...
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Funny story: Portsmouth v Southampton: "Football May Break Out!" Police Warn

Portsmouth v Southampton: "Football May Break Out!" Police Warn

Portsmouth, home of the Royal Navy, is bracing itself this morning in anticipation of a visit by neighbours from Southampton at lunch time and the fear that a game of football might take place. "We're prepared for the visit of the Scummers," said...
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Funny story: All local businesses in Portsmouth to close

All local businesses in Portsmouth to close

The permanent closure of Friendly's in Portsmouth has largely affected retails of all sizes, especially the small, independent and locally-owned shops that can't afford the bargain price breaks that bigger chains utilize. Portsmouth has already lo...
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Funny story: English Channel earthquake 'sees passengers bouncing in their Eurostar seats' - report

English Channel earthquake 'sees passengers bouncing in their Eurostar seats' - report

South Coast - Passengers likened the 8am tremor to 'Mile High Club fallout on steroids' as an earthquake struck the English Channel today. "It turned my skinny latte into a foaming frappé-cino," Eurotunnel traveller Mrs Doris Lump said. "The t...
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Funny story: New A3 Tunnel Will Not Open

New A3 Tunnel Will Not Open

Following the failure of an emergency services test recently, it has been revealed that the new £155,000 a metre tunnel under Hindhead's iconic Devil's Punchbowl will now never be opened. A recent "crash test" revealed that the drainage for the ne...
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Funny story: Discovery of Morton's Toe Mystery Deepens as Rest of Morton Discovered in Portsmouth Wheelie Bin!

Discovery of Morton's Toe Mystery Deepens as Rest of Morton Discovered in Portsmouth Wheelie Bin!

Scotland Yard continues to press a recent murder mystery whilst remaining mum after what was alternately described as a parrot or an albatross was seen to drop what turned out to be the second toe of missing spoof writer Dudley Morton. Morton had...
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Funny story: Royal Family Seeks Travel Expert

Royal Family Seeks Travel Expert

Buckingham Palace is advertising for a new "head of travel" to help the Royal Family cut costs and reduce their carbon footprint. The post, worth between £55,000 and £75,000, is advertised on the family's web site. A palace insider said: "Membe...
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Funny story: Queen Furious To Miss Pompey As She Bids Farewell To Ark Royal

Queen Furious To Miss Pompey As She Bids Farewell To Ark Royal

It was almost more than the great royal heart could stand - not only was she bidding farewell to her navy's flagship, but she had to miss her other great love. HM the Queen visited HMS Ark Royal at Portsmouth yesterday to say "goodbye" to the grea...
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Funny story: Pompey Lil Makes 1,000th Court Appearance

Pompey Lil Makes 1,000th Court Appearance

Renowned Portsmouth prostitute Pompey Lil made her 1000th court appearance in the city today, accused of soliciting an American tourist. It was alleged that Pompey Lil offered the tourist a spot of 'How's your father' up a back alley for a 'score.
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Funny story: Veterans Gather To Commemorate Loss Of Pirate Ship

Veterans Gather To Commemorate Loss Of Pirate Ship

Sombre scenes today here in Portsmouth as nautical veterans of a madcap adventure gathered together to commemorate the loss of the pirate ship HMS B*ggerall. Standing at the site of HMS Victory in the Royal Naval Dockyard, Michael Morse, a distant...
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Funny story: Portsmouth Hire Bald Guy

Portsmouth Hire Bald Guy

Portsmouth manager Tony Adams has reacted swiftly to fill the position of first-team coach at the club after Martin Keown rejected his offer last week, by hiring famous 1980's balding Dutch guy, Johhnnny Metgod. Metgod was said to be excited at th...
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Funny story: Harry Redknapp To Be Given The Freedom Of The Borough Of Haringey To Go With The Freedom Of Portsmouth

Harry Redknapp To Be Given The Freedom Of The Borough Of Haringey To Go With The Freedom Of Portsmouth

Harry Redknapp, the new, and most successful Tottenham manager in living memory, is to be awarded with the the Freedom of the Borough of Haringey at a civic gala in recognition of his wonderful services to Spurs. It is the second such honour to b...
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Funny story: Tony Adams: "Christmas Has Come Early"

Tony Adams: "Christmas Has Come Early"

New Portsmouth boss Tony Adams was over the moon that he had been given the chance to succeed former boss, and new Tottenham manager, Harry Redknapp, saying that it was a dream come true, and that Christmas had come early. He said: "It's a dream!...
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Planned Parenthood (PPH) Signs A Contract For Collection of More Parts

Due to dire demand for baby organs,PPH inked a deal with Russian Mob Czar Kingich Herodski to kill newborn babies of all Tea Party-ites. Progressive homes to be passed over by posting Barack I pics.
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