HOLLYWOOD - Ellen DeGeneres and her wife Portia de Rossi recently purchased a statue from the city of Yuma, Arizona.
The statue depicts three lesbianites hugging one another. The city of Yuma was instructed by Governor Jan Brewer to either destroy...
HOLLYWOOD - Ellen DeGeneres has often times said that it takes a lot to get her upset; really upset, but it appears that Miley Cyrus has just found the right button.
Miley, speaking with Gary Busey on his talk show The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show, co...
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