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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Rear-Ends Another Vehicle

Lindsay Lohan Rear-Ends Another Vehicle

BEVERLY HILLS - Lindsay Lohan is quickly running out of chances. The Hollywood celebutante had gone shopping at the trendy Chanel #7 Store on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills. Afterwards she got in her late model Porsche Panamera and proceeded to driv...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Is Denying That She Was "Sexting" When She Slammed Her Porsche Into The Back Of The 18-Wheeler

Lindsay Lohan Is Denying That She Was "Sexting" When She Slammed Her Porsche Into The Back Of The 18-Wheeler

VENICE BEACH - Lindsay Lohan was laying out by the pool in a very skimpy yellow bikini at her mansion Lucky LohanLand. She had just got off the phone with her attorney Shawn "Buddy" Holley who has informed her that she may be facing charges of dri...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Totals Her Porsche - California State Troopers Rule Out Cosmetics

Lindsay Lohan Totals Her Porsche - California State Troopers Rule Out Cosmetics

SANTA MONICA - Lindsay Lohan is one very, very lucky young starlet after being involved in an accident on the PCH (Pacific Coast Highway) that totaled her black Porsche. According to California State Troopers Aaron Twixfellino and Hamilton Leno, n...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Told The Judge That Her Party Days Were Over - But She Did Not Say A Word About Her Party Nights

Lindsay Lohan Told The Judge That Her Party Days Were Over - But She Did Not Say A Word About Her Party Nights

LOS ANGELES - Just a mere three weeks ago Lindsay Lohan appeared in the courtroom of Los Angeles County Judge Stephanie Sautner. Judge Sautner informed the Hollywood celebutante and her attorney Ms. Shawn "Buddy" Holley that she was pleased with t...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Opens Porsche Driving School for Young Girls

Lindsay Lohan Opens Porsche Driving School for Young Girls

In a preemptive move to what most experts believe will be another prolonged series of court appearances for Ms. Lohan, Lindsay announced early this morning that she will be opening a series of charm and driving schools for young aspiring actresses.
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Funny story: Porsche Demands U.S. Emergency Call Number be Changed

Porsche Demands U.S. Emergency Call Number be Changed

Privately miffed for decades over the common misuse of their U.S. based corporate switchboard and dealer network phone lines, Porsche has asked the federal government to change the "911" emergency call number to "something else". Porsche automotiv...
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Funny story: James Dean's Car Continues Murder Spree.

James Dean's Car Continues Murder Spree.

The murderous Porsche 550 that killed legend-because-he'd-dead movie star James Dean -- which was believed to have been lost for 50 years-- has unsheathed it's merciless daggar of death, beginning it's killing spree again. Police say that the car...
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Funny story: Japanese Cars Beat Germany for Best Overall Acceleration

Japanese Cars Beat Germany for Best Overall Acceleration

Clearly winning an independent performance comparison sponsored by Automotive Quarterly Magazine, Japanese engineered cars outperformed their German counterparts in all but the super-premium automotive classes. The study by AQM, took cars from the...
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Funny story: Man with large Penis buys Porsche

Man with large Penis buys Porsche

The marketing division of Porsche international has been thrown into disarray after it was revealed last week that a 944 Carrera was purchased from a German dealership by a man with a large penis. Suspicions that the Porsche's marketing strategy...
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Funny story: UK tornadoes caused by 172mph driver

UK tornadoes caused by 172mph driver

Police have blamed reckless Porsche driver Tim Brady for causing the tornadoes that ripped through parts of central and southern England yesterday. In a dramatic police chase, he clocked up 172 miles per hour on a co...
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Stewart today touted her rollout of MarthaGoblers--designer turkeys for the Thanksgiving feast. MarthaGoblers are available in various skin-tone shades from Titian Brown to Chirascuro Noir and Blanc
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