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Funny story:  Pornographers Still Using WindowBlinds

Pornographers Still Using WindowBlinds

A study by the Bureau of Pornographic Affairs, a agency of the United States Secret Service-with an accent on "Vice"-has come to the conclusion that the majority of pornographers operating within the United States are still using WindowBlinds some fi...
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Funny story:  Judge Rules Halfwits Cannot Be Banned From Using Library

Judge Rules Halfwits Cannot Be Banned From Using Library

Judge Jamie Dean of West Virginia has handed down the ruling that halfwits cannot be prevented from using the county library. "That would be interfering with his rights as a citizen of the United States." "We're alright with most of the kids, b...
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Funny story:  NSA about to make every American a movie star

NSA about to make every American a movie star

WHITEWASHINGTON, DC - The U. S. National Security Agency (NSA) is gathering audiovisual recordings of millions of American citizens in its three-year effort to compile the largest "gonzo" pornographic tape of all time. What men, women, teens, and...
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Funny story:  Popular Pornography for March 1, 2014

Popular Pornography for March 1, 2014

In this edition of Popular Pornography... ->0 Are Bed Vibrators a Thing of the Past? 0<- Recent reports from cheap, sleazy motels across the nation suggest that the long history of coin-operated bed vibrators may be coming to an end. With the cost going from a quarter to, in some cases, as high as $1.50, the business of shaking mattresses appears to be winding down. Cissy Filler, o...
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Funny story:  Costa Rica Is On The Verge of Overtaking Denmark As The World's Top Porn Video Country

Costa Rica Is On The Verge of Overtaking Denmark As The World's Top Porn Video Country

SAN JOSE, Costa Rica - A representative for the Costa Rican government has informed the world wide press that the little Central American country is on the verge of achieving a world wide distinction. Since 2010, Costa Rica has become a mecca for...
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Funny story:  Man Sues Porn Industry for making Sex Boring

Man Sues Porn Industry for making Sex Boring

Dateline: LOS ANGELES--Eduard Garbanzo, a plumber and avid consumer of internet pornography, is suing several top producers of porn for having made sex commonplace and boring. "There's too much nudity on the internet," he protests. "They've satura...
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Funny story:  Top NSA Brass Watching Porn Not Snowden

Top NSA Brass Watching Porn Not Snowden

The talk of the morning news shows on Sunday, February 9, was that cheap software - available to everyone on-line - was used by Edward Snowden to plunder secrets from the NSA. He accessed millions of the country most highly classified documents...
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Funny story:  Pornography Or Violence: Which Is Bigger In U.S.?

Pornography Or Violence: Which Is Bigger In U.S.?

PBS NEWS KCET, LOS ANGELES Transcript of "Ray Asks" Moderator Ray Suarez: Today we begin a three-part series on pornography and violence in America. We are also interested in the question of which of them is most important to American life and also to the extent which they overlap. The connection between actual violence against anyone, rape, and watching violent videos and po...
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Funny story:  Kim Jong Un's Sex Video Is The Top Pornographic DVD In Sweden

Kim Jong Un's Sex Video Is The Top Pornographic DVD In Sweden

STOCKHOLM, Sweden - A representative for Sweden's Ya Porn Corporation has just stated that Kim Jong Un's sex video is selling out in retail stores faster than it can be stocked on the shelves. Ya Porn reports that the DVD is titled Rice Paddy Girl...
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Funny story:  Megyn Kelly Addresses The Porn Movie Rumors

Megyn Kelly Addresses The Porn Movie Rumors

NEW YORK CITY - Santa Claus expert Megyn Kelly appeared on Live With Kelly and Michael. Michael (Strahan) asked her if she had any idea that the arrogant comment she made about Santa being white would have backfired on her the way that it did.
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Funny story:  Absolutely Positively: Wild & Wonderful World Of SoCal Porn Could Be Delayed Until Further Notice

Absolutely Positively: Wild & Wonderful World Of SoCal Porn Could Be Delayed Until Further Notice

LOS ANGELES - The Southern California-based pornographic film industry appears to now be on the verge of yet another shutdown as a result of an announcement Friday that one of its performers recently tested positive for HIV. Neither the most lik...
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Funny story:  Senator on Panel Says NSA is Sex Obsessed

Senator on Panel Says NSA is Sex Obsessed

Whistleblower Edward Snowden's revelations about widespread surveillance conducted by the NSA confirm many people's worst fears: once-lauded principles of American democracy are in jeopardy. All U.S. citizens are all being constantly tracked, monito...
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Funny story:  Fears for U.S. Economy as Porn Industry droops again Resistance to Viaggro blamed

Fears for U.S. Economy as Porn Industry droops again Resistance to Viaggro blamed

The US porn industry is to shut down again after another artist tested positive for Erectile Dysfunction it has been revealed. The move has reignited the debate over the use of Viaggro in adult movies. Digby Drake, of industry trade group the Fre...
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Funny story:  Russell Brand Says He'd Like To Have A Go At Pamela Anderson

Russell Brand Says He'd Like To Have A Go At Pamela Anderson

LOS ANGELES - Russell Brand has commented that he recently heard about Pamela Anderson and her financial woes. Brand who fancies himself to be a lady's man told Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors that he finds Pamela Anderson to be a right sultry woma...
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Funny story:  "Latina Shemale" Pornstar Revealed Actually To Be French!

"Latina Shemale" Pornstar Revealed Actually To Be French!

Porn performer Samannthaa Coxxx, for years billed as "The Latina Shemale" was revealed today actually to be from Paris, much to the shock of her legions of fans. A teary eyed Coxxx faced an inquisitive press with contrition, apologizing to her...
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Funny story:  Pamela Anderson To Appear In The Porn Film The Lewd Mood?

Pamela Anderson To Appear In The Porn Film The Lewd Mood?

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson has just said that she will soon start production on an X-rated motion picture. She noted that she will be starring opposite the King of Porn Ron Jeremy in the movie The Lewd Mood. Anderson, who is 46, told Vood...
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Funny story:  Kim Jong Un Talks About The Purported Pornographic Sex Tape Video of Him and Miss Pyongyang

Kim Jong Un Talks About The Purported Pornographic Sex Tape Video of Him and Miss Pyongyang

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Reports coming out of North Korea are that Kim Jong Un is fit to be tied and he will get to the bottom of the latest sex scandal. The Rice Paddy News Agency of North Korea reported that they received a video tape in the ma...
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Funny story:  Split Beaver Full Moon plus imminent solar flip to wreak havoc on LA porn industry astrologers warn

Split Beaver Full Moon plus imminent solar flip to wreak havoc on LA porn industry astrologers warn

Los Angeles, California - Sunday's 25'25" degrees Taurus fool moon first earned its Split Beaver moniker during the 1998 Clinton impeachment trial when astrologers upgraded the November aspect from its plain Beaver Full Moon status on account of moon...
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