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Funny story: Teenager lends laptop he used for masturbation 10 minutes earlier to mother

Teenager lends laptop he used for masturbation 10 minutes earlier to mother

CLEVELAND, OH--Hoping for the best, local teenager Nate Bannington handed his laptop computer--which he had used 10 minutes earlier for masturbation--to his mother, Dorothy Bannington. "I just got back from school and I had some free time on my h...
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Funny story: The Case Against Recreation - Part 13: Adult Entertainment

The Case Against Recreation - Part 13: Adult Entertainment

Adult Entertainment Strip Shows-Some cities have strip joints where depraved men go to see naked women live on stage. These venues are more like torture chambers because it's all a tease, customers are not allowed to touch. They do however offer an occasional lap-dance--for the right price. Adult Cinema- Before Videotapes and DVDs came out, the entire pervert population had to go to theaters...
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Funny story: Porn Coming Soon To A Theatre Near You

Porn Coming Soon To A Theatre Near You

The rumors are true: The Institute of Cinematography (INCIN) signed a deal with producer George Floockis and director Stephen Spiltbeerger for a new feature-length epic motion picture starring Tom Screws with Hellin DeGenerate. The film will be the f...
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Funny story: Office and Parks and Recreation Star Rashida Jones Exposes Amateur Porn Industry in Netflix Documentary

Office and Parks and Recreation Star Rashida Jones Exposes Amateur Porn Industry in Netflix Documentary

Miami, Florida - Actress Rashida Jones has made a movie denouncing the amateur porn industry. "Girls are lured into doing these films thinking that they will launch them into stardom, but they never do," Jones told Katie Couric of Yahoo News. J...
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Funny story: Hemorrhoid Piercings: The Deadly Trend Sweeping America!

Hemorrhoid Piercings: The Deadly Trend Sweeping America!

Los Angeles, CA - Humans, much like gorillas: are interested, influenced, and educated by viewing recordings of their own species copulating on monitors. Humans love pornography and it influences the sex practices they engage in. Unless the last porn...
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Funny story: Naughty MPs also using Computers for Porn and Gambling say dismissed Judges

Naughty MPs also using Computers for Porn and Gambling say dismissed Judges

Just as if things couldn't get any worse for the UK' s establishment after the dismissal of three judges for viewing pornography on business computers the other day, a recent audit of the House of Commons networks has uncovered similar misuse on 63 M...
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Funny story: John Kerry's Urging That Potential Terror Recruits Be "Given Jobs" Backfires in Minnesota

John Kerry's Urging That Potential Terror Recruits Be "Given Jobs" Backfires in Minnesota

Minneapolis - A potential ISIS recruit's mother says she regrets urging her son to seek work after hearing Secretary of State John Kerry's advice that the world forestall Islamic radicalization by giving "jobs" to the kind of young men most vulnerab...
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Funny story: Original Draft of Famous Hemingway Passage Accidentally Found

Original Draft of Famous Hemingway Passage Accidentally Found

Boise, Idaho - A 72 year old Nampa, Idaho man visiting relatives he "doesn't like" in Boise says he was "just screwing around" looking through an old box of "pornos" at some "meth head's" garage sale, when he came across a literary bombshell that cou...
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Funny story: Kim Jong un To Star In Snuff Movie

Kim Jong un To Star In Snuff Movie

In a sensational genre swap, North Korean heartthrob, Kim Jong un is to appear as a snuff movie star. In the movie he is captured by twenty nymphomaniacs and tricked into making a soft core pornography movie. They plan to film his erotic death as he...
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Funny story: Government To Re-Structure Pornography Industry

Government To Re-Structure Pornography Industry

A Government enquiry into the pornography industry has found it to be "top heavy". After the next election, changes will be made to cut out the waste and streamline the whole British Industry in line with Las Vegas and Russia. Implants will have to b...
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Funny story: Jesus Christ Wants U.S. To Deport The Undocumented

Jesus Christ Wants U.S. To Deport The Undocumented

Senator Ted Crap (R-TX) this week has called President Obama a "dictator" and GOP House Speaker Boner termed him an "emperor" over his executive order to shield 4 million undocumented immigrants from deportation. Senator Crap said that Obama is "J...
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Funny story: What The Buck?!? The Root Of All Evildoers, As Otherwise Added Up Accordingly Before Being Even More Unofficially Rearranged (Keep The Change)

What The Buck?!? The Root Of All Evildoers, As Otherwise Added Up Accordingly Before Being Even More Unofficially Rearranged (Keep The Change)

AMMANBEINGAMMAN, Jordan - Sure, according to a significant amount of strategic unnamed sources (typically those without any sort of sufficiently accumulated sooner or later go-to funds, hopefully designated for any and all doomsday styled rainy days hell bent on impolitely presenting themselves, via whichever suddenly well past-due timeframe quickly proves to be dramatically necessary, and/or, ju...
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Funny story: Judge! Oh Judge! Why are you persecuting me?

Judge! Oh Judge! Why are you persecuting me?

I keep getting pornographic emails from some unknown source. I open them up, being that I'm an inquisitive sort. Although I know that you're not supposed to open emails from strangers, because they could have a nasty virus attached, I open them anyway. Call me curious, stupid, impulsive...whatever, I don't know.... One was slugged: Red, White & Blue: This Judge Is Here for You!. It included...
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Funny story: Exhibit or Exhibitionism?

Exhibit or Exhibitionism?

HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM, TEXASS - The citizens of Houston, TX, have a problem with Jorge Marin's statues. They're male--and they're naked. "Whether they be flesh and blood or bronze, we don't cotton to no naked men here in Houston, partner," Jim ("Big Bear") Butt said. The brawny bronzes in the sculptor's Wings of the City collection have stirred more than a few Houstonites, as residents...
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Funny story: Skincare manufacturer to sell lotion bottle with built-on screen for porn-viewing

Skincare manufacturer to sell lotion bottle with built-on screen for porn-viewing

Junguns Skincare Products announced that they will soon release lotion that comes in a bottle with a 4 ½ high-definition screen attached to it. Additionally, the bottles will have audio and Wi-Fi capabilities. They will be an industry first and ar...
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Funny story: Obama Refuses Air Strikes And Instead Turns Off Porn Access to Combat ISIS in Iraq

Obama Refuses Air Strikes And Instead Turns Off Porn Access to Combat ISIS in Iraq

In a controversial move for the president of the United States, often criticised as being cautious in acting in the Middle East, today he decided to switch off all transmission of adult pornography to any radical groups in Northern Iraq. Under siege...
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Funny story: Harry Potter Fans Accused Of Porno Inferno

Harry Potter Fans Accused Of Porno Inferno

Porn mogul 'Big' Dick Littlejohn has today accused Harry Potter fans of arson after the set of his latest movie Harry Do-Her and the Golden Shower burnt down last night in a huge conflagration in South London. "Those potty fans have had in for me...
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Funny story: NSA Data Might Be Used To Jail Pot Users, Catch Tax Cheats

NSA Data Might Be Used To Jail Pot Users, Catch Tax Cheats

Thousands of NSA files on U.S. citizens who were incidental Internet surveillance intercepts have been retained, recorded and classified the Times has found. They tell stories of fornication, love and heartbreak, illicit sexual liaisons, mental-heal...
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