Rumors are circulating that there is a Jonas Brother sex tape on the horizon.
In a bid to be relevant again Joe Jonas 23 and his girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler 28 had a trusted videographer friend shoot them engaged in sex acts. They then procee...
Television networks chain up the doors, Restaurants fail, photographers go on unemployment, body shops go out of business. Jewelry stays on shelves. A entire industry fails. What could possibly be behind all this chaos?
Lindsay Lohan.
Everyone knows the Kardashian sisters are close but they have gone from the ridicules to the sublime in their show, "Kourtney and Kim Take Miami".
In a recent show Khloe told Kim and Kourtney that if they drank pineapple juice it would make their...
Another court case involving Lindsay Lohan has been decided and she only has to serve 90 days in lock down rehab, 30 days community service and 8 months psychiatric evaluation. After meeting these criteria she's free and clear.
When legal experts...
Joan and Melissa Rivers have given two big thumbs up to the Pope on his fashion choice.
From his Chanel inspired overcoat to his Vera Wang lace under dress ending up on his ruby red slippers, Joan Rivers says outta the park.
From a...
LINCOLN, Nebraska - There is presently a movement in the state of Nebraska to prevent the state's residents from viewing porn on the thousands and thousands of Internet porn sites.
Several groups are advocating the banning of these vulgarian sites...
During a police operation along the M1, police disguised as lorry drivers, were sent out to observe passing lorries and what causes most of them to start swerving.
After letting several lorries pass and glimpsing into their windows it seems that s...
A group in California have started to make what they are calling Anti Porn movies featuring scenarios that are common to adult movies but that end up in wholesome activities.
The films are being distributed via a website and at the moment there...
J.K.Rowling has issued a writ for libel against Paris Match, France's most renowned popular magazine.
At a hastily convened press conference her chief Public Relations officer Andrew McTaggart told reporters: "Eeeh,... averybiddy knows that this...
NAPOLEON, Ohio - GOP vice-presidential candidate Paul Ryan was asked by GOPicky Magazine's Amos Soursuckle about the rumor floating around the Great Lakes area.
The political rumor is that The Old Flip Flopper has stated that when he is elected pr...
I don't watch internet pornography because visiting those sites leaves traces on your computer, and you never know when your sister is going to go through your search history-AND-there's always the chance that, after you're dead, your heirs might sell your computer to a church, and while the congregants are using it for a power-point presentation on Christmas Eve, might hit the wrong button, see w...
Los Angeles --Today the California State Senate brought to the floor a bill that would require the Adult film industry actors to wear condoms. The reason for the bill, according to a state Senator who requested to remain anonymous, is to ensure that...
Honey-Do Lists and Female Barbers
I'm telling you all right now, and you can look it up here on my writer's profile: My turn-ons do not include crawling on my belly through damp, bushy, dark places with deep, wet holes....
OK, OK, I'll reconsider that.
I do not like crawling under the goddamned house to change air conditioner filters. I'm retired; I make enough money to pay some out-a-wor...
Failing satirist, buffoon of long standing, idiot, crap diplomat, pariah, awful cook, bad husband, and beer guzzling, chain smoking idiot, Martin Shuttlecock, today embarked upon a lunatic quest intended to restore to at least some degree, his points standing on satirical website www.thespoof.com.
By hitting the lowest common denominator...and surfing the net for porn.
Here, he explains the...
The International Society of Gynecologists made an observation that whenever the word vagina was used in any of their leaflets or advertising the response to that advertising was overwhelming.
Dr Peak A Boo, a world renowned gynecologist said,
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Animal rights activists are up in arms over a statement Lady Gaga made in reference to dead animals.
Gaga said, "Dead Animals Make Great Coats". This statement, no matter how true, has people all upset, especially animal rights people.
One me...
Miley Cyrus has obviously enlisted The Paris Hilton Agency, the agency that keeps Hollywood trailer trashers in the spotlight.
As I've reported repeatedly, Paris Hilton has opened a agency that keeps attention whores in the spotlight, Kim Kardash...
Well, America in it's bid for better politics has spoken. The #1 internet search over the weekend was for Congressman Paul Ryan pictures shirtless.
Paul Ryan became a national obsession when Mitt Romney announced he'd be his running mate for the V...