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Funny story: Skincare manufacturer to sell lotion bottle with built-on screen for porn-viewing

Skincare manufacturer to sell lotion bottle with built-on screen for porn-viewing

Junguns Skincare Products announced that they will soon release lotion that comes in a bottle with a 4 ½ high-definition screen attached to it. Additionally, the bottles will have audio and Wi-Fi capabilities. They will be an industry first and ar...
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Funny story: Obama Refuses Air Strikes And Instead Turns Off Porn Access to Combat ISIS in Iraq

Obama Refuses Air Strikes And Instead Turns Off Porn Access to Combat ISIS in Iraq

In a controversial move for the president of the United States, often criticised as being cautious in acting in the Middle East, today he decided to switch off all transmission of adult pornography to any radical groups in Northern Iraq. Under siege...
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Funny story: Harry Potter Fans Accused Of Porno Inferno

Harry Potter Fans Accused Of Porno Inferno

Porn mogul 'Big' Dick Littlejohn has today accused Harry Potter fans of arson after the set of his latest movie Harry Do-Her and the Golden Shower burnt down last night in a huge conflagration in South London. "Those potty fans have had in for me...
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Funny story: NSA Data Might Be Used To Jail Pot Users, Catch Tax Cheats

NSA Data Might Be Used To Jail Pot Users, Catch Tax Cheats

Thousands of NSA files on U.S. citizens who were incidental Internet surveillance intercepts have been retained, recorded and classified the Times has found. They tell stories of fornication, love and heartbreak, illicit sexual liaisons, mental-heal...
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Funny story: Pornographers Still Using WindowBlinds

Pornographers Still Using WindowBlinds

A study by the Bureau of Pornographic Affairs, a agency of the United States Secret Service-with an accent on "Vice"-has come to the conclusion that the majority of pornographers operating within the United States are still using WindowBlinds some fi...
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Funny story: Judge Rules Halfwits Cannot Be Banned From Using Library

Judge Rules Halfwits Cannot Be Banned From Using Library

Judge Jamie Dean of West Virginia has handed down the ruling that halfwits cannot be prevented from using the county library. "That would be interfering with his rights as a citizen of the United States." "We're alright with most of the kids, b...
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Funny story: NSA about to make every American a movie star

NSA about to make every American a movie star

WHITEWASHINGTON, DC - The U. S. National Security Agency (NSA) is gathering audiovisual recordings of millions of American citizens in its three-year effort to compile the largest "gonzo" pornographic tape of all time. What men, women, teens, and...
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Funny story: Popular Pornography for March 1, 2014

Popular Pornography for March 1, 2014

In this edition of Popular Pornography... ->0 Are Bed Vibrators a Thing of the Past? 0<- Recent reports from cheap, sleazy motels across the nation suggest that the long history of coin-operated bed vibrators may be coming to an end. With the cost going from a quarter to, in some cases, as high as $1.50, the business of shaking mattresses appears to be winding down. Cissy Filler, o...
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Funny story: Costa Rica Is On The Verge of Overtaking Denmark As The World's Top Porn Video Country

Costa Rica Is On The Verge of Overtaking Denmark As The World's Top Porn Video Country

SAN JOSE, Costa Rica - A representative for the Costa Rican government has informed the world wide press that the little Central American country is on the verge of achieving a world wide distinction. Since 2010, Costa Rica has become a mecca for...
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Funny story: Man Sues Porn Industry for making Sex Boring

Man Sues Porn Industry for making Sex Boring

Dateline: LOS ANGELES--Eduard Garbanzo, a plumber and avid consumer of internet pornography, is suing several top producers of porn for having made sex commonplace and boring. "There's too much nudity on the internet," he protests. "They've satura...
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Funny story: Top NSA Brass Watching Porn Not Snowden

Top NSA Brass Watching Porn Not Snowden

The talk of the morning news shows on Sunday, February 9, was that cheap software - available to everyone on-line - was used by Edward Snowden to plunder secrets from the NSA. He accessed millions of the country most highly classified documents...
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Funny story: Pornography Or Violence: Which Is Bigger In U.S.?

Pornography Or Violence: Which Is Bigger In U.S.?

PBS NEWS KCET, LOS ANGELES Transcript of "Ray Asks" Moderator Ray Suarez: Today we begin a three-part series on pornography and violence in America. We are also interested in the question of which of them is most important to American life and also to the extent which they overlap. The connection between actual violence against anyone, rape, and watching violent videos and po...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un's Sex Video Is The Top Pornographic DVD In Sweden

Kim Jong Un's Sex Video Is The Top Pornographic DVD In Sweden

STOCKHOLM, Sweden - A representative for Sweden's Ya Porn Corporation has just stated that Kim Jong Un's sex video is selling out in retail stores faster than it can be stocked on the shelves. Ya Porn reports that the DVD is titled Rice Paddy Girl...
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Funny story: Megyn Kelly Addresses The Porn Movie Rumors

Megyn Kelly Addresses The Porn Movie Rumors

NEW YORK CITY - Santa Claus expert Megyn Kelly appeared on Live With Kelly and Michael. Michael (Strahan) asked her if she had any idea that the arrogant comment she made about Santa being white would have backfired on her the way that it did.
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Funny story: Absolutely Positively: Wild & Wonderful World Of SoCal Porn Could Be Delayed Until Further Notice

Absolutely Positively: Wild & Wonderful World Of SoCal Porn Could Be Delayed Until Further Notice

LOS ANGELES - The Southern California-based pornographic film industry appears to now be on the verge of yet another shutdown as a result of an announcement Friday that one of its performers recently tested positive for HIV. Neither the most lik...
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Funny story: Senator on Panel Says NSA is Sex Obsessed

Senator on Panel Says NSA is Sex Obsessed

Whistleblower Edward Snowden's revelations about widespread surveillance conducted by the NSA confirm many people's worst fears: once-lauded principles of American democracy are in jeopardy. All U.S. citizens are all being constantly tracked, monito...
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Funny story: Fears for U.S. Economy as Porn Industry droops again Resistance to Viaggro blamed

Fears for U.S. Economy as Porn Industry droops again Resistance to Viaggro blamed

The US porn industry is to shut down again after another artist tested positive for Erectile Dysfunction it has been revealed. The move has reignited the debate over the use of Viaggro in adult movies. Digby Drake, of industry trade group the Fre...
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Funny story: Russell Brand Says He'd Like To Have A Go At Pamela Anderson

Russell Brand Says He'd Like To Have A Go At Pamela Anderson

LOS ANGELES - Russell Brand has commented that he recently heard about Pamela Anderson and her financial woes. Brand who fancies himself to be a lady's man told Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors that he finds Pamela Anderson to be a right sultry woma...
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