"To think I kissed her (or him) there--and there--and ''there''! - Sarah Michelle Gellar
Although some contend that Baphomet is a Marvel Comics super-villain, Baphomet is really the demon of parties and partygoers west of the Mississippi. As such, he (or she) is often depicted at parties in Las Vegas, Hollyweird, and various family nudist camps in Arizona and New Mexico, and some Oregonians inc...
BILLINGSGATE POST - SPECIAL EDITION - Due to the number and content of the letters responding to yesterday's article titled "President Obama Diagnosed With Terminal Chicken Lips," BILLINGSGATE POST will dedicate today's article to publishing letters from irate readers and the responses to them:
Dear Dr. Billingsgate: Chicken lips, my ass! How can you insinuate that Barack has chicken lips?...
According to the pig community, the answer is a resounding "NO."
Pigs were appalled by the recent statement of Democratic political strategist James Carville: "Most people don't really give a pig's patootie about a nuclear arms deal with Russia...
Police were called to the Six Flags Great America Park in Illinois to investigate a reported beating of the Porky Pig character by two off-duty park workers.
There was some kind of beef (no pun intended) between the parties that resulted in the...
Medical Researchers at Johns Hopkins University, in conjunction with the Mayo Clinic, have discovered the source of Swine Flu. The outbreak did not originate in Mexico as was previously thought. In fact, the disease begin in Hollywood.
Secret agents from the National Health Organization were reported to have shot and killed Porky Pig by mistake. The government denied the rumours that they killed the wrong swine to eradicate the flu circulating around Mexico.
"We take special pr...
Miss Piggy, actress and star of television, stage, and screen, has become the first celebrity victim of the Swine Flu Epidemic. The 39 year old actress passed away at Hollywood Hills Hospital surrounded by family, friends, and a representative from...
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