Britney Spears panicked when she saw her six foot body guard pass out at her dinner table after he ate homemade pork chops prepared by Spears.
Britney Spears was not affected because she was eating Salmon fish at the time.
Doctors at the hospi...
Recent rhetoric emerging from Tripoli exhorts Islamic fundamentalists to keep fighting, as dying in battle for their God is the greatest honour.
MI6 have been working hard to find a solution to this depth of extremism, and they have come up with...
A team of research scientists from Kentucky State University have concluded a year-long study of the average American hot dog to determine once and for all if they are, in fact, made from lips and assholes. The results indicate that hot dogs do indee...
In a secret gathering held in a ballroom beneath the capitol building last night, Senator Ann Whatatush, republican from the state of Kansas was awarded a one million dollar prize, mismanaged out of the defense budget, for the years best pork barrel...
UK pork eaters are being warned to avoid the fatty, pumped up with hormones, meat? Three people have died in the UK and many more have fallen ill with the porky transmitted bug, hepatitis E.
At first nutritional experts thought it was due to pork...
Hard pressed British families will be glad to hear that Walls, producer of their beloved "Banger" is branching out and will shortly be marketing "Pigs Ears" as "a tasty snack the whole family can enjoy anytime!
"Gordon Brown was our inspiration. W...
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Even as the World Health Organization struggles to contain a recent outbreak of swine flu, a startling number of other swine related diseases and illnesses have begun to crop up across the globe.
"This latest development is esp...
LONDON, UK: The Health Ministry has issued more swine flu alerts and precautionary measures. The Health Secretary has said: "We are now asking Brits to avoid eating bacon butties - just to be on the safe side".
A bitter Onslow Dole and his wife...
The marketing of a computer which contains elements made from pork has angered some people in the Moslem community.
The Tatyama p-01x has been on sale now for two months, and for reasons which the manufacturer has not revealed, has pork-fat as a...
DUBLIN, Idaho - Sausage meat that ended up in animal feed could force farmers to destroy 10 pigs or goats, safety officials said Tomorrow as the Dublin Union advised that Indian restaurants did not need to ban Irish chicken.
The Bus Safety Authori...
County Downwind, Ireland - This lush Irish countryside, once brown as far as the eye could see with pig farms, now lies empty and desolate in the wake of the recent devastating tainted pork recall.
The Irish government has acted quickly to recall...
London - (Royal Ass Mess): Toxic behavior by the lard-arsed Duchess of Pork's Provisional IRA pals may be behind the Queen sickening according to Palace medical sources.
HM the Puppet Monarch was quarantined on Saturday night after a rasher (sic)...
Rogue Rabbi Rick Rickstein recently revealed reservations regarding one of the central beliefs of his religion.
Rickstein, long time friend of Mel Brooks, admitted that "We could have been a bit hasty about the whole Jesus thing" Acknowledging tha...
LOS ANGELES - Unseasonably high Braunschweiger prices throughout the region are being blamed on unexpected Canadian pork processors shutting down their plants for extended maintenance.
Des Moines, IA - Citing the dangerous geopolitical climate, the National Pork Board has taken the unorthodox step of seeking an active role in the war on terror. According to Ramon Garciaparra, a spokesperson for the National Pork Board and father o...
I worked for a Commodities trader in Chicago. They made me put on a pork belly suit.
It was a sorry ass pig costume, pink with a little curly tail. It looked like the worst skinned pig youve ever seen and had "bellies" scrawled across the front. I didn't want to do it. Normally, Id never consider it, but I was planning to quit, so I said, fuck it, took the hundred bucks...
American propaganda drops over Afghanistan have not been effective in winning over the Taliban orientated population, because they have been "missing the point".