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Funny story: Pensioner de-frocked 500 priests. I am sick of paedophiles, he rants

Pensioner de-frocked 500 priests. I am sick of paedophiles, he rants

Pensioner Pope Benedict XVI de-frocked 500 priests while in office, Vatican sources admitted. Vatican spokesman Federico Lombardi initially said the AP report was rubbish. The latest statistics reveal the number of priests defrocked in 2011 and 20...
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Funny story: Last Frights For Papa Ratzi, The Pontiff Who Threw In The Towel

Last Frights For Papa Ratzi, The Pontiff Who Threw In The Towel

Rome - "Uh, who threw up all over the towel, more likely," Monsignor Guido Gorgonzola, Keeper of the Papal Adult Diapers, commented at reports that Pope Joe Ratzinger is on a life support machine tonight. A team of top gerontologists at Rome's Osp...
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Funny story: "I've Permanetly Retired From Competitive Soccer" says Ex-Pope

"I've Permanetly Retired From Competitive Soccer" says Ex-Pope

Rome - Catholic soccer fans are in shock today after Ex-Pope Benedict XVI said he is hanging up his cleats at the end of the season and would no longer compete in Vatican League soccer. Benedict XVI, the leading scorer the last seven seasons for...
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Funny story: Former Pope Confesses "it's all a sham"

Former Pope Confesses "it's all a sham"

He was the first pope to resign in "god" knows how long when Benedict XVI quit his papal duties in February 2013, saying that he no longer had the strength to perform his role. Now in an unprecedented interview with The Spoof's religious corresponden...
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Funny story: Last Frites for Ratzinger ahead of Friday's Summer Solstice

Last Frites for Ratzinger ahead of Friday's Summer Solstice

Rome - A giant family sized fun-bucket of speciality Italian Fiefdom Fries has been delivered to the retired Pope's private quarters in Rome amid Vatican fears His Holiness might not make it past this Friday. Treatment for blocked arteries has see...
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Funny story: Satan wins the war of Facebook

Satan wins the war of Facebook

Satan has chalked one up in his eternal battle with God when it was revealed that his Facebook page has more subscribers than God's. "I quietly pleased," Satan admitted. "When I last looked I had twice the number of followers on Facebook, than God...
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Funny story: Benedict Excommunicates Pope Francis

Benedict Excommunicates Pope Francis

Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI has announced from the balcony of Castel Gandolfo the excommunication of Pope Francis. The announcement occurred on Holy Saturday and it was followed by the mandate that the newly-installed Pontiff vacate the Vatican S...
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Funny story: Pope Francis Serves Eviction Notice on Pope Benedict

Pope Francis Serves Eviction Notice on Pope Benedict

According to confidential sources within the Vatican Curia, Pope Francis has served an eviction notice on Pope Emeritus Benedict. The former pope has one week from Easter Sunday to vacate Castel Gandolfo or answer to the Italian courts. The act...
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Funny story: Man Jumped for Not Sharing His Weed to Celebrate Vatican's White Smoke Announcement

Man Jumped for Not Sharing His Weed to Celebrate Vatican's White Smoke Announcement

KILLEM COURT, Connecticut - Rodney McSausagefoot was beaten senseless in a parking lot of a Catholic church in Connecticut's Killem Court Projects for sparking up a joint filled with marijuana after hearing of the Vatican's announcement of a new Pope...
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Funny story: Simon Cowell being brought in to help find new Pope

Simon Cowell being brought in to help find new Pope

In a shock announcement by the Vatican today, it has been confirmed that Simon Cowell, the mastermind behind popular talent shows such as "Britain's Got Morons" and "£X-Factor" is being drafted in to bring some life to the process for choosing a new...
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Funny story: Cardinals Announce New Pope Must Be Able to Sing and Dance

Cardinals Announce New Pope Must Be Able to Sing and Dance

Vatican- Today in Rome Cardinals in the conclave debated what the new Pope must be able to do. Quite surprisingly there seemed to be a spirit to include some very new kinds of skills: * Dancing * Singing * Lead guitar * Tamborine * Gangnam Style...
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Funny story: Vatican Elects Protestant Pope

Vatican Elects Protestant Pope

The Vatican made the startling announcement that, for the first time, they would be appointing a Protestant pope. Onlookers were startled when the new pope suddenly ran out of the Vatican and ripped his papal clothes to shreds. "You don't n...
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Funny story: Pope Benedict To Meet With Lindsay Lohan

Pope Benedict To Meet With Lindsay Lohan

LOS ANGELES - Word out of the Vatican is that Pope Benedict XVI, has informed his press secretary Leonora Sardinia to set up a meeting with the much troubled Tinsel Town starlet Lindsay Lohan. The pope, 85, said that last week he received a text m...
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Funny story: Pope To Followers: "Fuck It"

Pope To Followers: "Fuck It"

Rome---Not long after stunning his followers by announcing his sudden retirement, Pope Benedict XVI has delivered his farewell speech before a huge crowd of cheering supporters. In his speech the Pope explained his reasons for quitting, something no Pope has done in centuries. Here is a condensed version of the Pope's address: Dear followers, I greet you, and I am honored by you...
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Funny story: Cardinals pick Satan to be next Pope

Cardinals pick Satan to be next Pope

St. Louis - Matt Holiday of the Cardinals announced today that the Cardinals have picked Satan to be the new Pope. While there are no good Catholics on the team, many are well versed in the ways of the Vatican. "We feel Satan best represents the...
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Funny story: Miracles of Pope Benedict Revealed

Miracles of Pope Benedict Revealed

Vatican City -- As he retires as the mystical leader of the Catholic Church, Pope Benedict is being honored for the miracles he performed while pontiff. Among the amazing feats with which he is credited are these wonders: Converted the Pope Mobil...
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Funny story: Pope Snags Job As Wal-Mart Greeter

Pope Snags Job As Wal-Mart Greeter

Soon-to-be former Bishop of Rome, Successor of St. Peter, Head of the College of Bishops, Vicar of Christ, and Pastor of the Universal Church: Pope Benedict XVI has snagged a new part-time job as a Wal-Mart greeter at a superstore in Raleigh, North C...
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Funny story: Pope Benedict XVI Moving To Beverly Hills

Pope Benedict XVI Moving To Beverly Hills

THE VATICAN - Italy's national news agency The Daily Vino has just reported that Pope Benedict XVI, 85, has made a highly surprising announcement. The leader of the Catholic church said that he has decided that after his resignation becomes offici...
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