LONDON, U.K. - Reality show phenomenon, Simon Cowell, has revealed plans he is about to start auditions for his next multi-million dollar franchise called 'Musical Parachutes'.
"Look, people.." Mr. Cowell pronounced to the attending media, "...the...
Roly-Poly Pop Idol loser Michelle McManus has been uncovered on Berwick beach with a makeshift market stall.
The rotund reality show 'star' shot to fame in the 2003 edition of the popular Simon Cowell show with stunning renditions of songs by Fats...
After the tragic death of Amy Winehouse (RIP), her planned concerts in Italy had to be sadly cancelled although at first the Italians thought she was only "dead drunk"; nobody believes the Daily S++r in Italy!
The organisers were forced into find...
LOS ANGELES - Justin Bieber, the teen idol, took his mom out to a local IHOP and confided to her that he has finally accepted the fact that he did not win the coveted Best New Artist Award at the recent Grammy Awards.
He shook his head and almost...
BOISE, Idaho - Canadian singing sensation Justin Bieber performed at The Mashed Potatoes Arena before a standing room only sell out crowd. Bieber gave the amazing crowd a record breaking 13 encores.
The crowd of 30,000, which included not only you...
GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - Canadian singing sensation Justin Bieber was in Green Bay attending the 91st Annual Snow Plow Parade and Ice Fishing Championships.
Bieber, who was the parade's grand marshall, stated that he was thrilled to have been asked...
In an effort to make more money from premium rate telephone lines and pointless quizzes in the advertisement breaks in between, Simon Cowbell today announced his new talentless show series.
"Crap Idol", "Crap Factor" and "Britain's Got Crap" will...
Following his shock win in American Idol, Kris Allen has called on his British fans to vote for Susan Boyle on the UK's X Factor. He said that he felt it was his 'duty' to promote the Irish singer now that he had won his competition.
Kris was ful...
Never let it be said that the canny executives at ITV are slow off the mark when seizing a new broadcasting opportunity, and the crisis at Westminster over the MPs expenses claims has afforded them a chance to catch public attention yet again with a...
It appears that "Israeli Idol" - loosely based on Pop Idol and American Idol - has been an unmitigated disaster for Simon Cowell with his Sam-the-Eagle-Muppet hair style.
Today it was announced that Simon Cowell's production company will make a new show entitled "Idol Bastard Idol", where wannabe contestants fight it out to be crowned worlds most idol bastard.
American Idol judge Simon Cowle is at the centre of a row over the disrespect he showed to the victims of the Virginia shootings.
Britney Spears rehab has gone well, leaving thousands of people secretly a little disappointed that nothing went wrong.
Television bosses, hell- bent on ensuring that every single show on the box has a 'reality' theme, have revealed plans to broadcast a program that gives the common man a chance to have his voice heard. Based on the X- Fac...
Three things come to mind in those rare moments when I think of Pop Idol: the self-proclaimed oxymoron that is ‘Reality Television’ (if that’s reality I’m calling Judge Judy), hopeless wannabes who wanna make a name for themselves and, perhaps relating to the last ‘stereotype’, the ‘notorious’ Simon Cowell. From the man who brought us the musical talents of Five, Westlife and erm, Zig and Zag, it’...
Simon Fuller annouched today that he would do a religious Pop Idol. Pope Idol should hit UK screens later this year dubbed the "holy man's Pop Idol".
Popular song-singing, gameshow-without-a-game, Pop Idol, has been rocked to its foundations by claims that Simon Cowell is simply "being honest".
Huge fore-headed Geordie sex symbols PJ and Duncan aka Ant and Dec, have announced their decision to go their separate ways after a huge fight at the final round of Pop Idol.
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