Wayne Hemmingway, (no, not that one) a life long fan of popular singing twins The Proclaimers has given up on his pledge to walk 500 miles for his ex-wife after only one mile, and two blisters that are absolute agony.
The overweight love rat met h...
I joined Snoop Dogg's vast enterouge of drug dealing thugs; whores of all shapes, sizes, races, and peculiarities; along with some actual American Indian chiefs at his powwow in the Bronx Monday afternoon. Snoop Dogg's admission fee for the powwow wa...
"It all started with me" stated the mid teenage kid with frosted tips known as the garb.
"It started out as just a simple joke band, but has now become far more than a way of life for me" he continued to say. 90's boy bands. A phenomenon that left us a little more than a decade ago, yet its prepubescent frosted tip teenage vibes still somehow linger with us up to this very day.
"Mistake! Ha, I...
Minneapolis, MN - According to sources closest to the recently deceased Pop/Rock/Fashion and Home Furnishings Icon, Prince, he actually did enjoy making doves and other birds cry, which was the impetus for one of his most beloved songs.
From today, the UK music chart is being published on Fridays, and will be based on a new algorithm for calculating positions from a range of sources. Unfortunately, this has coincided with changes to the days on which new music is released, and the...
Many music critics view Wagner's music as problematic because of the composers' anti-Semitic views, and many argue that his classic works of opera are inseparable from his hatred of Jewish people.
However, not everyone agrees.
So, we've asked a couple of real music experts (not some pathetic, pedantic, mainstream, dusty old music critics), to give their two (million) cents worth on this on...
The fifth clone member of renowned boyband No Directions has left, to pursue a career in the fast food industry.
On Thursday, Number Five decided to dramatically quit the pop super group in favour of starting a more ordinary line of work.
Lorde's newest songs have been leaked ot the media. A secret snitch sent along a copy of the eighteen year-old New Zealander's latest songs. The source says "Little White Yugos" is likely to be at least a moderate success on the pop charts. "All the...
THIS WEEK'S BEST SELLING RECORDS.
1. Now I Must Die. Help me... Please! Please! Please!
2. Tomorrow I Must die. Or... the day after.
3 Stop Hurting me. Please... Please... before I kill you.
4. Without You, what is the use of Living?
5. If You Go Away I will die from dope or alcohol, just to Please you.
6. I Can't Live with or Without you. I am a Freemason.
7. If you go Away, so mu...
Birmingham, England- Street performer Chase Michaels was arrested by the bill earlier today for squeezing his own bollocks to hit the high not of the lyric, "chanda lier lier."
Locals were not impressed by the show with local mother Linda Harris...
After two months of debate, the White House in conjunction with the INS has issued a deportation notice to "music" star Justin Bieber following his recent legal troubles.
The Canadian-born Bieber, 19, was arrested January 23rd, 2014 for DUI, drag...
In a statement issued earlier today, Hiram Thicke, the agent for pop diva Miley Cyrus said the star attended hospital to have a handle inserted into the right side of her head.
The star, who is the most followed and tweeted personality ever by bot...
Old friend tells press after Bieber pulls one of his pranks. "He's my friend no more, no way in uh the bad place. He used to not be this way. Now I'm telling the ladies his likes and dislikes. I'm after money too."
Here's some Bieber himself has...
Doctors nationwide in the last few months have received a flood of calls, walk ins, and email correspondence from parents expressing concern over their childrens behavior. The main cause for alarm is that these children are constantly sticking their...
Although not the originator of the dance known in pop culture as twerking Miley Cyrus, has become quite well known for this dance move due to mass publicity over her performance at the Mtv Video Music awards.
Ms. Cyrus has decided to cash in on th...
In recent years it seems that the august body l'Académie française which regulates the French language by approving new words and grammar is there just to prevent the French populace from communicating with the rest of the world, which speaks English...
Dave Barry wrote a book about bad songs.
Fully 2/3rds of the songs he writes about are songs that I love.
Dave Barry is now on my excrement list.
First off, let me explain who Dave Barry is.
Dave Barry is a comic god.
Not a comic genius. Not a comic professional. Not a comic expert.
A comic god.
Let's get that straight right from the beginning.
I know he looks pretty geeky for someone...
Following news of teen-sensation Justin Bieber's comments in the Anne Frank museum guestbook, a Bavarian spirit guide has managed to find Bieber a fan from the afterlife - Adolf Hitler.
The medium, Hans Gruber, says that the message from the forme...
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