MAPLE LEAF, CANUCKA - Among the most unhygienic people in the world, Canucks think nothing of using public swimming pools as their personal urinals.
A recent study of two pools of different sizes indicated that a 220,000-gallon pool contained...
Pool & Billiards-
Pool players prefer to call the game Billiards so it is not confused with a swimming type of pool. And because the pool stick sounds too much like pulls dick, which is what the game is really all about. But players are understandably embarrassed by it and they don't want anyone to know. Try as they might, it's impossible to hide because the symbolism is just too obvio...
Millions of people around the world have declared themselves clinically depressed at the thought of accidentally switching the channel over to this year's World Snooker Championships.
An unofficial survey of semi-official, machine-washable televis...
Snooker and Pool legend, Donnie O'Mulligan, is returning to the fierce world of competitive snooker. The world snooker and nine-ball pool champion says that he has completely changed.
In an exclusive interview he told me, "I 'ave decided to stop a...
It's true, one of the silliest things I've heard, nonetheless true.
"Arm-hair foul" was called by a female referee today in the Italy v Phillipines World Cup Pool game.
Let this be a lesson to all pool players out there, SHAVE YOUR BLOODY ARMS BEFORE A CHAMPIONSHIP GAME.
You would think they would have thought of that - being professional pool players. It's obvious to me and I don't even...
Susan Boyle who sometimes sings has taken up Pool and is apparently very good at it. Subo is now being called Super Subo Potter and although her style is not exactly conventional she does seem to get great accuracy using her cue.
One of the bigge...
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'Touching the pink', 'chalking the cue' and 'breaking the balls' are not cheeky aphorisms but legitimate terms in the world of professional snooker.
Hi all, yes we are here, moved to Missouri close to family, unpacked, tierd, and ready to get into the pool. But, Let me tell you what I'm not ready for.
U.S. star Swimmer Michael Phelps launched the ultimate revenge on Australian Rival Ian Thorpe this week when he revealed he urinated in Thorpe's lane moments before Phelps' victory in the men's 200-meter individual medley at the World Swimmin...
They started from a pool of 1,500 hopefuls, each one a hard-bitten terrorist living somewhere in the United States. They came from all over the world to compete, some with no visible means of support. Last night, after all the votes were tallied, on...
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