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Canucks adopt strict new anti-pee policy

Funny story: Canucks adopt strict new anti-pee policy

MAPLE LEAF, CANUCKA - Among the most unhygienic people in the world, Canucks think nothing of using public swimming pools as their personal urinals. A recent study of two pools of different sizes indicated that a 220,000-gallon pool contained...

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The Case Against Recreation - Part 18: Billiards & Pool

Pool & Billiards- Pool players prefer to call the game Billiards so it is not confused with a swimming type of pool. And because the pool stick sounds too much like pulls dick, which is what the game is really all about. But players are understandably embarrassed by it and they don't want anyone to know. Try as they might, it's impossible to hide because the symbolism is just too obvio...

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Mass global depression ahead of World Snooker Championships

Millions of people around the world have declared themselves clinically depressed at the thought of accidentally switching the channel over to this year's World Snooker Championships. An unofficial survey of semi-official, machine-washable televis...

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Snooker Genius Finds Himself in Tibet

Funny story: Snooker Genius Finds Himself in Tibet

Snooker and Pool legend, Donnie O'Mulligan, is returning to the fierce world of competitive snooker. The world snooker and nine-ball pool champion says that he has completely changed. In an exclusive interview he told me, "I 'ave decided to stop a...

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"Arm-hair Foul" called in World Cup Pool game

Funny story: "Arm-hair Foul" called in World Cup Pool game

It's true, one of the silliest things I've heard, nonetheless true. "Arm-hair foul" was called by a female referee today in the Italy v Phillipines World Cup Pool game. Let this be a lesson to all pool players out there, SHAVE YOUR BLOODY ARMS BEFORE A CHAMPIONSHIP GAME. You would think they would have thought of that - being professional pool players. It's obvious to me and I don't even...

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Susan Boyle takes up Pool and becomes Subo Potter

Funny story: Susan Boyle takes up Pool and becomes Subo Potter

Susan Boyle who sometimes sings has taken up Pool and is apparently very good at it. Subo is now being called Super Subo Potter and although her style is not exactly conventional she does seem to get great accuracy using her cue. One of the bigge...

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Do You Need To Tidy Up After A Pool Party?

Funny story: Do You Need To Tidy Up After A Pool Party?

If so, ring the best. Get Barrymore. We guarantee to clean the pool and the surrounding area. It will be spotless. No stains no fuss. Got something nasty floating in your pool? Get Barrymore. We can deal with any pool based accident. Dozens of satisfied customers. Inspector Knacker of Scotland Yard had this to say" We looked all round the pool, but Barrymore had really cleaned up! We couldn'...

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Snooker is 'Kinda Gay'

Funny story: Snooker is 'Kinda Gay'

'Touching the pink', 'chalking the cue' and 'breaking the balls' are not cheeky aphorisms but legitimate terms in the world of professional snooker.

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Im ticked!

Funny story: Im ticked!

Hi all, yes we are here, moved to Missouri close to family, unpacked, tierd, and ready to get into the pool. But, Let me tell you what I'm not ready for.

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Olympic Swimmer Michael Phelps Pees In Pool

Funny story: Olympic Swimmer Michael Phelps Pees In Pool

U.S. star Swimmer Michael Phelps launched the ultimate revenge on Australian Rival Ian Thorpe this week when he revealed he urinated in Thorpe's lane moments before Phelps' victory in the men's 200-meter individual medley at the World Swimmin...

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"American Terrorist" Finalists Chosen

Funny story: "American Terrorist" Finalists Chosen

They started from a pool of 1,500 hopefuls, each one a hard-bitten terrorist living somewhere in the United States. They came from all over the world to compete, some with no visible means of support. Last night, after all the votes were tallied, on...

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