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Funny story: Ode to the little turd who wouldn't be flushed!

Ode to the little turd who wouldn't be flushed!

Ode to the little turd who wouldn't be flushed! Oh little turd, of all the millions and zillions of turds that have existed in the world even in my lifetime, why oh why were you the one that refused to be flushed? Little turd,You are not all that much different from the rest...a little smaller, a little rounder and yes quite nice in texture but little turd, why you? Little turd, what made...
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Funny story: Brown Mass at Saints of Grace Lutheran Church

Brown Mass at Saints of Grace Lutheran Church

Greenwich CT: "Never before has there been such a horror!" said Rev. Paul Martin. He, along with 138 congregants looked somewhat dazed and had a vacant thousand yard stare in their eyes. The front lawn of Saints of Grace Lutheran Church looked like a...
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Funny story: Trump Hurls Crap at Supporters

Trump Hurls Crap at Supporters

Milkforce and I snuck into the Trump Rally at Two Forks, Tennessee. We brought Stosh Armstrong with us for protection in case they started throwing punches. Stosh kept a low profile, staying about ten feet behind us in the crowd. It's not that he was...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton's Gigantic Shit During Commercial Break Disrupts Debate

Hillary Clinton's Gigantic Shit During Commercial Break Disrupts Debate

Americans watching Saturday's Democratic debate saw Hillary Clinton's empty podium for nearly one minute when ABC News came back from its second commercial break as she found herself in the unfortunate position of needing to take a dump, which ended...
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Funny story: On the problem of choosing how and where to drop a stink pickle

On the problem of choosing how and where to drop a stink pickle

Niagara Falls, NY - Attempts to avoid colleagues in professional settings is an all too familiar practice. Have you ever gone to a different floor of your office building to drop a bomb? What about having the turtle's head poking out but preventing M...
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Funny story: Gary Lineker Vows To Take Revenge On Twitter Trolls

Gary Lineker Vows To Take Revenge On Twitter Trolls

Legendary former England, Leicester and Barcelona striker Gary Lineker has had enough of hilarious Twitterers reminding him of the time he crapped himself on the pitch during a group stage match versus the Republic of Ireland at the 1990 World Cup in...
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Funny story: Dudley Council to clamp down on irresponsible dog-owners

Dudley Council to clamp down on irresponsible dog-owners

Residents of Dudley, in the West Midlands, have become so enraged with irresponsible dog owners who allow their pets to foul in public places and then fail to clear up their mess, that they have demanded that the local council take drastic action.
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Funny story: Man claims, " They broke into my house and stole my shit, really…they did!"

Man claims, " They broke into my house and stole my shit, really…they did!"

Granite Falls, Washington - City officials in an effort to " clean up their town" after being declared the " Meth Capital of the world" by law enforcement, tried to do just that with the help of two very innovative companies. There were problems…...
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Funny story: Septic Tank Cleaner Scores StarShit Gold!

Septic Tank Cleaner Scores StarShit Gold!

Wiilliam Bigturd, an American Indian septic tank cleaner in Hollywood announced at a press conference held by creative Artists Agency today at the Polo Lounge in Beverly Hills: "Yep, it's true! I've been cleaning out the septic tanks of the Stars for many moons and i have saved and cataloged their "Star Shit" with it's DNA -- along with the starshit my ancestors have saved. We have been in the...
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Funny story: Obama Contemplated Replacing Biden in 2012 Campaign Because "He Never Flushes His Shit"

Obama Contemplated Replacing Biden in 2012 Campaign Because "He Never Flushes His Shit"

Leaked Galleys from Taking Fire For Talking Points, Jay Carney's tell-all memoir of his time as President Obama's press secretary, show that Obama wanted to dump Joe Biden from the Democratic ticket for the 2012 election because Biden never flushed t...
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Funny story: Obama Dumps Two Bus Loads of Illegal Kids on Palin's Driveway

Obama Dumps Two Bus Loads of Illegal Kids on Palin's Driveway

It was anything but a normal morning at Todd and Sarah Palin's Wasilla Alaska home. "I thought it was the garbage truck" said a befuddled Todd Palin "Then we heard all of these people outside, I thought it was just some fans, but then I looked out t...
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Funny story: Man Slips and Falls in Mud; Soils Pants

Man Slips and Falls in Mud; Soils Pants

Ernest Tierney of Levenworth, North Dakota had been tormented by his friends, family members and even strangers since the above headline appeared in the local newspaper. After suffering humiliation from friends, neighbors, strangers and even fami...
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Funny story: Man's Huge Shit Blocks Toilet During Girlfriend's Visit To Condo

Man's Huge Shit Blocks Toilet During Girlfriend's Visit To Condo

Whether it was a case of nervous agitation and uncontrolled excitement, or the direct result of an earlier-consumed over-ripe curry hasn't yet been ascertained, but the upshot of some or all of the above was that one lovestruck Englishman was today c...
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Funny story: Cruise Ships Like Hospital According to Passengers

Cruise Ships Like Hospital According to Passengers

According to Mr & Mrs Franklin Getz, a trip on a criese ship is like going into a hospital. Odd are pretty good that you will come down with something that you didn't go for. "Like a hospital, if one person is sick and it can be caught by othe...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber's Head on Chopping Block?

Justin Bieber's Head on Chopping Block?

Justin Bieber really did it this time! Or someone is certainly after his hide. An estimated 200,000 visitors to the Ganges River in India who come there to bath and be healed had fled the area after spotting human waste bobbing down the river last...
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Funny story: Wisconsin Couple Test Relationship By Watching Each Other Use Bathroom

Wisconsin Couple Test Relationship By Watching Each Other Use Bathroom

A Wisconsin couples exercise in testing the strength of their relationship; prior to moving into together has failed, and the couple have now split up, with both parties refusing to speak to the other. In a tentative attempt to test the waters of...
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Funny story: Cat Dumps A Load in Lodge Marijuana Stash

Cat Dumps A Load in Lodge Marijuana Stash

After everyone had had a good laugh after consuming a lot of marijuana they all suddenly ran and slid toward the bathroom door and opening outside windows while others just puked all over their passed out friends on the floor at the University of Col...
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Funny story: Justin & Friend Get Old Grouch Back

Justin & Friend Get Old Grouch Back

After the great trick Justin Bieber pulled reported to us by a friend, we just had to go back and ask about others. "There was this sour old man and his little dog in the neighborhood who hated kids and tried to keep us even from walking a sidewal...
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