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Funny story:  Certain Spoofers find comfort in learning to write like shit!
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Certain Spoofers find comfort in learning to write like shit!

Certain Spoof writers have announced they have received a fully paid scholarship to the acclaimed School of Classic Assine Literature located at Lowton Classics Hall on the campus of Poo University in central London. "I've always wanted to write c...
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Degree in Shit Shoveling Introduced

The University of Derby has announced its intention to introduce a full-time Bachelor of Arts program in the management and distribution of horse shit, available to undergraduates from 2010 onwards. In a posting on the University's website, Vice-C...
Funny story:  'Eat -a -Turd For Mohammed Day' a big success with the Taliban in Tribal Afghanistan.
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'Eat -a -Turd For Mohammed Day' a big success with the Taliban in Tribal Afghanistan.

Yesterday in Afghanistan the Taliban declared that date as the official "Eat A Turd For Mohammed Day." The armed Taliban forced village people at gunpoint to eat their own crap in order to show "true submission to Mohammed"....said Ziki Al-Ghabouni...
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Forget soccer! New team oriented sport is sweeping Europe!

No one knows exactly how 'Dung Rolling' started in Africa, but it is thought that early settlers became fascinated with a species of scarab that rolls a large ball of animal dung around from place to place. It is commonly known as a Dung Beetle.
Funny story:  Peanut butter is actually plant fecal matter says expert
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Peanut butter is actually plant fecal matter says expert

A dark secret was revealed in Science Fair magazine when Melvin Harris told the sordid secrets of the peanut butter industry. It's a secret so well guarded that giant food processors don't want you to know anything about a popular and cheap staple!...
Funny story:  Broadcaster Scat Porn Scandal - Vice Squad Dawn Raid - World Clampdown on Vile Practices
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Broadcaster Scat Porn Scandal - Vice Squad Dawn Raid - World Clampdown on Vile Practices

The Music Archive of a popular broadcaster was the target of a dawn raid today by officers of the Metropolitain Police Vice Squad as part of operation "Get the filthy bastard perverts and bang 'em up sharpish". This is a nationwide operation aimed at...

Funny story:  Turd carving contest draws thousands in Moscow
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Turd carving contest draws thousands in Moscow

Moscow, Russia - Thousands of Moscovites turned out for the annual Winter Turd Carving Contest, a ritual that started in 1912 as a means to pass the mid winter mark with an outdoor sport that anyone could do and do it with simple household items.
Funny story:  Rob Pattinson's publicist claims- 'Rob did not have a bowel movement today'
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Rob Pattinson's publicist claims- 'Rob did not have a bowel movement today'

Hollywood, CA - The LA Times has reported that actor Rob Pattinson did not have a bowel movement today. Reporter Rex Noggin, who works the paper's assignment desk called 'the celebrity bowel movement report', regularly gives readers reports on person...

Funny story:  NHS Approves Midwifery for Constipation
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NHS Approves Midwifery for Constipation

London - Already the third largest employer in the entire world, the National Health Service plans on stretching the limits of taxpayers further by implementing a new midwifery program for constipated patients staffed with maternity room nurses. T...
Funny story:  Vegemite Removed From Shelves After Man Complains "It Tastes Like Shite!"
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Vegemite Removed From Shelves After Man Complains "It Tastes Like Shite!"

It may be the end of the line for one of Australia's most famous products tonight, after a supermarket decided to remove Vegemite from its shelves when a man complained that it tasted a bit like faeces. The man, from England, had licked some Vegem...

Funny story:  Nude Beaches Outlaw Dingleberrys
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Nude Beaches Outlaw Dingleberrys

In a rare pact of solidarity, nude beaches in California, Florida, Brazil, Mexico, France, and Italy have joined together to outlaw dingleberrys. They have also called on all other nude beaches to join in the ban. Dawson Hunter, lifeguard at Brow...
Funny story:  Scientist creates dog that shits once a month!
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Scientist creates dog that shits once a month!

San Francisco, CA - A Berkley scientist claims to have invented a dog breed that only needs to go out once a month to do its 'business.' Dr. Jeffery Skinner, a Harvard-educated DNA and gene splicing expert, talked about his new breed of dog during...

Funny story:  'This ish it' - Michael Jackson defecates posthumously
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'This ish it' - Michael Jackson defecates posthumously

Pottytown, PA - Michael Jackson fans are surprised by the recent release by Michael Jackson - 'This ish it'. According to my source, Dr. Undie Taker of Peter Pan Memorial Garden, posthumous defecation is actually quite common. In fact, "Many prison...
Funny story:  UK Obssessed By Faeces And Ablutions
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UK Obssessed By Faeces And Ablutions

Researchers at the University Of Chicago (South Side) have recently unveiled the results of years of research into the 'unique' British sense of humour. Professor Egon Offagin announced the results to a packed house of TV and Movie scriptwriters a...

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Giant iceberg spotted this summer had shrunk to a smaller iceberg and now laughable little ice cubes that many boats ram into for the fun of it.

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