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Funny story: Obama Dumps Two Bus Loads of Illegal Kids on Palin's Driveway

Obama Dumps Two Bus Loads of Illegal Kids on Palin's Driveway

It was anything but a normal morning at Todd and Sarah Palin's Wasilla Alaska home. "I thought it was the garbage truck" said a befuddled Todd Palin "Then we heard all of these people outside, I thought it was just some fans, but then I looked out t...
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Funny story: Man Slips and Falls in Mud; Soils Pants

Man Slips and Falls in Mud; Soils Pants

Ernest Tierney of Levenworth, North Dakota had been tormented by his friends, family members and even strangers since the above headline appeared in the local newspaper. After suffering humiliation from friends, neighbors, strangers and even fami...
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Funny story: Man's Huge Shit Blocks Toilet During Girlfriend's Visit To Condo

Man's Huge Shit Blocks Toilet During Girlfriend's Visit To Condo

Whether it was a case of nervous agitation and uncontrolled excitement, or the direct result of an earlier-consumed over-ripe curry hasn't yet been ascertained, but the upshot of some or all of the above was that one lovestruck Englishman was today c...
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Funny story: Cruise Ships Like Hospital According to Passengers

Cruise Ships Like Hospital According to Passengers

According to Mr & Mrs Franklin Getz, a trip on a criese ship is like going into a hospital. Odd are pretty good that you will come down with something that you didn't go for. "Like a hospital, if one person is sick and it can be caught by othe...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber's Head on Chopping Block?

Justin Bieber's Head on Chopping Block?

Justin Bieber really did it this time! Or someone is certainly after his hide. An estimated 200,000 visitors to the Ganges River in India who come there to bath and be healed had fled the area after spotting human waste bobbing down the river last...
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Funny story: Wisconsin Couple Test Relationship By Watching Each Other Use Bathroom

Wisconsin Couple Test Relationship By Watching Each Other Use Bathroom

A Wisconsin couples exercise in testing the strength of their relationship; prior to moving into together has failed, and the couple have now split up, with both parties refusing to speak to the other. In a tentative attempt to test the waters of...
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Funny story: Cat Dumps A Load in Lodge Marijuana Stash

Cat Dumps A Load in Lodge Marijuana Stash

After everyone had had a good laugh after consuming a lot of marijuana they all suddenly ran and slid toward the bathroom door and opening outside windows while others just puked all over their passed out friends on the floor at the University of Col...
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Funny story: Justin & Friend Get Old Grouch Back

Justin & Friend Get Old Grouch Back

After the great trick Justin Bieber pulled reported to us by a friend, we just had to go back and ask about others. "There was this sour old man and his little dog in the neighborhood who hated kids and tried to keep us even from walking a sidewal...
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Funny story: Scottish sewer blocked by Pooh!

Scottish sewer blocked by Pooh!

Responding to complaints of a rather stiff smell exiting local drains and household bogs, Scottish sewer engineers have been scouring the area attempting of find a dead rat or two left over stodgy Big Macs that might be causing the stench. Throu...
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Funny story: Car Dealer Sues Rival Dealership For Massive Bird Crap!

Car Dealer Sues Rival Dealership For Massive Bird Crap!

A car dealership in Maryville, Tennessee is suing a rival car dealer for $500,000 in lost income and auto damage as well as causing the workers there to risk their lives by working and the clean-up details. Hardin's GMC and Hyundai Auto Dealership...
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Funny story: Brownies Laced With Pot & Poot Closes Local McDonalds

Brownies Laced With Pot & Poot Closes Local McDonalds

The fast-food joint in Friendsville, Tennessee has closed down for the day after a scheduled-to-be-fired employee brought brownies for the staff on his last day of work. "Apparently he told the other employees that he had laced the brownies with m...
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Funny story: Man Spotted Dog Turd 'Too Late'

Man Spotted Dog Turd 'Too Late'

An Englishman working as a teacher in the Thai capital of Bangkok, was left with egg on his face and shit on his shoe today, after he stepped on a dog turd. The man, Moys Kenwood, was walking around a market in the city when he spied the offending...
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Funny story: Scientist Proves You Can Say Shit With A Mouthful

Scientist Proves You Can Say Shit With A Mouthful

On ABC's Good Morning America this morning, an American scientist showed that the whole scientific community was wrong with their belief. Dr. Andy Raddatz from a Superior Wisconsin Think Tank appeared as a guest and told the viewers that some old...
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Funny story: Stephen Hawking: Whole Lot of Shit Going Down!

Stephen Hawking: Whole Lot of Shit Going Down!

Prominent scientist, Stephen Hawking stated today that both Greenpeace and other environmental groups are fighting a losing battle with nature. "There are about 7 billion people on the earth today. Let's say they have one good crap each day. Now I...
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Funny story: The Sh*tFire Flu Deadly!

The Sh*tFire Flu Deadly!

What researchers were afraid of is apparently coming true! Several different "Flu" (Bird, Chicken, Monkey, Hound Dog, etc) have emerged into one new flu that is being called the SH*TFire Flu! "Without warning or even warming, a person will be taki...
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Funny story: Lots of Sh*t Going Down: U.S. Government - Be Warned!!!

Lots of Sh*t Going Down: U.S. Government - Be Warned!!!

An unnamed doctor has told the press (he wore a mask) that the United States government has ordered that every doctor suggest a rectal exam to all patients at their offices. "Then they give this little device to push up their rear ends so that the...
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Funny story: The White House toilets have stank since 2009

The White House toilets have stank since 2009

A White House insider who has defected to Russia, has revealed a horrible and disgusting secret. The toilets in The White House have stank constantly since January 20th, 2009 The defector who remains unnamed, revealed these details to British,...
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Funny story: Lion poo business booming

Lion poo business booming

Sales of lion dung have rocketed in recent months, as has the price. The waste product has become very popular with gardeners as it repels almost all known pests. Britain's leading supplier Lionel Plopp has been doing a roaring trade. "I'd be 'lio...
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Queen of Sheba Susan Rice Demands Hagel's Head

"QueenSheba" Rice had a hissy fit over SecDef Hagel's failure to mouth the Regime's spin on foreign threats. She issued a beheading decree,only deflected by Court Jester "Loony Joe" Biden's ravings.
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