Controversial street artist Banksy has unveiled an 8ft wall painting of a masturbating baby made entirely of his own shit.
The piece entitled "Waaaaa Waaaaa Wanky" which is the first of seven excrement-based pieces Banksy intends to produce; will...
A Japanese scientist has developed the worlds first food group made from human excrement.
Mitsuyuki Ikeda, a researcher from the Okayama Laboratory, found that sewage mud has a lot of protein in it, beef has a lot of protein in it so why not comb...
Scientists studying dung beetles rolling their balls of dung from A to B have discovered they are guided by the Milky Way and passing comets. This amazing discovery has now lead to proof that dung beetles and other insects actually star gaze includin...
After the stunning success of Sir Alex Ferguson having his statue revealed at the Theatre of Dreams in Manchester, the United Nations, FIFA and Jaggedone (who?), have decided to erect statues to some of the world's greatest arseholes in places where masses of pigeons (and other birds) can shit all over them (SAF is not an arsehole BTW!).
The statues would then become symbols of human madness an...
Poo by Natalina Won
Poo -
it's what we have in common,
we all produce it.
Call it what you will:
faeces, excrement, sh*t.
Disgusting it may be,
but very good for plants.
When it comes from cows,
it's a habitat home for ants.
It's 'merde' in French (and that's no joke)
because it's true:
life revolves around poo.
Animals in hot countries
produce it by the...
WELLINGTON, New Zealand (ABSNN) - A court in this New Zealand city ruled today that "this country is a Horseshit Free Zone." The ruling came on the heels of the arrest of an anti-monarchist, Sam Bracanov, a seventy-six year old man who made it c...
Phileas Fogg was relaxing at the bar in his local gentleman's club with a glass of brandy and a copy of the Times.
"Hello Fogg," said Lord Cockwrench. "Have you just laid a honking great brown egg in the lavatory?"
"I dare say I have," replied Fogg sadly. "I do beg your pardon, but poor Mr Crapper's hand-flush toilet was not up to the job. I had to leave my excretia for the butler."
"Aha...
The Olympic Committee have praised the London 2012 Olympics, describing it as "a sporting event" and "a thing that happened", while also congratulating the organisers on not f***ing up too much.
Olympics organiser Jebedee Olympic, great-grandson o...
HARFOLD, Vt. - Scientists at Harfold State College have come to some very different conclusions than their colleagues at the University of Oregon as to what a piece of 13,000 year-old poop means to the history of North America.
"Our Oregonian coll...
Leading pro-life groups have extended their anti-abortion campaign to post-Eucharistic stools. According to the pro-lifers, it is a "blasphemous, anti-life abomination" to empty one's bowels within 48 hours of consuming the body of Christ during reli...
VATICAN - Our mole on the Vatican guard issued an encrypted communique to our news desk minutes ago. The Pope's butler is being charged with being totally responsible for recent leaks.
The leaks have been quite embarrassing for the Pope, who de...
Washington, DC - The President held a surprise press conference this morning for a small group of reporters. There he was asked if he really knew where he was born.
"I can't actually remember where I was born", the President replied to the report...
They rap on and on, but those 'songs' the rappers spill from their lips and their hips just seem to go in circles that lead nowhere. Isn't it time they finally listened to non-rap brother Aaron Neville and just 'Tell It Like It Is"?
(Rap these refrains to any ol' music that comes into your head.)
I want bling,
bling is everything
I wear bling on my ear
so long as it doesn't make me...
Ever since NASA raced to put men in the moon, critics have been questioning the need for the space programme.
No longer!
Space boffins have finally silenced the nay-sayers by using satellite technology to find where penguins go to relieve thems...
From the same scientist that gave us the study "Is a frog's ass water tight?" We have a new study of a common American cliché, Does a bear shit in the woods?
"My dad was always making these comments that made me wonder if there was any truth to t...
That terrific tearing noise many heard yesterday during the very first hour of the Rush Limbaugh show was apparently not his pants this time.
Almost instantly, the webcam was shut off and people were left with a seated Rush Limbaugh with a surpris...
With many Americans unable to change life long eating habits, a new medical procedure coupled with prosthetic pants may be the desirable answer.
Developed by Dr. C. Emmett Sakatt a colorectal surgical specialist with extraordinarily long fingers,...
A Europe-wide TV channel is to be launched next week, featuring the very best in European interest programming. The channel, to be called EURO-TV, will do its best to avoid the problems encountered by similar now-defunct channels.
Those problems were largely caused by the multilingual nature of Europe. EURO-TV will try to avoid these by not broadcasting any speech. Entertainment will be provid...