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International Superstars Line Up For Stricken Pompey!

Funny story: International Superstars Line Up For Stricken Pompey!

Cristiano Ronaldo, Lionel Messi, Carlos Tevez, Juan Mata... a team line-up to die for? Well it seems fans of stricken Portsmouth, will soon be on life support as some of the greatest names in the game sign up to help the club out of its difficulti...

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Portsmouth Live To Fight Another Day - Super Fan 'Over The Moon'

Funny story: Portsmouth Live To Fight Another Day - Super Fan 'Over The Moon'

A sensational victory at doomed Doncaster on Saturday means struggling Portsmouth managed to stave off relegation for another week. As Bristol City only managed a draw at Birmingham, cash-strapped, in-administration Pompey still have a mathematica...

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Portsmouth Super Fan Welcomes Relegation

Funny story: Portsmouth Super Fan Welcomes Relegation

Former Premier League and 2008 FA Cup winners, Portsmouth, face the possibility of relegation to the third tier of English football today. Proud Pompey will go down to the confusingly-named Division One if they fail to better Bristol City's result...

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Portsmouth And Southampton - Honours Even (But We Won Really, Says Pompey Superfan)

Funny story: Portsmouth And Southampton - Honours Even (But We Won Really, Says Pompey Superfan)

Police looked on helplessy as football broke out between two south coast rivals at Southampton on Saturday. Southampton and Portsmouth fans stopped hurling insults and punches at eachother to watch two teams try to play a game of association footb...

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Pompey Cash Crisis - At Last, Something To Celebrate!

Funny story: Pompey Cash Crisis - At Last, Something To Celebrate!

The latest cash crisis at Portsmouth FC has been welcomed by "superfan" Jake Seaport. The club announced yesterday that it has been hit with a winding-up order by HM Customes and Revenue over an unpaid tax bill of £1.6 million. The crisis has been...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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