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Traces of Plutonium 210-style nerve agent on Eric Joyce bar bill?

Funny story: Traces of Plutonium 210-style nerve agent on Eric Joyce bar bill?

London - Charged with three c*unts of common assault tonight the evidence is piling up high against Falkirk MP Eric Joyce. Police sources said this evening they were looking into Wednesday night's Strangers Bar CCTV footage where a Commons barman...

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Russian oligarch's mystery death: Tory Plutonium 210 skullduggery suspect named

Funny story: Russian oligarch's mystery death: Tory Plutonium 210 skullduggery suspect named

Surrey - (Radioactive Mess): Police are probing ex-UK Prime Monster Margaret Thatcher's PR director Lord Bell after one of his Russian oligarch clients mysteriously dropped dead while enjoying a potentially lethal Plutonium 210-laden ciggie.

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Plutonium 210 row: Russians detain Neil Kinnock's son

Funny story: Plutonium 210 row: Russians detain Neil Kinnock's son

Bloodyvostock - (Suspicious Mess): The Russian security service has arrested ex-UK Labour Leader Neil Kinnock's son Boris Vladimirovich Khruschev-Kinnock.

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Sympathy for the Devil #2: Russian Intelligence Expert Shot in Washington

Funny story: Sympathy for the Devil #2: Russian Intelligence Expert Shot in Washington

Washington - (DissassoCIAted Press): A Russian intelligence expert who blamed George W Bush for the Plutonium 210 poisoning of former KGB turncoat Alexander Litvinenko in London last year has been critically injured after a mysterious drive-by shooti...

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Ex-KGB spook fingered the wrong President

Funny story: Ex-KGB spook fingered the wrong President

London - (AssoCIAted Mess): Hapless ex-KGB colonel Alexander Litvinenko RIP may have been the subject of an elaborate wind up by Tessa Jowl's Department for Vultures, Mediocrity and Spots into thinking it was Russian President Vlad The Impaler Pu...

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Suffolk Ripper is the new Polonium

Funny story: Suffolk Ripper is the new Polonium

Ipswich - (Ass Mess): Journalists hunting the latest scare story to terrorise the UK have admitted that the Suffolk Ripper, as he/she is being called after five women were found murdered in the Ipswich area, may be the latest twist in the Polonium ho...

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Pinochet death 'suspicious': Plutonium 210 cops

Funny story: Pinochet death 'suspicious': Plutonium 210 cops

Santiago, Chile - (Ass Mess): Leading Global Piss Process luminaries, Bush Administration client-dictators and top-notch account holders of the Riggs Bank are preparing to fly to Santiago for the funeral of General Augusto Pinochet whose death yester...

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Cherie: My Plutonium 210 Hell

Funny story: Cherie: My Plutonium 210 Hell

Whitehall, SW1 - (Ass Mess): Prime Monster's wife Cherie Blair has told Breakfast TV about the moment when police officers from the UK's National Poisons Unit raided her Chambers after a number of barristers' wigs tested positive for Plut...

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Bush and Blair test positive with Polonium 210

Funny story: Bush and Blair test positive with Polonium 210

In the ongoing radiation poisoning saga, the toxic Polonium 210 has infected two more victims. President George W. Bush and Prime Minister Tony Blair have both tested positive with Polonium 210 poisoning. The highly radioactive material is deadly, bu...

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