There seems to be a direct link with the rate of abortions and the rate of homosexuality as explained by the ever controversial Dr. Kerksy.
"Everything in this universe is a chemical reaction. We humans are just chemical reactions and we add to o...
With the sun finally coming out for the final few days of the Olympics, a new problem has emerged, with pollution set to make breathing dangerous for athletes.
"Ozone levels are so high," said Boris Johnson, Mayor of London, who has decided to rem...
A strange new development has occurred in the continued battle behind the oil industry and environmentalists over the use of fracking. Fracking, for those unfamiliar with the term, is the new art of pumping chemical laden water back into an undergrou...
Reports coming in appear to suggest that a serious case of toxic seepage threatens to kill off all known marine life in Lake Erie, unless it's brought swiftly under control. The good news is that the USA appears so far to be blameless in this latest...
The fire in a scrap yard below the M1 in north London which caused havoc for many motorists during a busy weekend when there were major events at Wembley as well as the London Marathon has aroused concern about the safety of having industrial units b...
PICHER, OK (ABSNN) - Gary Linderman owns the Old Miner's Pharmacy in downtown Picher, Oklahoma. He hasn't much business lately, mostly due to the fact that the entire town of Picher has been declared "hazardous waste site," by the federal government...
Ocean City, NJ- As if the New Jersey oceans weren't dirty enough, a recent study suggests that people are more likely to pollute the oceans now more than ever.
"I see the footage from that Gulf spill and think, is my beer can really going to be th...
SAN FRANCISCO, CA -- The Sierra Club, reputedly America's oldest, largest, and most influential grassroots environmental organization has begun a major campaign today to lobby Congress to ban traditional in ground burials.
Their presser states tha...
San Ramon - (Crude Mess): A leading US environmental science expert said this weekend that someone has created a 'dodgy dossier' out of his Ecuador pollution report in a deliberate bid to tamper with the evidence.
Renowned US biologist Charles W C...
Bubbles the size of footballs were seen floating past the London Bridge by people on their way to work this morning. The aroma of Lilac filled the air.
A Lorry carrying a full load of Royal Bubbly Brand bubble bath careened off the Marlow Bridg...
Police were searching for Spoof editor Mark Lowton tonight amidst fears that he was planning to carry out a chemical attack on the United Kingdom.
Inspector Robin Jackman said "We believe that this man is intent on causing millions to suffer. We...
Recife, Brazil - Combined Brazilian and French search forces have been hampered in their efforts to find evidence of a downed Air France flight and authorities cite two reasons.
Firstly, extensive debris fields on the Atlantic have made it impossi...
KNOXVILLE, TN - Christmas came early this year to Tennessee residents living near a coal-fired power plant outside Knoxville, who found a little something extra under their trees: Five hundred million gallons of sludge laden with arsenic, mercury an...
TOXIC BOG, New Jersey - In a stunning development today, the EPA obtained an injunction from the Supreme Court shuttering the FDA, a prominent part of the United States Government.
Dazed FDA officials wandered about the streets, looking for a gove...
In what many are seeing as an example of Political correctness gone mad, Metropolitan police have introduced charging the dead.
A widow to Robert Jenkins who died last Wednesday and was formally charged by the police the next day, spoke for many w...
Attractive waists have replaced toxic wastes as the biggest problem clean towns in America seem to face.
Researchers at the Iowa University of Science and Corn are working to develop environmentally friendly ballots, which can literally disappear within four days of use, and expect them to be available in time for the November presidential elections.
(Sacramento) - The 15 major wildfires throughout Southern California, which have burned hundreds of square miles and polluted the skies with thick black smoke, have been ruled Acts of God. As a result of the ruling, the California Environmental Prote...