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Double Trouble

Funny story: Double Trouble

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. That was several years ago. They haven’t been seen since. Okay, okay, strictly speaking, the twins didn’t go to “fetch a pail of water.” It didn’t happen exactly like the nursery rhyme. But they DID go up a hill and were never seen coming down. That’s a definite. And water played a big, big part in the story of the two missing seventh...

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Plastic Free Markets

Funny story: Plastic Free Markets

A food market in Amsterdam announced a special aisle in its store that will contain exactly zero plastic packaging. The global epidemic of plastic pollution of our oceans and lands has spurred an effort to reduce our use of unnecessary plastic wrappi...

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'Super Polluted Rats' under large global cities forming armies to conquer the world!

Funny story: 'Super Polluted Rats' under large global cities forming armies to conquer the world!

Huge, over-populated global cities smothered in pollution are causing the growth of a strange, underground creature; Super Rats (No not Supermen)! Rats fed on our crap are beginning to grow to enormous sizes, have huge teeth and tails, and are fri...

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US Industries to Take Over EPA

Funny story: US Industries to Take Over EPA

Now that a dozen or more large US corporations will operate the newly privatized EPA, the future of US industry looks a lot brighter--even as the skies darken from the increased pollution. Scott Pruitt, token head of the EPA, and Monsaton CEO, Nic...

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Scientists fail to prove that pollution still exists to idiots

Funny story: Scientists fail to prove that pollution still exists to idiots

After letting close minded politicians and other agenda pushing brain apes bamboozle them with conflicting theories on climate change, scientists again get boned when they try to reassert the concept of pollution. "I consider it fake news," Presid...

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Art of the deal to be renamed fart of the deal

Funny story: Art of the deal to be renamed fart of the deal

Due to the numerous winds swirling around the president-elect, his renowned study of how to succeed in business may get another title. Encouraged by a recent internet meme on this possibility, The Fart of the Deal could become a companion piece to...

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Trump Has Big Effect On Christmas Shopping

Funny story: Trump Has Big Effect On Christmas Shopping

Christmas shopping is of course underway and many shoppers are taking into account future Trump Administration policies as they choose gifts. Since Title X family planning programs and repeal of Obamacare, which provides the GOP will probably effe...

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Cutting Down A Forest In San Francisco

Funny story: Cutting Down A Forest In San Francisco

A group calling itself: The Native Plant Advocates, want to cut down the trees and destroy a forest on Mount Davidson in San Francisco. A scenic landmark, Mount Davidson is a beautiful mountain covered with towering eucalyptus trees and home to a col...

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EPA Formally Declares Clouds a Dangerous Pollutant

Funny story: EPA Formally Declares Clouds a Dangerous Pollutant

WASHINGTON, DC - Today, the EPA classified clouds as "pollutants" under section 202(a) of the Clean Air Act. The declaration came after a new study was released, indicating that clouds are playing a larger role in melting the Greenland Ice Sheet t...

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Contaminated River Water Used for Perfume - One Company's Fumes are Another Company's Fragrance

Funny story: Contaminated River Water Used for Perfume - One Company's Fumes are Another Company's Fragrance

On January 9, 2014, residents of Charleston, West Virginia woke to the sweet smell of licorice in the air. The sweetness quickly turned sour when they discovered that the odor was the result of a chemical spill from the Freedom Industries facility...

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Mr. Boehner explains XL pipeline

Funny story: Mr. Boehner explains XL pipeline

Speaker of the House Mr. Boehner has shown some impatience with the Senate in refusing approval of the XL pipeline program. The controversy will return in January with the new Republican majorities in Congress, leaving a possible veto by President...

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Colossal Electric Fans to be Installed Across California

Funny story: Colossal Electric Fans to be Installed Across California

SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA - Getting the jump on the increasingly hot temperatures that are bound to happen this summer, Governor Brown announced today he has won a federal grant to pay for the installation of fifty 300 foot electric fans across his drou...

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Buffet, Gates Provide Re-Settlement To Africa For W. Virginians

Funny story: Buffet, Gates Provide Re-Settlement To Africa For W. Virginians

Community organizers from two groups whose purpose is to better education, health, safety, and environmental quality have refused to stay in the state of West Virginia. They have opened up a website exposing the futility of working there and have...

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OK For Chemical-Oil-Coal Giants To Destroy W. Va

Funny story: OK For Chemical-Oil-Coal Giants To Destroy W. Va

A chemical spill has left 300.000 residents without water for days and most still don't believe state authorities who say it's now safe to turn on the tap water. But at a fundraiser held last night, in Washington, D.C., sponsored by "The Coalition...

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Crock Bros. Mega Yacht Sinks Chemical Kings Now Safe

Funny story: Crock Bros. Mega Yacht Sinks Chemical Kings Now Safe

The Crock Brothers, David and Charles, their wives (shunned by most of NY society because of right-wing extremist views of their husbands), and crew of the Leander, a 246-foot mega yacht that costs up to $500,000 per week to rent, have all been rescu...

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SpaceX, Orbital Sciences Cargo Ships To Put Hog Waste On Moon

Funny story: SpaceX, Orbital Sciences Cargo Ships To Put Hog Waste On Moon

Steve Fox and Jeffery Cane both grew up in Arkansas. As boys they often visited the pristine ecosystem of the Buffalo - designated America's first "national river" and overseen by the National Park Service. Today, Cain owns SpaceX and Fox Virginia...

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Moon to be brought closer to earth for use as trash dump

Funny story: Moon to be brought closer to earth for use as trash dump

The 10 biggest private Space Support Technology Companies have been asked to draw up plans and prices to bring the moon closer. A spokesperson for NASA revealed today. Calculations prove that if the moon was "right up close" it would become far m...

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CEOs from 90 worst polluting companies on lung support at Prince Bandar Resort

Funny story: CEOs from 90 worst polluting companies on lung support at Prince Bandar Resort

Besides flooding the current climate talks in Poland with logos and lobbyists, representatives of corporate polluters from across the globe met recently for a special celebration. These CEO's also happen to be on the list of a recent study showing...

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Breaking news…

Sales blames ring for illness

Boston Red Sox baseball player "Lefty" Sales said his cock ring made him sick. "It turned my penis green," he said. "My girlfriend paid for gold, but obviously, the jeweler sold her brass."
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