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Funny story:  Buffet, Gates Provide Re-Settlement To Africa For W. Virginians

Buffet, Gates Provide Re-Settlement To Africa For W. Virginians

Community organizers from two groups whose purpose is to better education, health, safety, and environmental quality have refused to stay in the state of West Virginia. They have opened up a website exposing the futility of working there and have...
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Funny story:  OK For Chemical-Oil-Coal Giants To Destroy W. Va

OK For Chemical-Oil-Coal Giants To Destroy W. Va

A chemical spill has left 300.000 residents without water for days and most still don't believe state authorities who say it's now safe to turn on the tap water. But at a fundraiser held last night, in Washington, D.C., sponsored by "The Coalition...
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Funny story:  Crock Bros. Mega Yacht Sinks Chemical Kings Now Safe

Crock Bros. Mega Yacht Sinks Chemical Kings Now Safe

The Crock Brothers, David and Charles, their wives (shunned by most of NY society because of right-wing extremist views of their husbands), and crew of the Leander, a 246-foot mega yacht that costs up to $500,000 per week to rent, have all been rescu...
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Funny story:  SpaceX, Orbital Sciences Cargo Ships To Put Hog Waste On Moon

SpaceX, Orbital Sciences Cargo Ships To Put Hog Waste On Moon

Steve Fox and Jeffery Cane both grew up in Arkansas. As boys they often visited the pristine ecosystem of the Buffalo - designated America's first "national river" and overseen by the National Park Service. Today, Cain owns SpaceX and Fox Virginia...
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Funny story:  Moon to be brought closer to earth for use as trash dump

Moon to be brought closer to earth for use as trash dump

The 10 biggest private Space Support Technology Companies have been asked to draw up plans and prices to bring the moon closer. A spokesperson for NASA revealed today. Calculations prove that if the moon was "right up close" it would become far m...
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Funny story:  CEOs from 90 worst polluting companies on lung support at Prince Bandar Resort

CEOs from 90 worst polluting companies on lung support at Prince Bandar Resort

Besides flooding the current climate talks in Poland with logos and lobbyists, representatives of corporate polluters from across the globe met recently for a special celebration. These CEO's also happen to be on the list of a recent study showing...
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Funny story:  Big Oil reacts to Obama hot air debate

Big Oil reacts to Obama hot air debate

Long Island, NY - "Nothing more than a one-man hot air machine spawned in Al Gore's back pocket," was how one Lilypond Lane, East Hampton Big Oil tycoon put it as the President's greenhouse gases speech was broadcast today. "Cutting the crap in at...
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Funny story:  Crazy science reveals more abortions leads to less homos

Crazy science reveals more abortions leads to less homos

There seems to be a direct link with the rate of abortions and the rate of homosexuality as explained by the ever controversial Dr. Kerksy. "Everything in this universe is a chemical reaction. We humans are just chemical reactions and we add to o...
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Funny story:  Huge fans will be used to rid the Olympics of pollution

Huge fans will be used to rid the Olympics of pollution

With the sun finally coming out for the final few days of the Olympics, a new problem has emerged, with pollution set to make breathing dangerous for athletes. "Ozone levels are so high," said Boris Johnson, Mayor of London, who has decided to rem...
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Funny story:  What The Frack Is Going On? Top Environmentalists Are Pushing For Fracking Around Los Angeles?

What The Frack Is Going On? Top Environmentalists Are Pushing For Fracking Around Los Angeles?

A strange new development has occurred in the continued battle behind the oil industry and environmentalists over the use of fracking. Fracking, for those unfamiliar with the term, is the new art of pumping chemical laden water back into an undergrou...
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Funny story:  Toxic Seepage Poses Threat To Wildlife In Lake Erie

Toxic Seepage Poses Threat To Wildlife In Lake Erie

Reports coming in appear to suggest that a serious case of toxic seepage threatens to kill off all known marine life in Lake Erie, unless it's brought swiftly under control. The good news is that the USA appears so far to be blameless in this latest...
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Funny story:  Celebrating The New Passover

Celebrating The New Passover

The fire in a scrap yard below the M1 in north London which caused havoc for many motorists during a busy weekend when there were major events at Wembley as well as the London Marathon has aroused concern about the safety of having industrial units b...
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Funny story:  Picher OK's The Old Miner's Pharmacy sells "Leaded Only" products

Picher OK's The Old Miner's Pharmacy sells "Leaded Only" products

PICHER, OK (ABSNN) - Gary Linderman owns the Old Miner's Pharmacy in downtown Picher, Oklahoma. He hasn't much business lately, mostly due to the fact that the entire town of Picher has been declared "hazardous waste site," by the federal government...
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Funny story:  Recent Study: People More Likely To Pollute Ocean After Oil Spill

Recent Study: People More Likely To Pollute Ocean After Oil Spill

Ocean City, NJ- As if the New Jersey oceans weren't dirty enough, a recent study suggests that people are more likely to pollute the oceans now more than ever. "I see the footage from that Gulf spill and think, is my beer can really going to be th...
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Funny story:  Sierra Club Wants to Ban In Ground Burials

Sierra Club Wants to Ban In Ground Burials

SAN FRANCISCO, CA -- The Sierra Club, reputedly America's oldest, largest, and most influential grassroots environmental organization has begun a major campaign today to lobby Congress to ban traditional in ground burials. Their presser states tha...
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Funny story:  Pollution expert says Chevron testimony 'is a dodgy dossier'

Pollution expert says Chevron testimony 'is a dodgy dossier'

San Ramon - (Crude Mess): A leading US environmental science expert said this weekend that someone has created a 'dodgy dossier' out of his Ecuador pollution report in a deliberate bid to tamper with the evidence. Renowned US biologist Charles W C...
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Funny story:  The Thames is Polluted with Bubble Bath

The Thames is Polluted with Bubble Bath

Bubbles the size of footballs were seen floating past the London Bridge by people on their way to work this morning. The aroma of Lilac filled the air. A Lorry carrying a full load of Royal Bubbly Brand bubble bath careened off the Marlow Bridg...
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Funny story:  Editor Causes Eggstremely Big Stink

Editor Causes Eggstremely Big Stink

Police were searching for Spoof editor Mark Lowton tonight amidst fears that he was planning to carry out a chemical attack on the United Kingdom. Inspector Robin Jackman said "We believe that this man is intent on causing millions to suffer. We...
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True Facts From Snoops #1335

Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.

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