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Funny story: A few rotten apples threaten to spoil the world's food supply

A few rotten apples threaten to spoil the world's food supply

Beaverview, Washington -- Al Qaeda is turning the wholesome apple into a Weapon of Mass Destruction. Using the ice machine from a hijacked Malaysian airliner and a hotwired PlayStation, the terror group has created a generically modified apple th...
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Funny story: This Week's Headline Snidbits

This Week's Headline Snidbits

Taken from the top news headlines this week: • Reports indicate that the Disneyland measles outbreaks were caused by low vaccination rates. See what ObamaCare did this week? It lowered inoculation rates 10 years ago. Thanks, Obama. • President Obama made his NCAA bracket picks. He admitted it was very difficult to take a break from his official duties and just enjoy the fun, frivolous mome...
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Funny story: Could Britain's government be hung like Turkey's?

Could Britain's government be hung like Turkey's?

The time has come once again for the will of the British people to be made public, judged and measured in an up coming election. Expectations are that it will have become limper since last time. Polls are twitching with the news that Britain's cox (t...
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Funny story: Building on Starbucks' Race Together Initiative New "Defend Your Position" Campaign Earning Stellar Reviews

Building on Starbucks' Race Together Initiative New "Defend Your Position" Campaign Earning Stellar Reviews

Building upon the great success of Starbucks' Race Together campaign, a rival coffee house has unveiled their new concept of "Defend Your Position". "What we found out very quickly is that people already have very set opinions on a great many sub...
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Funny story: New Water Commissioner Announced

New Water Commissioner Announced

Manfred, New Hampshire - This small town of 750 has finally found a replacement for Bill Hicks, the 92 year old member of the local water commission who suffered a massive stroke during a commission meeting last February. Ms. Jean Seymore, a local r...
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Funny story: Hillary's reasons for a private email server are revealed

Hillary's reasons for a private email server are revealed

Washington, DC -- Unannounced presidential candidate Hillary Clinton had more than a few good reasons for operating her own email server while she served as Secretary of State. Unfortunately, they were all on that server, which has malfunctioned and...
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Funny story: Statue of Liberty demolished in US immigration battle

Statue of Liberty demolished in US immigration battle

New York Harbor - - Demolition crews completed the final stages of dismantling the Statue of Liberty today. The salvage teams were following orders issued by the Republican Congress, which voted that the 129-year old symbol of freedom was on the wron...
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Funny story: Rahm Emanuel: The Windy City doesn't want him any more, either

Rahm Emanuel: The Windy City doesn't want him any more, either

WINDY CITY - Despite the benefits of name recognition, Big Buck$ in campaign funds, and the endorsement of Prezident Obummer, The Windy City's incumbent mayor Rahm Emanuel was unable to secure enough votes to prevent a runoff election with his ch...
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Funny story: Obama Seeks Balance by Displaying Nobel Peace Prize Alongside Kill List

Obama Seeks Balance by Displaying Nobel Peace Prize Alongside Kill List

A recently leaked National Security Agency recording of a therapy session between President Barack Obama and his personal therapist revealed that Obama, in an effort to achieve mental and emotional balance, has decided to display the Nobel Peace Priz...
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Funny story: Pope sells Lent to the Scamatologists for $69 billion

Pope sells Lent to the Scamatologists for $69 billion

The Vatican -- The Roman Catholic Church has given up Lent. In an unprecedented financial maneuver, Pope Francis has turned over the 40 day, 40 night period of atonement to the Church of Scamatology. The sale price was $69 billion. That buys the...
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Funny story: Iain Duncan Smith says that anyone healthy enough to claim benefits doesn't need benefits

Iain Duncan Smith says that anyone healthy enough to claim benefits doesn't need benefits

Secretary of State for Work and Pensions Iain Duncan Smith has outlined a new philosophy on benefit claimants while talking to the BBC, suggesting that anyone well enough to claim benefits probably doesn't need them. Speaking of people with mental...
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Funny story: First "bisexual governor" seeks foursome

First "bisexual governor" seeks foursome

Most men and women, even in American politics, are known for their accomplishments, but not so in the case of Organ's new governor Katey Browne. She's known as the nation's "first bisexual governor," as if her sexual orientation is itself somethin...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift argues against Carl Marx

Taylor Swift argues against Carl Marx

Taylor Swift, also known as "Swifty," came out and criticized the communist founder Carl Marx at a special Olympics fundraiser. Swift who is currently dating a 20 year old man with down syndrome beliefs that Carl Marx was not the one that invented...
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Funny story: Free candy-floss for everyone!

Free candy-floss for everyone!

That was today's announcement from Ed Miliband. In an all too brief interview today, he told me. "Flibbly flibbly flobbery, blibble blobble dip dop smoink." Thankfully I'd had the foresight to bring Bill from Bill & Ben and he translated. "...
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Funny story: Billionaires To Form New Political Party

Billionaires To Form New Political Party

The political network overseen by the conservative billionaires Charles G. and David H. Koch plans to spend close to $900 million on the 2016 campaign. This spending goal was reached at the Koch's annual winter retreat in Palm Springs where assembl...
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Funny story: Miliband Denies "Interview" Techniques

Miliband Denies "Interview" Techniques

Labour leader, Ed Miliband, has strenously denied attempting to court positive publicity after announcing that his latest Party Political Broadcast had been "hacked by North Korean hackers off the internet using computers". Unlike other high profi...
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Funny story: Success of UKIP exposes weaknesses in democracy

Success of UKIP exposes weaknesses in democracy

A group of leading academics have attacked UKIP, saying that the fringe party should not be allowed to stand for election. Political scientist Alec Sean said that UKIP was a perfect example of how politics is being devalued. He explained, "UKIP ha...
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Funny story: Cameron 'Always Destined for Greatness'

Cameron 'Always Destined for Greatness'

The Mayor of London, Boris Johnson, along with numerous other long-standing acquaintances, have hinted for the first time, recently, that their old Etonian chum, David Cameron, was always destined for greatness. In an interview following the Scott...
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Plans for Bergdahl Post-CourtMartial Leaked

Another leak from the Empire Palace reveals Barack I will appoint Beau Bergdahl--after his court-martial--as His Excellency's Ambassador to the Taliban, given Bergdahls' extensive connections there.
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