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Funny story: Guantánamo Detainee Refuses Offer of Release After 14 Years in Prison and Tosses Conical Hat in the Ring

Guantánamo Detainee Refuses Offer of Release After 14 Years in Prison and Tosses Conical Hat in the Ring

WASHINGTON - Three Guantánamo detainees were slated to leave the American prison in Cuba this week after 14 years in captivity, but early Wednesday morning, only two were willing to board the plane. The third - Mohammed Ali Abdullah Bwazir of Yemen -...
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Funny story: Presidential candidates to personally test Flint's water

Presidential candidates to personally test Flint's water

Flint, Michigan - Determined to win back the good name of government, all of the remaining contenders for the presidency have agreed to personally test and evaluate the municipal water supply of this beleaguered city. "How bad can it be?" dema...
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Funny story: NYC creating jobs for its carriage-less horses

NYC creating jobs for its carriage-less horses

New York - Animal activists came one step closer to ridding Central Park of the carriage horse trade, proposing a variety of new employment opportunities in other fields for the equines. "It's all about jobs and the dignity of work for these noble...
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Funny story: Barack Demonstrates Why he is President

Barack Demonstrates Why he is President

Washington Post: Washington. President Barack Obama today took the podium during a philosophical debate at Boston University. In a speech prepared by his advisers the President 'showed' awesome knowledge of Oriental and Western philosophy until h...
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Funny story: Pushy Pyong Yang Plans Planetary Plantation of Pluto

Pushy Pyong Yang Plans Planetary Plantation of Pluto

During a on-air debate on North Korean State TV, an ex-KGB agent claims that Kim yong Un intends to annex the tiny exo-planet. However dissent is brewing among a handful of his advisers, namely Kim yong Deux, his Chief Science Officer. Deux has...
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Funny story: Doctors psychoanalyze Trump's slump plus Director of Inherently Nasty Chorale quits

Doctors psychoanalyze Trump's slump plus Director of Inherently Nasty Chorale quits

Insiders have insisted the Trump campaign is in trouble, due to his numbers dropping plus personal problems and defection of the Director of The Inherently Nasty Chorale. This Director, insisting on anonymity, stated that The Inherently Nasty Chor...
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Funny story: The Peculiar Life and Lonely Death of the Last Revolutionary

The Peculiar Life and Lonely Death of the Last Revolutionary

Communist espousing, failed cult leader, bigot, and black power feminist, Binacra Washington died in a Baltimore assisted living facility Wednesday, she was 71. Born in Atlanta, GA. April, 3rd 1944 she was the daughter of Gully and Ginger Washing...
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Funny story: Trump buys Washington DC; Now Owns Presidency

Trump buys Washington DC; Now Owns Presidency

In what could be regarded as the most ridiculous act in recorded history, Donald Trump, billionaire pariah and 2016 presidential candidate, has decided to purchase our nation's capitol, thereby destroying the presidential election forever. As cit...
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Funny story: GOP cancels debates! Schedules nationally televised Circle Jerk on Fox News!

GOP cancels debates! Schedules nationally televised Circle Jerk on Fox News!

"Shocked but not surprised," stated a well known political analyst when a spokesman for the Republican Party announced the cancellation of future debates and substituted a nationally televised Circle Jerk to be shown on Fox News. A Fox News spokesma...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Turns Opponent Scott Walker Into Kitten; Scientists Baffled

Hillary Clinton Turns Opponent Scott Walker Into Kitten; Scientists Baffled

Recently, GOP candidate Scott Walker dropped out of the presidential race. Officials wondered why until a surprise camera flash-mob on Hillary Clinton revealed that Walker had been abducted by Clinton and genetically engineered into a kitten. Whe...
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Funny story: Ben Carson: "If Jesus Had a Gun, He'd Be Alive Today."

Ben Carson: "If Jesus Had a Gun, He'd Be Alive Today."

SEATTLE (The Kal-El Report)- Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson told Fox News' Greta Van Susteren in her "Off the Record" show this week, "If our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ had an assault rifle or even a sidearm like a Glock, he would be...
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Funny story: Faded NJ Republican Star Looks to Shine a Little Brighter

Faded NJ Republican Star Looks to Shine a Little Brighter

Chris Christie A Faded New Jersey Republican Star attempts to shine brighter by switching his focus. He is now campaigning for The 2016 Democratic Presidential Nomination. Christie's staff released a statement earlier today " With Hilary being th...
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Funny story: Man wins woman of the year award

Man wins woman of the year award

A 38 year old man from Belfast, Northern Ireland has won this year's woman of the year award. Patrick McMahon, who works as a long distance truck driver delivering stationery, is said to be delighted at being this year's recipient. Speaking...
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Funny story: Child raised on sexually explicit movies grows up to be sex god

Child raised on sexually explicit movies grows up to be sex god

Local teenager Jake Smith is heralded to be outstanding at sex after spending the last ten years of his childhood watching films with strong sexual content. After years of subverting parental controls and sneaking into R-rated films to watch two...
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Funny story: New Volkswagen model not only cheats, but gets away with it

New Volkswagen model not only cheats, but gets away with it

Wolfsburg, Germany - Roundly criticized for selling cars that cheat on environmental emissions tests, Volkswagen AG is fighting to win its reputation back. The company has introduced a new model that can lie, cheat and scheme without getting ca...
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Funny story: Old Lady Arrested Outside Bank

Old Lady Arrested Outside Bank

An elderly woman was arrested in Kensington Hight Street London, England yesterday for malicious vandalism and wanton destruction of private property. Mrs. Edith Entwhistle explained to police who arrested her: "This is MY bank. Every letter I...
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Funny story: Jeremy Corbyn: Just another Joaquin Phoenix hoax

Jeremy Corbyn: Just another Joaquin Phoenix hoax

Jeremy Corbyn sensationally revealed today that he is in fact merely Joaquin Phoenix in disguise and that his successful Labour election campaign was only ever supposed to be a joke. "It's got a bit out of hand, to be honest," he told reporters. "...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Is Creating A New Political Vocabulary

Donald Trump Is Creating A New Political Vocabulary

New York -- Presidential hopeful Donald Trump is changing the way America talks and thinks about presidential politics. New words and phrases are continually popping up on the campaign trail. They are being generated by the candidate himself as well...
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Trump has no need of prayer . . .

. . . says he can talk to himself anytime he wants to.
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