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Funny story: TheSpoof.com Dead Right Again!

TheSpoof.com Dead Right Again!

Here is a verbatim report from an article in a leading British Paper. We are not making this up. This is actually what it said: "Sex scandal Labour grandee Lord Janner has been probed over ­allegations he was part of a ­Westminster paedophile ring. The Met police spent six months investigating claims the peer - said to be too frail from dementia to be prosecuted - was a guest at London sex a...
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Funny story: John Kerry/EU: You're Gonna Make me Verbose When You Go

John Kerry/EU: You're Gonna Make me Verbose When You Go

John Kerry has issued a (somewhat) heartfelt and (entirely) disinterested plea for Europe to stay in the EU. But for some reason his customary shine, polish and wide-eyed eloquence of a typical well-beloved fairly centre-leaning Secretary of State has temporarily deserted him. For some inexplicable reason, the notable public figure in question is straying into the kind of long-winded verbo...
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Funny story: Rich Senator Elizabeth Warren Says All Money From Economic Recovery Going To The Rich

Rich Senator Elizabeth Warren Says All Money From Economic Recovery Going To The Rich

Boston - Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren was practically giddy addressing mere upper middle class reporters outside a $2,000 per olive fundraiser in Boston yesterday and for good reason. "As has been the case for decades now, the primary be...
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Funny story: 'Ban the birds' cry Central Park advocates

'Ban the birds' cry Central Park advocates

New York -- Now that the carriage horses are on the run, activists are taking aim on another group of animals that need to be rescued from Central Park. A study by the nonexistent grassroots group Animal Advocates has found that the privacy right...
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Funny story: "Bullied at school" politicians using schoolyard insults on Farage.

"Bullied at school" politicians using schoolyard insults on Farage.

Due to Nigel Farage rejecting a running spot for the vacant MP role of Newark, previously bullied politicians across the country are cracking out primary school insults to disparage the leader of the UKIP party. Politicians who have never been abl...
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Funny story: Al Gore Was Right

Al Gore Was Right

Speaking of extremely frigid temperatures this winter and early spring, in certain parts of the U.S., Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) said, "It's cold. Al Gore told me this wouldn't Happen. Global warming obviously is a farce." Senator Cruz said this to...
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Funny story: Chicago Woman Sues Politicians Over Her Dead Husbands 15 Votes

Chicago Woman Sues Politicians Over Her Dead Husbands 15 Votes

According to poll records Henry "Harry" Adcock voted 15 times in 15 different precincts the last Presidential election but not only was this illegal, it is especially illegal when Harry has been dead for ten years. "Someone inside sent me a messag...
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Funny story: Politicians do three ring Circus Circus plus sanctions poker and whirling dwarfs

Politicians do three ring Circus Circus plus sanctions poker and whirling dwarfs

Named after a famous Las Vegas casino, this new political show is now open and selling tickets for the global stage. The show is vibrant and full of drama. Cries of "Bravo! Bravo!" fill The Big Top. Would-be president Hillary Clinton stuns on t...
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Funny story: Panic as Hubble Telescope Spots Incoming Borg

Panic as Hubble Telescope Spots Incoming Borg

The United Nations Security Council was called into emergency session today when it was revealed that the Hubble telescope had spotted the Borg heading towards the solar system within two weeks of earth's orbit. After the session UN Secretary Gene...
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Funny story: Talking Points should be delivered to Empty Rooms, Politicians and Journalists Agree

Talking Points should be delivered to Empty Rooms, Politicians and Journalists Agree

Dateline: WASHINGTON-At an unprecedented conference yesterday on relations between journalism and democratic government, Washington correspondents together with congressional leaders and the President reached an understanding about their public c...
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Funny story: Politicians Prison to be Built in Arizona Desert!

Politicians Prison to be Built in Arizona Desert!

After Freshman Congressman Trey Radel of Florida was arrested for possession of cocaine in Washington, D.C. and him admitting he is an alcoholic and pleaded guilty to possession of cocaine, the President has ordered a new prison built just for crooke...
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Funny story: Bookies Give Further Odds on the Savile Enquiry.

Bookies Give Further Odds on the Savile Enquiry.

It is over a year now and bookies throughout the UK are rubbing their hands with glee over their book on the Jimmy Savile case. Many of their odds were based on a 12 months period. Apparently they cleaned up. As you may recall some of their odds were as follows... (1) Investigation will plod along until the media are ordered from on high to dumb it down out of existence and to "pursue it no...
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Funny story: The Final Oppression Of The Press

The Final Oppression Of The Press

At last the Government have decided to step in and sort out the wildly out of control British media. Back and to the Left news has been following Ed Miliband's crusade to get all news outlets to heel to the politicians whim like a good dog. It finall...
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Funny story: Scott Brown takes his indecision on the campaign trail

Scott Brown takes his indecision on the campaign trail

Former Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown is continuing his indecisive behavior and believes that voters will embrace it during the next election. Which election? Well, he is undecided on that as well. Throughout his short time in the US Senate, Br...
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Funny story: Andrea Mitchell: The Unauthorized Biography

Andrea Mitchell: The Unauthorized Biography

MSNBC's version of Fox News' typical blonde bombshell reporters, Andrea Mitchell pretends to be the network's chief foreign affairs correspondent, reporting upon the sexual infidelities of foreign heads of state. She also hosts Andrea Mitchell Reports, on which she repeats gossip concerning the adulterous pursuits of U. S. politicians, unless they are members of the Democratic Party. To show th...
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Funny story: Ruling Authority announces first congressional draft

Ruling Authority announces first congressional draft

In its first pick in the new congressional draft, the Ruling Authority selected Arnold Sayers of New Ipswitch, Maine. The thirty-eight year old plumber was dragged kicking and screaming from his home to replace Senator Jeff Sessions of Alabama, also...
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Funny story: Mathematical Model Predicts Politicians Behavior

Mathematical Model Predicts Politicians Behavior

New York NY: The Columbia University School of Abnormal Psychology has developed a mathematical computer model to predict the interests of current and former political figures after they leave office. Professor Freud (no relation to Sigmund) expla...
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Funny story: Telephone Calls From the Dockside Reported

Telephone Calls From the Dockside Reported

Baltimore Maryland: Negotiations over a new contract between the International Longshoremen's Association (ILA), the union representing East Coast dockworkers and the US Maritime Alliance (shippers and port operators) are deadlocked. The union could...
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John Boehner Admits: I Am a Woman!

John Boehner today admitted what many have suspected for years, he has a vagina. "I have wanted to bring out the truth for so long said Joan through his tears, now I can cry and nave mascara run!
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