A ban on all males sporting beards entering areas designated for children came into effect midnight yesterday in the small town of Queens near Seattle Washington State.
The law, passed by Mayor Kate Policunti is aimed to deter child molesters and...
Planetary astronomers are treading carefully after being labeled as planetists for using the term Dwarf Planet. The Technical Words Institute of Technology and Science, or T.W.I.T.S. for short, are protesting the derogatory nature of this astronomica...
An angry parent has challenged the validity of his son's School sports day after all the participating children were declared to be "winners" even though they lost in events. Especially galling for the parent was the fact that a student, who was su...
Miami, FL-- Recent stories in the news have shed light on one of America's smallest minorities--the cannibal. This new minority is now coming out of the closet and claiming their rights like any other citizen. 21st Century cannibals want to be know...
Miss World, the politically incorrect contest for denigrating women, has made a step towards political correctness by installing a disability ramp.
"This isn't the first time we've made a nod towards political correctness," said contest organiser,...
Calling somebody obese when they are so overweight that they require a reinforced sofa has been deemed unhelpful, and the search is on for more helpful terms.
"People know that they're carrying excess weight," said Penny Schlecht, language co-ordi...
After years of publishing its ever growing annual book: List of Words Banished from the Queen's English for Misuse, Michigan's Lake Superior State University has decided to put out a much smaller book titled: List of Words that the Queen would real...
More bad news for football pundit Alan Hansen after a lucrative Sponsorship deal with Washing Powder manufacturer Mulatto was controversially and publicly ended today. The axing is believed to be a result of his ill-advised comments on Match of the D...
Toddlers at school have been told by teachers not to make signs for a star during their singing of 'Twinkle twinkle little star' because in deaf signing language it indicates the female genitalia.
Hard on the heels of this has come a rethink of ha...
Christmas may be a time of mistletoe and wine, but it is also a time of coughs and sniffles, and it seems that the long winter months are being blamed for a sharp rise in cases of combined Yuppie/Man Flu (or YuMF for short). Practitioners describe th...
His constant use of the phrase, "Bah, humbug," was given as the reason for his arrest.
An unnamed source in the Political Correctness (PC) Police reported that their investigation was initiated by the official complaint of a sheep who said that ba...
New anti-obesity laws that came into force at the start of December have rendered some cherished Christmas traditions politically incorrect.
"The 'F' word has become more objectionalble than the 'N' word, the 'C' word or the 'G' word," said BNB Le...
Keen to show he is as Politically Correct as the head of any other organisation, FIFA President, Sepp Blatter, has asked that supporters associations for football clubs across the UK to adopt politically correct chants.
"We wish to cut out the swe...
A psychiatrist has officially certified that Political Correctness is suffering from paranoia, schizophrenia and bipolar disorder. In other words, it has gone mad.
PC has been suffering for a while, and spent some time in a rehabilitation clinic e...
In a move which has outraged traditionalists in children's education, many UK book shops have removed a number of much loved children's favourites from shelves and placed them in the adult section of their shops. Books have been withdrawn on the grou...
The National Institute for Pointless Comparisons of Assorted Populations (NIPCAP) has released a report comparing the incomes of Australians and Germans living in London. The shocking results show that native German inhabitants of the city earn almos...
Mensa, the society for people with IQs that put them in the top one hundred percent of the population, has come under fire for being misogynistic.
"Their very name shows the very barrier to women we are trying to destroy," said Philamina Black, h...
Greater Manchester Police: As one of Britain's largest Police forces, Greater Manchester Police will be shrinking by almost a quarter, as nearly 3,000 will lose their employment, forming part of a huge programme of reform aimed at saving £134million in the wake of the Government's spending review.
Whilst this is going on, Greater Manchester Police now stands to pay out £30,000, after an employ...