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Funny story:  Flying Thai

Flying Thai

BANGKOK, THAILAND - Thailand's Politically Correct (PC) Air has hired a bevy of beautiful flight attendants, but they're stewardesses with a "difference": they started life as men! Peter Chann, the airline's president, says he believes in "equal e...
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Funny story:  Former First Lady Begins Banning Words

Former First Lady Begins Banning Words

Former First Lady, Mrs. Baracco Barner, has initiated a drive to officially ban, or outlaw what she considers to be sexist words in relation to women. As a result, she has now officially re-designated her position from 'First Lady' to America's 'Prim...
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Funny story:  Backward-Walking Politician has Limited Use of Political Platitudes

Backward-Walking Politician has Limited Use of Political Platitudes

Dateline: WASHINGTON-Due to a rare neurological disorder, Rupert Farfenoogle can walk only backwards. He can't face backwards, so he uses a system of rearview mirrors strapped around his upper arms to see where he's walking. From a young age,...
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Funny story:  Rev. Sharpdon Opposes The Use Of The Term 'Black Friday'

Rev. Sharpdon Opposes The Use Of The Term 'Black Friday'

WASHINGTON DC - America is once again taking sides in the latest wave of the politically correct maelstrom. "I vehemently and catagorically oppose the use of the the word 'Black' in the term 'Black Friday' used to descibe a major shopping day,...
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Funny story:  New Doctor Who revealed

New Doctor Who revealed

It's the moment that nerds have been waiting for for months. Who will play the next Doctor Who? Who? The 12th actor to play famous British sci-fi character Doctor Who was revealed last night. Matt Smith, who has played the role for the last few years...
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Funny story:  Bearded Men Ban From Children's Play Areas Justified Claims Mayor

Bearded Men Ban From Children's Play Areas Justified Claims Mayor

A ban on all males sporting beards entering areas designated for children came into effect midnight yesterday in the small town of Queens near Seattle Washington State. The law, passed by Mayor Kate Policunti is aimed to deter child molesters and...
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Funny story:  The Term "Dwarf Planet" Deemed Offensive

The Term "Dwarf Planet" Deemed Offensive

Planetary astronomers are treading carefully after being labeled as planetists for using the term Dwarf Planet. The Technical Words Institute of Technology and Science, or T.W.I.T.S. for short, are protesting the derogatory nature of this astronomica...
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Funny story:  School Sports Day Was Fixed Says Angry Parent

School Sports Day Was Fixed Says Angry Parent

An angry parent has challenged the validity of his son's School sports day after all the participating children were declared to be "winners" even though they lost in events. Especially galling for the parent was the fact that a student, who was su...
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Funny story:  Cannibals Request To Be Called 'Food Challenged Americans'

Cannibals Request To Be Called 'Food Challenged Americans'

Miami, FL-- Recent stories in the news have shed light on one of America's smallest minorities--the cannibal. This new minority is now coming out of the closet and claiming their rights like any other citizen. 21st Century cannibals want to be know...
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Funny story:  Disability ramp installed for the Miss World finals

Disability ramp installed for the Miss World finals

Miss World, the politically incorrect contest for denigrating women, has made a step towards political correctness by installing a disability ramp. "This isn't the first time we've made a nod towards political correctness," said contest organiser,...
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Funny story:  Obese becomes a politically incorrect term

Obese becomes a politically incorrect term

Calling somebody obese when they are so overweight that they require a reinforced sofa has been deemed unhelpful, and the search is on for more helpful terms. "People know that they're carrying excess weight," said Penny Schlecht, language co-ordi...
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Funny story:  "You Have a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts" Makes University's Book of Acceptable Words and Phrases for the Queen

"You Have a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts" Makes University's Book of Acceptable Words and Phrases for the Queen

After years of publishing its ever growing annual book: List of Words Banished from the Queen's English for Misuse, Michigan's Lake Superior State University has decided to put out a much smaller book titled: List of Words that the Queen would real...
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Funny story:  Washing Powder Company drops Alan Hansen

Washing Powder Company drops Alan Hansen

More bad news for football pundit Alan Hansen after a lucrative Sponsorship deal with Washing Powder manufacturer Mulatto was controversially and publicly ended today. The axing is believed to be a result of his ill-advised comments on Match of the D...
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Funny story:  Bah Humbug! Local Man develops Man Flu and Yuppie Flu at the same time

Bah Humbug! Local Man develops Man Flu and Yuppie Flu at the same time

Christmas may be a time of mistletoe and wine, but it is also a time of coughs and sniffles, and it seems that the long winter months are being blamed for a sharp rise in cases of combined Yuppie/Man Flu (or YuMF for short). Practitioners describe th...
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Funny story:  Scrooge Arrested by Political Correctness Police

Scrooge Arrested by Political Correctness Police

His constant use of the phrase, "Bah, humbug," was given as the reason for his arrest. An unnamed source in the Political Correctness (PC) Police reported that their investigation was initiated by the official complaint of a sheep who said that ba...
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Funny story:  Christmas is coming, the goose is getting ...

Christmas is coming, the goose is getting ...

New anti-obesity laws that came into force at the start of December have rendered some cherished Christmas traditions politically incorrect. "The 'F' word has become more objectionalble than the 'N' word, the 'C' word or the 'G' word," said BNB Le...
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Funny story:  FIFA want to introduce politically correct chants

FIFA want to introduce politically correct chants

Keen to show he is as Politically Correct as the head of any other organisation, FIFA President, Sepp Blatter, has asked that supporters associations for football clubs across the UK to adopt politically correct chants. "We wish to cut out the swe...
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Funny story:  Political Correctness Certified Insane

Political Correctness Certified Insane

A psychiatrist has officially certified that Political Correctness is suffering from paranoia, schizophrenia and bipolar disorder. In other words, it has gone mad. PC has been suffering for a while, and spent some time in a rehabilitation clinic e...
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Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.

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