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Polish neighborhood council meets to determine how many people it will take to screw in new LED lightbulbs

Funny story: Polish neighborhood council meets to determine how many people it will take to screw in new LED lightbulbs

The city council of Mosty Poland, a small hamlet outside of Szczecin (most likely pronounced "Shin") set a meeting to discuss the advancements in lightbulb technology. The meeting is expected to focus on the increasingly popular LED bulb. Counc...

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'Black London cab driver' tells Polish man to " F off back to where he belongs!" Is that racist?

Funny story: 'Black London cab driver' tells Polish man to " F off back to where he belongs!" Is that racist?

During a slight altercation between a busy London cab driver, who just happened to be of Caribbean origin and black, and a Polish bicycle rider in the middle of multi-culti London, the cab driver screamed the following to the unfortunate Polish cycli...

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Mr Sheen defeated by Charlie

Funny story: Mr Sheen defeated by Charlie

Mr Sheen, the well known brand of house hold cleaner (other brands are also available) had to admit defeat, when it failed to clean after a party at a house owned by a bloke called Charlie. Charlie, a play boy of some repute, has had a number of...

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Mr Sheen to sue

Funny story: Mr Sheen to sue

Mr Sheen, well known for "shining umpteen things clean" is taking actor Charlie Sheen to court. The professional cleaner, often seen sporting a handlebar moustache, leather flying jacket, flowing scarf (get on with it!) and pilot's cap is said to...

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Polish referees withdraw from Scottish F.A. offer

Funny story: Polish referees withdraw from Scottish F.A. offer

The Scottish Football Association's plan to cope with the referees' strike this weekend has been hit by the late withdrawal of Polish replacements. The SFA had arranged for three sets of officials to travel from Poland, and other countries, believ...

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Polish Girl Dyes Her Hair Blonde

Funny story: Polish Girl Dyes Her Hair Blonde

Much consternation prevalent in the Hampshire town of Basingstoke today, following news that Polish employment agency worker Katja Smegma has dyed her hair blonde. Katja, who once possessed quite alluring chestnut brown locks, arrived for work thi...

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Polish pilots "Saw it coming"

Funny story: Polish pilots "Saw it coming"

Cockpit voice recordings, released by authorities in Russia today, prove an unlucky guess caused last Saturday's crash which killed many senior Polish politicians. Prior to the crash, the sound of clinking glasses, singing and the telling of rude...

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Cop Hunt For Polish Criminal Stolen Car Racket Mastermind Wastes Millions

Funny story: Cop Hunt For Polish Criminal Stolen Car Racket Mastermind Wastes Millions

Many red faces here at New Scotland Yard, as it was revealed that the hunt for Polish Stolen Car dealing crook Prawo Jazdy, which cost millions in taxpayers money, has been revealed as an absolute waste of time and money. Jazdy was booked by traff...

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Polish Hooligans Threaten G20 Disruption.

Funny story: Polish Hooligans Threaten G20 Disruption.

Consternation in some quarters today as Polish football hooligans returning from an international match in Belfast have been rumoured to be stirring up violent anarchy in order to attract global notoriety at the G20 Summit in London. "These guys a...

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Language no barrier for Polish in Scotland

Funny story: Language no barrier for Polish in Scotland

With thousands of Polish people settling in Scotland, it was feared there would be problems with language and communication, as few Scots speak English, and if they do it's so badly spoken that even other Scots can't understand what they're saying.

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You can't polish a turd says Brown

Funny story: You can't polish a turd says Brown

MANCHESTER, ENGLAND - The Prime Minister delivered a robust speech to the Labour Party conference today, defending his record and explaining why he was the best man to steer the country through difficult economic times. He also rebuffed critics of h...

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Will Polish Pull Out...of Iraq? (What were you thinking? Hmmmm)

Now, now. I am so tired of listening to all the sexual innuendo that is related to war terms. Pull out, rush in, attack, bomb and so forth. I mean, my poor ears have been molested with all of this harsh warlike sex talk. I think we need to use kinder, gentler, more moralistic terms to describe warfare. If not, we should consider censoring the news channels. I don't want my children hear...

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Sales blames ring for illness

Boston Red Sox baseball player "Lefty" Sales said his cock ring made him sick. "It turned my penis green," he said. "My girlfriend paid for gold, but obviously, the jeweler sold her brass."
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