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Funny story: Mr Sheen defeated by Charlie

Mr Sheen defeated by Charlie

Mr Sheen, the well known brand of house hold cleaner (other brands are also available) had to admit defeat, when it failed to clean after a party at a house owned by a bloke called Charlie. Charlie, a play boy of some repute, has had a number of...
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Funny story: Mr Sheen to sue

Mr Sheen to sue

Mr Sheen, well known for "shining umpteen things clean" is taking actor Charlie Sheen to court. The professional cleaner, often seen sporting a handlebar moustache, leather flying jacket, flowing scarf (get on with it!) and pilot's cap is said to...
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Funny story: Polish referees withdraw from Scottish F.A. offer

Polish referees withdraw from Scottish F.A. offer

The Scottish Football Association's plan to cope with the referees' strike this weekend has been hit by the late withdrawal of Polish replacements. The SFA had arranged for three sets of officials to travel from Poland, and other countries, believ...
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Funny story: Polish Girl Dyes Her Hair Blonde

Polish Girl Dyes Her Hair Blonde

Much consternation prevalent in the Hampshire town of Basingstoke today, following news that Polish employment agency worker Katja Smegma has dyed her hair blonde. Katja, who once possessed quite alluring chestnut brown locks, arrived for work thi...
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Funny story: Polish pilots "Saw it coming"

Polish pilots "Saw it coming"

Cockpit voice recordings, released by authorities in Russia today, prove an unlucky guess caused last Saturday's crash which killed many senior Polish politicians. Prior to the crash, the sound of clinking glasses, singing and the telling of rude...
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Funny story: Cop Hunt For Polish Criminal Stolen Car Racket Mastermind Wastes Millions

Cop Hunt For Polish Criminal Stolen Car Racket Mastermind Wastes Millions

Many red faces here at New Scotland Yard, as it was revealed that the hunt for Polish Stolen Car dealing crook Prawo Jazdy, which cost millions in taxpayers money, has been revealed as an absolute waste of time and money. Jazdy was booked by traff...
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Funny story: Polish Hooligans Threaten G20 Disruption.

Polish Hooligans Threaten G20 Disruption.

Consternation in some quarters today as Polish football hooligans returning from an international match in Belfast have been rumoured to be stirring up violent anarchy in order to attract global notoriety at the G20 Summit in London. "These guys a...
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Funny story: Language no barrier for Polish in Scotland

Language no barrier for Polish in Scotland

With thousands of Polish people settling in Scotland, it was feared there would be problems with language and communication, as few Scots speak English, and if they do it's so badly spoken that even other Scots can't understand what they're saying.
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Funny story: You can't polish a turd says Brown

You can't polish a turd says Brown

MANCHESTER, ENGLAND - The Prime Minister delivered a robust speech to the Labour Party conference today, defending his record and explaining why he was the best man to steer the country through difficult economic times. He also rebuffed critics of h...
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Funny story: Pole Dancing To Be Banned In Several States

Pole Dancing To Be Banned In Several States

Several states are expected to announce a ban on Pole Dancing this week after instances of underage dancers, excessive drinking and general unsocial behavior. Many welcome the ban. Joyce Mopper, from Dallas says that there is a club near her hom...
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Funny story: Will Polish Pull Out...of Iraq? (What were you thinking? Hmmmm)

Will Polish Pull Out...of Iraq? (What were you thinking? Hmmmm)

Now, now. I am so tired of listening to all the sexual innuendo that is related to war terms. Pull out, rush in, attack, bomb and so forth. I mean, my poor ears have been molested with all of this harsh warlike sex talk. I think we need to use kinder, gentler, more moralistic terms to describe warfare. If not, we should consider censoring the news channels. I don't want my children hear...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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