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Funny story:  Man Calls Emergency Services From Inside of a Giant Python

Man Calls Emergency Services From Inside of a Giant Python

Police in the US are trying to rescue a man who mistakenly drove into a giant Burmese python in the Florida Everglades. The huge reptile was napping with its tunnel-sized mouth open when the man, a hunter from Gamesville, Georgia, inadvertently dr...
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Funny story:  London Police Station Explosion Latest!

London Police Station Explosion Latest!

Park Lane, London: Controversy has raged since the announcement from the Metropolitan Police with regards to whether an explosion occurred at either Croydon or Park Lane Police Stations. What is known is that fire crews from Woodside, Croydon, No...
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Funny story:  Cops Call Time On Good Time Girl

Cops Call Time On Good Time Girl

Call girl to the stars, Jenny Tillwart, yesterday called time on her career as a provider of pleasure blaming police harassment for her decision. Jenny, 96, claims that her knocking shop has been raided every week for the last three months after s...
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Funny story:  Award for Nottingham Police

Award for Nottingham Police

It is with the greatest of pleasure that we at the Royal sponsored Inchcock Gazette, have to report that Police Officers in the Nottingham UK, are to be awarded with a humanitarian award for their kind, caring nature, and wonderfully helpful nature s...
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Funny story:  London bobbies accused of stupidity and ignorance

London bobbies accused of stupidity and ignorance

There have been increasing complaints by Londoners and tourists alike about the quality of people being employed as Police constables. Many negative comments have been made about how some of these people graduate from basic training to being in p...
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Funny story:  Top Liverpool cop hits out at judges lenient sentancing for firearms offences

Top Liverpool cop hits out at judges lenient sentancing for firearms offences

A Merseyside Chief Constable has hit out at lenient sentencing of gun offenders by judges. Highlighting the often light sentences handed out to gun toting criminals, he explained "Take for example the case of Rhys Jones. His killer was filmed...
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Funny story:  Shannon Matthews Was Just Having A Kip

Shannon Matthews Was Just Having A Kip

Shannon Matthews, the 9-year-old little Yorkshire girl, who went missing three weeks ago after leaving school with a lot of homework, has this afternoon been found alive asleep. The schoolgirl from Dewsbury was discovered by eagle-eared police mak...
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Funny story:  'Cat confession' man not guilty; cats Twinkie and Pudsey charged with perjury, conspiracy

'Cat confession' man not guilty; cats Twinkie and Pudsey charged with perjury, conspiracy

A 92-year-old man who confessed to his cats has been cleared of murder.
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Funny story:  Police Jobs Could Be Done By Chimps, Says Report

Police Jobs Could Be Done By Chimps, Says Report

A report by a senior policeman claims that many of the jobs that are currently the responsibility of uniformed members of the police, could, with equal efficiency, be undertaken by chimpanzees, enabling officers to g...
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Funny story:  Senior Policeman Found Guilty Of Serious Sexual Acts

Senior Policeman Found Guilty Of Serious Sexual Acts

A senior police officer who met a woman for sex in a London hotel whilst on duty, has been cleared of a serious misconduct charge.
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Funny story:  Murder Suspect Accused Of Murdering Himself Appears At Crown Court

Murder Suspect Accused Of Murdering Himself Appears At Crown Court

Judges have said that in the first case of its kind in the entire history of the legal system in England, a man appeared before Hull Crown Court yesterday charged with murdering himself.
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Funny story:  Nazi movement still alive in tourist destinations

Nazi movement still alive in tourist destinations

Traveling abroad is a luxury many Americans enjoy, but some foreign behaviors have appalled visitors to Europe and South America.
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Funny story:  Police Uncertainty Surrounds Cheshire 'Murder'

Police Uncertainty Surrounds Cheshire 'Murder'

Cheshire Police have released more 'sketchy' details about an 'old man' who was stabbed to death near his home in Knutsford at the weekend. The man, initially said to be 81
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Funny story:  Police Investigate Audacious Theft Of Queen's Handbag

Police Investigate Audacious Theft Of Queen's Handbag

Police from Scotland Yard are investigating the theft of Her Majesty the Queen's handbag which was taken whilst the monarch was attending the Trooping the Colour on Saturday morn...
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Funny story:  Bob Woolmer Death Mystery Solved

Bob Woolmer Death Mystery Solved

Police in Jamaica have finished their investigation into the strange and, thus far, unexplained death of England cricket legend, and, latterly, Pakistan team coach, Bob Woolmer.
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Funny story:  Police Stop and Question Means Prizes

Police Stop and Question Means Prizes

New police powers are being considered that will mean that any officer is allowed to stop and question. This is part of the new crackdown on terrorists.
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Funny story:  Police Chiefs Protest At 'Easy Targets'

Police Chiefs Protest At 'Easy Targets'

The Police Federation has called on ministers to abandon 'arrest targets' which, they say, have forced officers into ludicrous decisions to apprehend and throw in jail, perpetrators of nothing more than every...
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Funny story:  Bob Woolmer Mystery - Police To Use New System Of Crime Detection

Bob Woolmer Mystery - Police To Use New System Of Crime Detection

Police hunting the killer of Pakistan cricket coach Bob Woolmer say they will use a new system of Crime Detection to arrest someone by Saturday evening - even if it isn't the person who committed the heinous act.
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