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BBC Heartbeat to Return With No Yorkshire Characters At All

Funny story: BBC Heartbeat to Return With No Yorkshire Characters At All

In the new series of Yorkshire Moors based police drama Heartbeat, the actors are all to speak with regionless accents, a BBC spokesperson said this morning. "The majority of viewers for dumbed down rubbish like this are from London and the Home Coun...

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Justin Bieber Flagged By Police With Baby on Top of Car!

Funny story: Justin Bieber Flagged By Police With Baby on Top of Car!

Los Angeles Police have stopped Justin Bieber as he had drivers honked horns and passengers screaming and chasing him, shouting that he had a baby on the roof of his car. Bieber waved and waved as if he hadn't a care in the world while the baby ke...

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Justin Bieber Robs A Bank!

Funny story: Justin Bieber Robs A Bank!

Justin Bieber can't stay out of trouble even if he sits on his skinny butt at his house with a girlfriend, according to him. Apparently, guys are having fun at Bieber's expense, going around the area where he lives and playing practical jokes and...

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Justin Bieber in Ambulance Which Was Hijacked!

Funny story: Justin Bieber in Ambulance Which Was Hijacked!

Talk about a wild ride, Justin Bieber was on one early this morning. For once he was the victim of the Knockout Game and was still woozie when an ambulance was ordered for him to go for a check-up. A medical team was called by friends who had...

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Police May Use Military Conscious Spray (U-24) on Criminals

Funny story: Police May Use Military Conscious Spray (U-24) on Criminals

New York City has asked authorities in Washington DC about the use of U-24 spray used by our military. This spray would certainly result in fewer deaths and injuries so why can't it be used on criminals or to disrupt crowds, NYC cops wish to know.

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Police bite dog twice in one day

Two policemen were observed biting a big mongrel dog after trying to arrest it for loitering with intent all morning in Gateshead. A witness said that one policeman held the dog while the other one bit it. A small crowd gathered and one elderly...

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Man Calls Emergency Services From Inside of a Giant Python

Police in the US are trying to rescue a man who mistakenly drove into a giant Burmese python in the Florida Everglades. The huge reptile was napping with its tunnel-sized mouth open when the man, a hunter from Gamesville, Georgia, inadvertently dr...

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London Police Station Explosion Latest!

Funny story: London Police Station Explosion Latest!

Park Lane, London: Controversy has raged since the announcement from the Metropolitan Police with regards to whether an explosion occurred at either Croydon or Park Lane Police Stations. What is known is that fire crews from Woodside, Croydon, No...

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Cops Call Time On Good Time Girl

Funny story: Cops Call Time On Good Time Girl

Call girl to the stars, Jenny Tillwart, yesterday called time on her career as a provider of pleasure blaming police harassment for her decision. Jenny, 96, claims that her knocking shop has been raided every week for the last three months after s...

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Award for Nottingham Police

Funny story: Award for Nottingham Police

It is with the greatest of pleasure that we at the Royal sponsored Inchcock Gazette, have to report that Police Officers in the Nottingham UK, are to be awarded with a humanitarian award for their kind, caring nature, and wonderfully helpful nature s...

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London bobbies accused of stupidity and ignorance

Funny story: London bobbies accused of stupidity and ignorance

There have been increasing complaints by Londoners and tourists alike about the quality of people being employed as Police constables. Many negative comments have been made about how some of these people graduate from basic training to being in p...

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Top Liverpool cop hits out at judges lenient sentancing for firearms offences

Funny story: Top Liverpool cop hits out at judges lenient sentancing for firearms offences

A Merseyside Chief Constable has hit out at lenient sentencing of gun offenders by judges. Highlighting the often light sentences handed out to gun toting criminals, he explained "Take for example the case of Rhys Jones. His killer was filmed...

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Shannon Matthews Was Just Having A Kip

Funny story: Shannon Matthews Was Just Having A Kip

Shannon Matthews, the 9-year-old little Yorkshire girl, who went missing three weeks ago after leaving school with a lot of homework, has this afternoon been found alive asleep. The schoolgirl from Dewsbury was discovered by eagle-eared police mak...

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'Cat confession' man not guilty; cats Twinkie and Pudsey charged with perjury, conspiracy

Funny story: 'Cat confession' man not guilty; cats Twinkie and Pudsey charged with perjury, conspiracy

A 92-year-old man who confessed to his cats has been cleared of murder.

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Police Jobs Could Be Done By Chimps, Says Report

Funny story: Police Jobs Could Be Done By Chimps, Says Report

A report by a senior policeman claims that many of the jobs that are currently the responsibility of uniformed members of the police, could, with equal efficiency, be undertaken by chimpanzees, enabling officers to g...

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Senior Policeman Found Guilty Of Serious Sexual Acts

Funny story: Senior Policeman Found Guilty Of Serious Sexual Acts

A senior police officer who met a woman for sex in a London hotel whilst on duty, has been cleared of a serious misconduct charge.

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Murder Suspect Accused Of Murdering Himself Appears At Crown Court

Funny story: Murder Suspect Accused Of Murdering Himself Appears At Crown Court

Judges have said that in the first case of its kind in the entire history of the legal system in England, a man appeared before Hull Crown Court yesterday charged with murdering himself.

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Nazi movement still alive in tourist destinations

Funny story: Nazi movement still alive in tourist destinations

Traveling abroad is a luxury many Americans enjoy, but some foreign behaviors have appalled visitors to Europe and South America.

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I find when I watch cable news in the morning, I much prefer watching Donald Trump talk with the volume off. Imagine an orange Jabba the Hutt as a talentless mime.
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