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Funny story: Missouri Cops Sent to Sesame Street

Missouri Cops Sent to Sesame Street

Sesame Street, USA - Police in Missouri are being told how to get to Sesame Street for career counseling and psychological reprogramming. "Every little boy plays soldier at some time in his development," said Evelyn Puchlens, executive director of...
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Funny story: ..."I'm ready for my close-up Sarge!"

..."I'm ready for my close-up Sarge!"

In the never-ending wake of the 'Plebgate' debacle and scuzball Andrew Mitchell's perpetual whingeing for an apology another Tory cretin has jumped upon the band wagon. David-so good they almost named him twice-Davis has suggested that Police Offi...
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Funny story: Police now training: Glasses can be guns

Police now training: Glasses can be guns

Chicago - Police spokesperson S. Wineburger of the Chicago Police Department announced today that anyone pointing glasses at police conducting official business may be shot. It was previously reported here that police are now trained to shoot anyo...
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Funny story: LAPD admits mistakes in prolonged manhunt

LAPD admits mistakes in prolonged manhunt

After a televised ending to the manhunt many questions were raised about the police tactics that were used. A spokesman for the LAPD responded to allegations that, the department had bungled opportunities to end the manhunt earlier. It became the lo...
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Funny story: Police Raid Nightclub in Rivendell

Police Raid Nightclub in Rivendell

In the early hours of Sunday morning police raided a nightclub, 'Bilbo's', in the elvish city of Rivendell arresting 12 elves, 7 dwarves, 2 men and a wizard. The raid was part of Operation Gondor, a crackdown on crimes related to licensing laws ca...
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Funny story: Clean Sweep For Police At Dorking Summer Festival

Clean Sweep For Police At Dorking Summer Festival

Dorking Police's amateur hobbyists were celebrating yesterday after sweeping the board at the town's Annual Festival. The force's enthusiasts picked up the top gongs in contests for painting, photography, acting, gardening... you name it: if there...
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Funny story: Cop Tasers naked eighty-year-old woman in Stop and Frisk!

Cop Tasers naked eighty-year-old woman in Stop and Frisk!

In a story that Tampa, Florida police are attempting to keep quiet, an eighty year old naked lady was Tasered by a local constable late yesterday. According to media reports, the deputy stopped the woman in a "stop & frisk" operation. No one could explain, why? The media respecting the woman's privacy is withholding her name. Reporters were allowed to question the arresting officer after he...
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Funny story: Elvis robot destroyed by 32 ounce soda

Elvis robot destroyed by 32 ounce soda

NEW YORK - UPDATE 1 - Elvis is dying again. The robot was signing well when it paused for refreshment. After drinking a sugary 32 ounce soda in New York city, angry mobs of Bloomberg supporters chased the robot down Broadway, carrying 2 liter bott...
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Funny story: Dorking Anti-Counterfeit Police Raid Art Class

Dorking Anti-Counterfeit Police Raid Art Class

Fifteen people were arrested last night when Dorking Police swooped on the Our Lady Mary RC school to break up a "notorious" currency counterfeiting operation. Officers from Dorking Central Division, accompanied by dog handlers and an armed respon...
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Funny story: Dorking Police Arrest Amateur Thesps In Human Trafficking Scandal

Dorking Police Arrest Amateur Thesps In Human Trafficking Scandal

Police raided the Isandlwana Road Community Centre last night and arrested several people allegedly at the centre of a human trafficking scheme. Officers from Dorking Central Division, accompanied by dog handlers and an armed response unit, descen...
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Funny story: Dorking Police Impound Pigeons In Drugs Bust

Dorking Police Impound Pigeons In Drugs Bust

Police in Dorking claim to have won a major victory in the war on drugs after impounding a local pigeon racer's birds. Officers from Dorking Central Division, accompanied by dog handlers and an armed response unit, visited an address in Mafeking L...
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Funny story: Dorking Police Ransack Photographer's Studio For Porn Evidence

Dorking Police Ransack Photographer's Studio For Porn Evidence

Dorking police today ransacked a local amateur photographer's home and confiscated the contents of his studio. Officers from Dorking Central Division, accompanied by dog handlers and an armed response, unit descended on 27 Ladysmith Crescent short...
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Funny story: Dorking Police Search Garden For Human Remains

Dorking Police Search Garden For Human Remains

Police in Dorking were at the centre of a row today after digging up a local garden. Officers from Dorking Central Division, accompanied by dog handlers and an armed response unit descended on 34 Lucknow Gardens shortly after 7am. "We wanted to...
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Funny story: Neapolitan Police Service Savaged by Animal Rights Watchdog Over Shooting of Crazed Dog

Neapolitan Police Service Savaged by Animal Rights Watchdog Over Shooting of Crazed Dog

The Neapolitan Police Service today came under fire from an animal rights watchdog, following the shooting in East London of a Staffordshire Bull Terrier. Prior to the shooting, the crazed dog had viciously savaged five police officers, some of whom...
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Funny story: I Predict No More Riots

I Predict No More Riots

Police chiefs today outlined their new plans in how to respond to "social disturbances" or as we at Back and to the Left news call them "people acting batshit crazy". Police hope the new plans will help response times to events such as the London riots, and also allow them to use whatever means necessary to get the job done. The four point program was out lined as such. 1.Water Cannon-The p...
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Funny story: Person With Mental Disorder Shot By a Police Officer That Also Has Mental Disorder

Person With Mental Disorder Shot By a Police Officer That Also Has Mental Disorder

TOKELAU, NZ (CWTS World News) -- Cray Zeeman, a person with schizophrenia, was shot by a police officer that also had schizophrenia after going on a rampage in a gasoline station. According to the gasoline station's cashier and some CCTV camera fo...
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Funny story: Toddler Terrorism Trauma

Toddler Terrorism Trauma

Children were reunited with their parents today after a dramatic siege at the "Little Monkeys" play area in central Kettering. The drama began at closing time when several toddlers took action to stop, what they viewed, as a premature closing, and se...
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Funny story: Grandma Gets Arrested, Tased, Killed, and Brought Back to Life Because She Fed a Goose

Grandma Gets Arrested, Tased, Killed, and Brought Back to Life Because She Fed a Goose

An 85-year-old grandmother was arrested last night in Baton Rouge, Louisiana for feeding wild geese. Mrs. Sadie DuBois was placed under arrest when she was witnessed feeding dried corn to the local geese inhabiting Stonewall Jackson Park. Accor...
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