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Funny story: Finders Weepers - Cops Cuff Criminal Coin Collector

Finders Weepers - Cops Cuff Criminal Coin Collector

Providence, RI, and Athens, Gr -- Usually, it's a case of finders keepers, losers weepers. Not this time, though. A "prominent collector" in Rhode Island (which, despite its name, is not actually an island) relinquished his claims to ownership...
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Funny story: Almost 39 Million African-Americans Not Shot By Police Last Week

Almost 39 Million African-Americans Not Shot By Police Last Week

Ferguson, MO - Last week a white police officer in Ferguson, MO, shot and killed Michael Brown, who was an 18 years old black male. The shooting has ignited demonstrations and riots in the city of Ferguson, as well as other locations across the U.S.
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Funny story: Missouri Cops Sent to Sesame Street

Missouri Cops Sent to Sesame Street

Sesame Street, USA - Police in Missouri are being told how to get to Sesame Street for career counseling and psychological reprogramming. "Every little boy plays soldier at some time in his development," said Evelyn Puchlens, executive director of...
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Funny story: Police now searching random 70's pop singers houses in hope to find evidence of sexual offences

Police now searching random 70's pop singers houses in hope to find evidence of sexual offences

In a bold attempt to clamp down on historic sexual offences against minors or women, the London Metropolitan Police have decided to randomly searched all homes of pop singers and TV presenters from the 1970's, with the aim of finding some evidence of...
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Funny story: De Blasio meets the Godfather; outsources NYPD to the Mob

De Blasio meets the Godfather; outsources NYPD to the Mob

Rome - Snubbed by The Holy Father, New York Mayor Bill de Blasio had a private audience with The Godfather on the first day of his Italian vacation. The meeting paid off immediately, with the mob boss agreeing to take over the operation of the New Yo...
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Funny story: Cop this!

Cop this!

In a last ditch attempt to totally wipe out Police credibility in the UK Scotland Yard is set to hire recruits with criminal convictions in a new drive to put 5,000 extra crooks on the street. Not any old crooks, but a large percentage of ethnic croo...
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Funny story: New Robot Dog To Fight New League Of Crime

New Robot Dog To Fight New League Of Crime

Mexico's criminal underworld has taken a dark turn with the rise of new criminals known as, 'super cyber scientific secret base bad guys.' The fight against crime called for an out of towner. An unknown police man who believes his dog is a robot.
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Funny story: Peado-files Ready To Burst

Peado-files Ready To Burst

According to new research, even with the recent high profile convictions of Stuart Hall, Ian Watkins and others, the number of active peadophiles living in the UK continues to increase. The main reason highlighted in the new research is that the f...
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Funny story: Minogue sisters charged with attempted bribery of disabled person

Minogue sisters charged with attempted bribery of disabled person

Kylie Minogue has reportedly made a statement about the attempted bribery of a disabled person last week. It is reported that Miss Minogue, who is 46 years of age, was at a book signing at a local mall when a mobility scooter with police equipment...
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Funny story: Australia's Got Talent to be axed after 2014 season

Australia's Got Talent to be axed after 2014 season

Top-rated show Australia's Got Talent is to be axed at the end of the 2014 season, a top Network 10 executive said on Monday. The show will be axed and replaced with re-runs of Home and Away, Neighbours, and their sister soapies in the UK, Hollyoa...
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Funny story: Mall rat squad handling 20 incidents... per day

Mall rat squad handling 20 incidents... per day

The Queensland Police Anti-Twelvie Division is reportedly handling 20 incidents related to twelvies per day since the squad's inception. So far, members of the squad have been deployed to malls in Brisbane, the Gold and Sunshine Coasts and other a...
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Funny story: Bellaire PD Hires Crash Test Dummies After Cops Hurt In Collision With Each Other

Bellaire PD Hires Crash Test Dummies After Cops Hurt In Collision With Each Other

SAFETY TOWN, BELLAIRE, OHIO -- A beleaguered and whiplashed Bellaire Police Department has sworn in a group of veteran crash test dummies as fill-ins after two officers on the already short-handed force were hurt in a slapstick rear-end collision wit...
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Funny story: A Convenient Untruth?

A Convenient Untruth?

The Police are once again up against it. Following a heroic stand calming people intent on revenge during the riots in Birmingham by a father who had just lost his son to rioters, the Police mishandling of the episode led to the acquittal of those th...
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Funny story: Right On Your Money

Right On Your Money

A young mum in East London is on the verge of losing "several thousand pounds" that had been pushed through her door on Christmas Eve. It was a surprise because normally in that area of London it's dog shit rather than twenty pound notes. The lady (w...
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Funny story: Stop! In The Name Of Search!

Stop! In The Name Of Search!

A government study has discovered that 1/3 of all police "stop and searches" are illegal. The searches have been carried out (despite being signed off by a senior officer) without any "due reason" and innocent people have been searched only because t...
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Funny story: Binge Drinking Now Recommended By Government

Binge Drinking Now Recommended By Government

The government's commissioned report into the possible beneficial effects of weekend " Binge" drinking suggests massive benefits to the NHS and Police Forces. The new vitamin drink, "Binge" is a healthy drink made from 5 a day vegetables and fruit...
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Funny story: Crime rate drop inexplicable

Crime rate drop inexplicable

This year has seen an astonishing 15% drop in the crime rate in England and Wales, leaving it at its lowest rate since records began. Prime Minister David Cameron welcomed the news, and to much surprise he claimed personal responsibility for the drop...
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Funny story: Corrupt Cops Copping Their Karma

Corrupt Cops Copping Their Karma

Reading comments after Yahoo articles are, at best, a good way to while away time in need of being wasted or in bringing your blood pressure to near hospitalization levels. Usually it is just full of mudslinging and name calling from one side of the the fence to the other with the other side retaliating shortly thereafter. On occasion, rare occasion that is, it does serve up a few comments and sto...
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