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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus Is Now A Bluenette

Miley Cyrus Is Now A Bluenette

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Last year Katy Perry decided to go blue as she dyed her hair royal blue and now another singer, Miley Cyrus has gone the bluenette route. Cyrus told Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk that she just got tired of the same old...
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Funny story:  Honey Boo Boo's Gay Uncle Poodle To Get His Own Reality Show

Honey Boo Boo's Gay Uncle Poodle To Get His Own Reality Show

McINTYRE, Georgia - It had to happen sooner or later. The TLC reality show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo will be giving birth to a spinoff. According to a network spokesperson, the new show will feature the uncle of Honey Boo Boo, Marvin Lee Thompson.
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Funny story:  'We be the Hookers' Zumba studio busted in Maine

'We be the Hookers' Zumba studio busted in Maine

KENNEBUNK, MAINE (ABSNN) - "They were doing more than Zumba out of that 'dance studio,' let me tell ya," said Kennebunk Police Chief George H. W. P. Bush. "They was selling nookie," the chief told reporters. Police raided Purda Vida Fitness Cen...
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Funny story:  Heidi Montag and Taylor Lautner Finish Filming "Done But With Errors On Page"

Heidi Montag and Taylor Lautner Finish Filming "Done But With Errors On Page"

LOS ANGELES - Hollywood Sign Films and director Bandini Borapelli have just announced that they have wrapped up shooting on the spy comedy Done But With Errors On Page. The film has received an R-rating due to the explicit language which is quite...
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Funny story:  Nadya Suleman, Alias "OctoMom" Says That Making One X-Rated Porn Movie Does Not Make Her A Porn Star

Nadya Suleman, Alias "OctoMom" Says That Making One X-Rated Porn Movie Does Not Make Her A Porn Star

TARZANA - The most famous mother of octuplets in the world, Nadya Suleman has just completed filming her very first porn film. Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo sat down with the mother of 14 at The Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo in Tarz...
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Funny story:  Demi Moore Talks About Possibly Changing Her First Name

Demi Moore Talks About Possibly Changing Her First Name

LOS ANGELES - Demi Moore, who has recently had more ups and downs than a Las Vegas house of ill-repute elevator, says that she is trying her best to cope with the fact that she was dumped big time by her former boy-toy husband Ashton "The Player" Kut...
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Funny story:  Rowan Williams joins the Catlicks

Rowan Williams joins the Catlicks

London - Exposed as a Papist turncoat Archbishop of Canterbury Rowan Williams resigned today and is said to be considering his career options as a pole dancer at the Vatican's Purple Pussycat lapdancing club. "He'll need a damn good shave of cour...
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Funny story:  NBA Star Lamar Odom's Barhopping Has Wife Khloe Kardashian Hopping Mad!

NBA Star Lamar Odom's Barhopping Has Wife Khloe Kardashian Hopping Mad!

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The way things are going, there very well could be another basketball divorce in the future for yet another one of the infamous Kardashian attention-seeking sisters. Bedroom Pillow Talk has learned that Khloe Kardashian is seeki...
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Funny story:  Iran to free U.S. hikers--no wait, they won't--wait, they will, maybe

Iran to free U.S. hikers--no wait, they won't--wait, they will, maybe

TEHRAN, Iran--The saga surrounding the two U.S. hikers being held in Iran continues. Imprisoned two years for entering Iran on a mountain pass instead of on a road, Shane Bauer and Josh Fattal have been jerked around the news in the recent weeks.
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Funny story:  Pole dancing lessons offered half-price for EPL footballers. Offering to PAY Man. U. and Man City players to take lessons.

Pole dancing lessons offered half-price for EPL footballers. Offering to PAY Man. U. and Man City players to take lessons.

A dancing studio just outside Manchester, is offering half-price pole dancing lessons to all EPL players. They are even offering to pay Man. U. and Man. City players to take the lessons. Teachers of pole dancing do believe that taking their class...
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Funny story:  Kristen Stewart Nude Pole Dancing Shock

Kristen Stewart Nude Pole Dancing Shock

Sultry Twilight star Kristen Stewart flew back to Vancouver this morning, after enjoying a pre-Oscars party get-together with co-star Robert Pattinson. The pair were spotted smooching at the celeb-riddled bash at the fabulous Chateau Marmont hotel...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus' Dad Billy Ray Cyrus Blames Miley's Friends For "Sexploiting" Her

Miley Cyrus' Dad Billy Ray Cyrus Blames Miley's Friends For "Sexploiting" Her

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Miley Cyrus took her little 11-year-old sister Noah Whaley Cyrus to Target to purchase some of her favorite candy Gummy Bears. While in the store all of the shoppers as well as the employees were all watching and ooohing and aaah...
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Funny story:  Two Flexible Featured Writers Tapped to Compete in Tokyo Pole Dancing Championship After Random Selection!

Two Flexible Featured Writers Tapped to Compete in Tokyo Pole Dancing Championship After Random Selection!

Spoof editor Mark Lowton proudly announced his sponsorship of two former female Featured Writers in the World Championship Pole Dancing Competition being held in Tokyo! The Spoof Headliners were named for the honour after a purely random poll (s...
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Funny story:  Man Mauled by Monkey in Topless Dance Club

Man Mauled by Monkey in Topless Dance Club

A local man, Dick Hertz, was mauled by a rescued research monkey Saturday night around 11pm at the local topless dance club known as Sexxxy Sadie's. Apparently, Mr. Hertz was embroiled in a verbal confrontation with Bambi, one of the dancers, when...
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Funny story:  Thousands Turn Out In Support Of Striking Pole And Lap Dancers

Thousands Turn Out In Support Of Striking Pole And Lap Dancers

On the day that students once again took to the streets of Britain to complain about escalating tuition fees and broken government promises, thousands ignored them and headed off to Trafalgar Square to cheer on a group of fifteen hundred striking pol...
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Funny story:  U.K. Engineer Designs Better Gripping Stripper Pole

U.K. Engineer Designs Better Gripping Stripper Pole

Following years of unreported but serious workplace related injuries in adult entertainment establishments, a London engineer today announced his new design for a textured, no-slip stripper pole. In a news conference earlier this morning, Howie Og...
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Funny story:  Here's an idea: Let's Watch a Stripper Get Dressed

Here's an idea: Let's Watch a Stripper Get Dressed

I know I can get you riled up by taking my clothes off, one silky piece at a time, slowly but with a purpose. Now I'd like to see you get hot and bothered while I put them back on. Because I spent a long time picking out these clothes. I didn't just go to Macy's and grab the first thing that fit me; I looked at hundreds of pieces, in several different departments, before I found just what to take...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus and Taylor Lautner Doing The 'Do' In Detroit

Miley Cyrus and Taylor Lautner Doing The 'Do' In Detroit

DETROIT - The little girl who wants to be a big girl real bad and her new friend Taylor Lautner were reportedly in Detroit, aka MoTown hanging out and letting it all hang out. Miley who has pole danced, lap danced, and gone knicker-less in the pas...
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