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Funny story:  The Better Business Bureau Is Investigating Pole Dancing Complaints At A Lounge In Phoenix

The Better Business Bureau Is Investigating Pole Dancing Complaints At A Lounge In Phoenix

PHOENIX - It appears that patrons of a local bar in Phoenix, that is noted for its explicit pole dancing, is being investigated by the BBB. Desmond Dashwax, a representative for the consumer watchdog agency said that several customers of The Lady...
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Funny story:  Lohan Still Calling Duck Dynasty Nasty

Lohan Still Calling Duck Dynasty Nasty

Saying "Let's keep it assy...classy here in Soho!" Lindsay Lohan dines at 'sex shop' restaurant for another wild night out in London. "I need to come here often to get away from the states and those freaks down in Swampland." Lindsay Lohan was...
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Funny story:  Even sexier Super Bowl commericals this year

Even sexier Super Bowl commericals this year

With millions in profits are to be made off of expensive super bowel advertising (the average cost of a 30-second ad for the Super Bowel was $4 million), U.S. corporations are going to present the most sexist ads possible on this year's Super Bowel...
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Funny story:  Pamela Anderson To Appear In The Porn Film The Lewd Mood?

Pamela Anderson To Appear In The Porn Film The Lewd Mood?

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson has just said that she will soon start production on an X-rated motion picture. She noted that she will be starring opposite the King of Porn Ron Jeremy in the movie The Lewd Mood. Anderson, who is 46, told Vood...
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Funny story:  Santa Claus Pissed As North Pole Leaking

Santa Claus Pissed As North Pole Leaking

A really upset Santa Claus and his wife plus 12 elves and 4 reindeer were seen floating in the ocean on an iceberg that just missed a Carnival Cruise Ship! "You want to get aboard?", the Captain yelled. "Nope. It's bad enough without getting th...
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Funny story:  Kirstie Alley and Melissa McCarthy To Star In "Liposuction - The Movie"

Kirstie Alley and Melissa McCarthy To Star In "Liposuction - The Movie"

LOS ANGELES - TouchRock Films in association with Left Coast Libido Pictures has just announced that shooting will soon begin on Bandini Borrapelli's comedy Liposuction - The Movie. A spokesperson for TouchRock told Pia Confetti with Celebrity Glo...
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Funny story:  Two North Korean Pole Dancers Admit They Were Planning on Kidnapping Kim Jong Un

Two North Korean Pole Dancers Admit They Were Planning on Kidnapping Kim Jong Un

NEW YORK CITY - The American Spotlight News Agency is reporting that a plot to kidnap North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has been foiled. The New York City based news agency stated that one of its North Korean correspondents identified as Foo "Timmy"...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus Is Now A Bluenette

Miley Cyrus Is Now A Bluenette

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Last year Katy Perry decided to go blue as she dyed her hair royal blue and now another singer, Miley Cyrus has gone the bluenette route. Cyrus told Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk that she just got tired of the same old...
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Funny story:  Honey Boo Boo's Gay Uncle Poodle To Get His Own Reality Show

Honey Boo Boo's Gay Uncle Poodle To Get His Own Reality Show

McINTYRE, Georgia - It had to happen sooner or later. The TLC reality show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo will be giving birth to a spinoff. According to a network spokesperson, the new show will feature the uncle of Honey Boo Boo, Marvin Lee Thompson.
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Funny story:  'We be the Hookers' Zumba studio busted in Maine

'We be the Hookers' Zumba studio busted in Maine

KENNEBUNK, MAINE (ABSNN) - "They were doing more than Zumba out of that 'dance studio,' let me tell ya," said Kennebunk Police Chief George H. W. P. Bush. "They was selling nookie," the chief told reporters. Police raided Purda Vida Fitness Cen...
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Funny story:  Heidi Montag and Taylor Lautner Finish Filming "Done But With Errors On Page"

Heidi Montag and Taylor Lautner Finish Filming "Done But With Errors On Page"

LOS ANGELES - Hollywood Sign Films and director Bandini Borapelli have just announced that they have wrapped up shooting on the spy comedy Done But With Errors On Page. The film has received an R-rating due to the explicit language which is quite...
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Funny story:  Nadya Suleman, Alias "OctoMom" Says That Making One X-Rated Porn Movie Does Not Make Her A Porn Star

Nadya Suleman, Alias "OctoMom" Says That Making One X-Rated Porn Movie Does Not Make Her A Porn Star

TARZANA - The most famous mother of octuplets in the world, Nadya Suleman has just completed filming her very first porn film. Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo sat down with the mother of 14 at The Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo in Tarz...
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Funny story:  Demi Moore Talks About Possibly Changing Her First Name

Demi Moore Talks About Possibly Changing Her First Name

LOS ANGELES - Demi Moore, who has recently had more ups and downs than a Las Vegas house of ill-repute elevator, says that she is trying her best to cope with the fact that she was dumped big time by her former boy-toy husband Ashton "The Player" Kut...
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Funny story:  Rowan Williams joins the Catlicks

Rowan Williams joins the Catlicks

London - Exposed as a Papist turncoat Archbishop of Canterbury Rowan Williams resigned today and is said to be considering his career options as a pole dancer at the Vatican's Purple Pussycat lapdancing club. "He'll need a damn good shave of cour...
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Funny story:  NBA Star Lamar Odom's Barhopping Has Wife Khloe Kardashian Hopping Mad!

NBA Star Lamar Odom's Barhopping Has Wife Khloe Kardashian Hopping Mad!

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The way things are going, there very well could be another basketball divorce in the future for yet another one of the infamous Kardashian attention-seeking sisters. Bedroom Pillow Talk has learned that Khloe Kardashian is seeki...
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Funny story:  Iran to free U.S. hikers--no wait, they won't--wait, they will, maybe

Iran to free U.S. hikers--no wait, they won't--wait, they will, maybe

TEHRAN, Iran--The saga surrounding the two U.S. hikers being held in Iran continues. Imprisoned two years for entering Iran on a mountain pass instead of on a road, Shane Bauer and Josh Fattal have been jerked around the news in the recent weeks.
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Funny story:  Pole dancing lessons offered half-price for EPL footballers. Offering to PAY Man. U. and Man City players to take lessons.

Pole dancing lessons offered half-price for EPL footballers. Offering to PAY Man. U. and Man City players to take lessons.

A dancing studio just outside Manchester, is offering half-price pole dancing lessons to all EPL players. They are even offering to pay Man. U. and Man. City players to take the lessons. Teachers of pole dancing do believe that taking their class...
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Funny story:  Kristen Stewart Nude Pole Dancing Shock

Kristen Stewart Nude Pole Dancing Shock

Sultry Twilight star Kristen Stewart flew back to Vancouver this morning, after enjoying a pre-Oscars party get-together with co-star Robert Pattinson. The pair were spotted smooching at the celeb-riddled bash at the fabulous Chateau Marmont hotel...
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