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Funny story: The G8 presidential poker series: the future of international diplomacy

The G8 presidential poker series: the future of international diplomacy

Following on from G8 news that Syrian peace talks are imminent, speculation is beginning to mount as to how David Cameron has managed to break the seemingly impenetrable deadlock between Barack Obama and Russian president Vladimir Putin. With a d...
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Funny story: Professional Poker Player Wins $9 Million But Gets Disqualifed

Professional Poker Player Wins $9 Million But Gets Disqualifed

RENO, Nevada - The 21st Annual Reno Professional Poker Tournament saw newcomer Kipp "Chips" Hickenbolt, 29, win the main prize of $9 million. Hickenbolt, who hails from Little Rock, Arkansas, said that the last time he was this happy was back in h...
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Funny story: Strip poker tournament attracts massive viewing figures

Strip poker tournament attracts massive viewing figures

Britain's first televised Strip Poker Tournament took place in Blackpool yesterday, and the viewing figures shot through the roof as word spread around the internet that the Young Women's Cheerleaders Association was taking part this year. The sho...
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Funny story: Indicted Benedict Funds Embezzling Gambling Nun to enter WSOP Title

Indicted Benedict Funds Embezzling Gambling Nun to enter WSOP Title

Talk about bad habits. Jesus Christ said, "In order to get into Heaven you must sell all of your possessions and give all of the proceeds to the poor." Pope Benedict's personal bank is now under investigation for money laundering. In September the It...
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Funny story: Kinect hacked to play live strip poker

Kinect hacked to play live strip poker

Microsoft's new accessory for the XBox, the Kinect, has been hacked to allow video streaming across the internet, to play live strip poker. PokeHer, the on-line strip poker site, has been steadily gaining adherents as early adopters of the Kinect...
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Funny story: "Tahoe Bar and Girl" Features Liquor in the Front, Poker in the Rear

"Tahoe Bar and Girl" Features Liquor in the Front, Poker in the Rear

Admitting to creating a play on words twice in the same sentence, Nevada real estate developer and entrepreneur, Manny Slongenhard, will be opening a new multi service entertainment establishment in Lake Tahoe next spring called the Tahoe Bar and Gir...
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Funny story: Queen wipes Osbourne at Poker

Queen wipes Osbourne at Poker

The queen has sensationally won a game of poker against the treasury that is set to cost the taxpayer an eye-watering £1 billion pounds. So desperate is the new government to raise money that George Osbourne invited her majesty to No11 for a 'cord...
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Funny story: Liquor in the Front, Poker in the Rear

Liquor in the Front, Poker in the Rear

A new Las Vegas entertainment establishment, couples some of America's favorite pastimes with the addition of prostitution services. The combination of alcohol and playing cards, mixed with the offering of personal sexual services has proven to be a...
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Funny story: Woman Loses Breast Implants in Poker Game

Woman Loses Breast Implants in Poker Game

Madeline (sometimes called Maddy or Madame) Bitters just set a new record for losses in a game of poker. While many people have lost their car, their home, or even the shirt off of their backs, she lost her breast implants. "I went to Las Vegas b...
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Funny story: Prime Minister loses Famous London Landmark in Poker Game

Prime Minister loses Famous London Landmark in Poker Game

Paris - Britain is to give its third most famous tourist attraction, Tower Bridge, to France. The transaction is a result of a poker game between Prime Minister Gordon Brown and President Nicholas Sarkozy. Brown initially wanted the prize to be t...
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Funny story: Recent Poker Game at the White House

Recent Poker Game at the White House

Just over 1 week ago… PRESIDENT: "Dagnabbit, Henry, you beat me again - you've been beating me all night!" TREASURY SECRETARY: "Mr. President, you're just too much of a risk taker." PRESIDENT: "It's a Texas thing… What's the pot up to? I'm cashing out for the night." TREASURY SECRETARY: "(chuckles) You owe me - let's see…" (sound of calculator) "Mr. President, you owe me $700 b...
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Funny story: Poker World Series to be played with extra 'Race' card

Poker World Series to be played with extra 'Race' card

Authorities running the 2008 Poker World Series (PWS) have announced that all games are to be played with an additional card, known as the 'race card' which will give instant victory to any player that chooses to play it.
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Funny story: George Clooney naked and unashamed!

George Clooney naked and unashamed!

Cannes - Euro ASS Press: - Brad Pitt and George Clooney had a late night game of poker yesterday whilst having some down time from doing the rounds at the Cannes Film Festival and it all ended in jeers, from Brad that is!...
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Funny story: New US law bans televised poker

New US law bans televised poker

WASHINGTON -- President Bush signed into law a ban on televised wagering, impacting 23 million Americans who enjoy watching poker shows on TV, cable, and the Internet.
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Funny story: Fold 'em

Fold 'em

Hey, how ya’ doing? Ever play poker with a fool? I think I can get you a game with George Bush.
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