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Funny story: Achilles by the Poet Laureate causes uproar in Scotland

Achilles by the Poet Laureate causes uproar in Scotland

A new poem from the pen of the Poet Laureate would be expected to draw comment from posh newspapers and magazines. It is reported that the poem "Achilles" dedicated to Becks, not the beer, the guy with a sore heel is causing shockwaves across Scottis...
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Funny story: Poet Laureate - New Christmas Poem - You'll have to do better than that you hairy-armed lesbian coward - We Can!

Poet Laureate - New Christmas Poem - You'll have to do better than that you hairy-armed lesbian coward - We Can!

A NEW version of the Twelve Days Of Christmas features stinging attacks on greedy bankers and expenses-grabbing politicians.Poet Laureate Carol Ann Duffy's work also includes a moan about celebrity culture. From what we've see of it in the papers we aren't very impressed, it may represent popular views of red top tabloid readers but what a wimp this hairy-armed lezza is shying away from the mor...
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Funny story: Britain names first-ever female 'Pot Laureate'

Britain names first-ever female 'Pot Laureate'

London [UPI] - The first-ever female 'Pot Laureate', 23 year-old Jessica Farnsworth, has been named to the Royal Household. Her job is to celebrate the use of cannabis through poetry, during special occasions, weddings, funerals, bar mitzvahs and ot...
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Funny story: Shock New Poet Laureate announced

Shock New Poet Laureate announced

The new Poet Laureate has been announced by the Queen this morning, following the standing down of Andrew Motion. However the predicted successor Carol Ann Duffy was left speechless (and indeed Rhyme-less) when it was announced that the actual new...
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Funny story: Poet Laureate Resigns: Ass Kissing is Bloody Fatiguing

Poet Laureate Resigns: Ass Kissing is Bloody Fatiguing

Andrew Motion the British Poet Laureate who has authored ten Royal Poems has resigned. Motion admitted himself into a London hospital with a self confessed condition of tired lips. Motion told me that he had never had a job quite so taxing:...
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Funny story: Doing the loco-motion

Doing the loco-motion

The Queen has said that having Andrew Motion in the post of Poet Laureate has put her 'right orf' poetry for good and that she was only trying to do the 'ungrateful b'ard' a favour. After hearing Motion complain that writing for the Royals cause...
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Stewart today touted her rollout of MarthaGoblers--designer turkeys for the Thanksgiving feast. MarthaGoblers are available in various skin-tone shades from Titian Brown to Chirascuro Noir and Blanc
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