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Hospitals to NOT heat-sanitize plumbing drains to avoid super-bug breeding

Funny story: Hospitals to NOT heat-sanitize plumbing drains to avoid super-bug breeding

Bethesda, Maryland - The National Institute of Health has found out how super-bugs are created by hospitals. It’s very simple. Sick people’s bodily fluids are sent down plumbing drains where they meet up with anti-biotics. All the non-super germs ar...

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Dear Plumber

Funny story: Dear Plumber

As a jobbing plumber of over 30 years standing it will come as no surprise when I tell you that I'm regularly inundated with requests from despairing members of the public who need a sympathetic ear and some sound advice when dealing with their emotional, marital and sexual issues. Only last week I received the following crie de cours from a distressed woman who was quite clearly at the end of her...

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"The Sound of Plumbing" reaches number one

Funny story: "The Sound of Plumbing" reaches number one

An unusual song called "Boiler Change" has reached the top of the UK pop charts, out-selling by two to one its nearest rival "Love a love of lovely love" by a talent show reject. "Boiler Change" is a unique track, consisting of an actual real life...

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Busted flush: Palm Jumeirah's famous shopping mall to be renamed Golden Shower Mile amid sewer collapse

Funny story: Busted flush: Palm Jumeirah's famous shopping mall to be renamed Golden Shower Mile amid sewer collapse

Dubai, UAE - Residents of the Oceana billionaire housing complex are sorely pissed as plumbing repairs to their sanitation ground to a halt in the searing 110F tropical heat this week. "The nearest working lavatories are half a mile down the road...

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Woman Plumber in Market for New Low Riders

Funny story: Woman Plumber in Market for New Low Riders

Apprentice plumber Brianna Chidders of Dexter Plumbing & Heating in Des Moines has outgrown her well-worn work jeans and is now in the market for a new pair. "I've been wearing the same pair for more than a year and It's getting to where I just c...

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Tom Cruise Didn't Die in Plumbing Accident - So He Says

Funny story: Tom Cruise Didn't Die in Plumbing Accident - So He Says

Tom Cruise has laughed off false reports that he died in a plumbing accident, he's alive and well. Rumours began spreading across the internet saying Tom "Couch Jumping" Cruise passed away following a bizarre plumbing mishap while in New Zealand.

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Texas Invents "Outdoor" Plumbing

Funny story: Texas Invents "Outdoor" Plumbing

In the old days "indoor" plumbing was all the rage. Neighborhood hoodlums tipped over outhouses, sometimes with people still inside. This trend eventually led to the end of those days of trodding out on cold winter nights, but in a southwes...

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1400lbs Man Undergoes Drain Clearance

Funny story: 1400lbs Man Undergoes Drain Clearance

A man who used to weigh more than 1400lbs (100 stones) has won an award for 'slimming', after losing around 65% of his body weight in just three months. More amazing still, is that, this 3-month 'weightcrash' included...

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Referendum To Ban And Remove Trump

Gosh, since Ireland was successful with their referendum to remove the ban on abortion, can the U.S. have a referendum to ban and remove Trump?
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