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Funny story: The New York Yankees Offer A 16-Year-Old Flame Throwing Pitcher A Contract

The New York Yankees Offer A 16-Year-Old Flame Throwing Pitcher A Contract

NEW YORK CITY - Sporting Chance Magazine is reporting that the New York Yankees organization has just offered 16-year-old Shreveport, Louisiana pitching sensation Corey Buttonbox a 2-year, $3 million contract. Buttonbox who is a freshman at Shreve...
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Funny story: Jack Nicholson Wants To Buy The Los Angeles Lakers

Jack Nicholson Wants To Buy The Los Angeles Lakers

LOS ANGELES - Academy Award winner Jack Nicholson is still quite upset at the fact that his all-time favorite team, the Los Angeles Lakers got swept in the first round of the Western Conference playoffs by the San Antonio Spurs 4 games to none. He...
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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Is Furious With A Capital F

Kobe Bryant Is Furious With A Capital F

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant's Los Angeles Lakers are down to the San Antonio Spurs in the NBA's Western Conference Playoffs, 3 games to none. An unnamed source said that "Vino" Bryant is so mad he could eat a runned over possum and not bat an eye.
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Funny story: Jack Nicholson Collects On His $100,000 Lakers Sports Bet

Jack Nicholson Collects On His $100,000 Lakers Sports Bet

LOS ANGELES - Jack Nicholson is one happy old geezer as he just received a cashier's check in the mail for $100,000. The check is for a bet he made with New York Knicks fan Spike Lee. Jack had made the bet with Lee a little over six weeks ago.
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Funny story: A Very Angry Laker's Coach Mike D'Antoni Tells Kobe To Stop With His Damn Tweeting

A Very Angry Laker's Coach Mike D'Antoni Tells Kobe To Stop With His Damn Tweeting

SAN ANTONIO - The San Antonio Spurs handed the Los Angeles Lakers a 91-79 defeat in game one of their best of seven Western Conference playoffs series. An unidentified AT&T locker room attendant stated to Sporting Chance Magazine that Coach D'...
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Funny story: Kobe Bryant's Tweets Don't Help As The Lakers Get Beat By The San Antonio Spurs

Kobe Bryant's Tweets Don't Help As The Lakers Get Beat By The San Antonio Spurs

SAN ANTONIO - Kobe "Vino" Bryant sat at his home in Los Angeles tweeting up a storm as his Laker teammates played in their first game of the playoffs against the San Antonio Spurs. Kobe, who just recently discovered tweeting, tweeted his team to...
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Funny story: Charles Barkley: Well It Looks Like The Lucky Lakers Made It To The Playoffs

Charles Barkley: Well It Looks Like The Lucky Lakers Made It To The Playoffs

ATLANTA - Charles "The Fat Bro" Barkley expressed what a lot of Laker haters felt when the guys in purple and gold somehow managed to make it into the NBA playoffs without their star player, court coach, and head cheerleader Kobe Bryant. Barkley s...
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Funny story: Yankees/Tigers playoff games will be played in the 'rain'

Yankees/Tigers playoff games will be played in the 'rain'

Detroit, Michigan - The forecast for Detroit is partly cloudy, but the remaining games of the American League Division Series between the New York Yankees and Detroit Tigers will be played in an off and on downpour. The wet weather guarantee is be...
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Funny story: Yankees' Jeter to skip regular season games as well

Yankees' Jeter to skip regular season games as well

The Bronx - Coming off his successful snubbing of Major League Baseball's All-Star Game, Yankees' shortstop Derek Jeter has announced he will not show up for anymore regular-season games this year. "The All-Star game gave me a chance to test o...
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Funny story: Eastwood Town denied a play-off spot

Eastwood Town denied a play-off spot

After languishing in the bottom half of the Conference North table for the first third of the season, Eastwood Town (whose nickname is Clint) finally got their act together and started stringing results together. With two weeks left in the season, th...
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Funny story: Fedorov Forgives Red Wing Fans, Seeks Return for 2011-12 Season

Fedorov Forgives Red Wing Fans, Seeks Return for 2011-12 Season

Riding his best personal milestone with the game winning goal in the 2009 Stanley Cup Playoffs, Sergei Federov left the Washington Caps and took a $9 Million a year deal back in Russia. Now with his 2-year deal at an end, Fedorov seeks a return to h...
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Funny story: San Jose Diving Competition Won by Sharks

San Jose Diving Competition Won by Sharks

With a tremendous display of athleticism both on their skates and off them, the San Jose Sharks won a heated competition with the Detroit Red Wings last night by virtue of flailing arms and off-balance dramatics in the act of professional diving.
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Funny story: Wings Go Down Hard on Sharks

Wings Go Down Hard on Sharks

Putting up a fine effort, the Detroit Red Wings go down in game one of the Western Conference semi-finals, losing to the San Jose Sharks 4 to 3. The top seeded Sharks expected to take at least one game in their own house, but the win gives them an...
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Funny story: FDA Bans Chip Dip for Remainder of NFL Playoffs

FDA Bans Chip Dip for Remainder of NFL Playoffs

Following numerous news reports of fighting during National Football League playoff parties, the Food and Drug Association has determined that the source of most man-on-man violence originated over individual hoarding of potato chip dip. Not yet r...
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Funny story: NBA Changes Rules for Playoffs

NBA Changes Rules for Playoffs

NBA Commissioner David Stern announced yesterday that rule and format changes will be forthcoming to the upcoming playoff schedule as well as all other regular season games for 2010. Proposed changes include trampolines at the foul shooting line, 12...
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Wi-Fi signal named "Al-Qaeda Free Terror Network" Results In Long Delay For Passengers At Los Angeles Airport

'Our networks are usually named as variations on: 'Moms apple pie - God Bless America,' confirmed an Al-Qaeda spokesman. 'Otherwise it would be a bit f***ing obvious.'
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