MANHATTAN - One of the biggest surprises on this season's edition of Donald Trump's Celebrity Apprentice All-Stars is the fact that Brande Roderick was fired.
Most of the show's viewers were surprised to see the beautiful, svelte, 38-year-old mode...
INDIANAPOLIS - The Hoosier State has gone on record as being the first state in the nation that will be banning all television reality shows.
State Senator Cicely G. Flexbi, 64, of South Bend, informed the news media that her and fellow Senator Ma...
A handyman from California who went missing six months ago has told police that he was taken hostage and forced to do odd jobs around a large house.
Gordon Bucket said that after being hired to fix a leaking tap at the Playboy Mansion in Holmby Hi...
HOLMBY HILLS, California - The Playboy Mansion will soon have a happily married woman residing as its "First Lady."
Hugh Hefner, the 86-year-old Playboy Empire mogul has just announced that the wedding between him and Playboy bunny, Crystal Harris...
Paris Hilton is a 31-year-old Tinsel Town socialite who grew up with a convenient silver spoon in her mouth.
She has succeeded in showing America that just because someone is worth $100 million doesn't exactly mean that they could pass a standard comprehensive test or even get a passing score on the Rorschach Inkblot Test.
Paris has expressed an interest in wanting to be one of the celebrit...
FAMOUS MAGAZINES MAKE THEIR PRESIDENTIAL ENDORSEMENTS.
Rolling Stone- "Jerry Garcia Man! He'd make the bitchiness President ever! Wait, what do you mean he's dead?"
Playboy- "Bill Clinton! We'd be able to make a lot of copy if he were back in the saddle!"
Cosmopolitan- "Sarah Palin! What a hot cover we'd have if she were elected! And the sexy articles we could write."
Sports Il...
Ellen Stratton, age 73, was Playboy magazine's Playmate of the Month for its December 1959 issue. She was also the first Playmate of the Year for 1960 and she fully endorses President Obama for 2012.
Ms. Stratton stated the reason for supporting P...
CHARLOTTESVILLE VA (ABSNN) - Playboy magazine released its annual list of the Nation's Top Ten Party Schools. The University of Virginia took top honors beating out such famous Animal Houses as University of Southern California, Los Angeles (2); the...
Silvio Berlusconi, the disgraced former Prime Minister of Italy, recently supplanted by Mario Monti, has quit politics altogether and been granted a Playboy Franchise by Hugh Hefner.
"Silvio is an ideal person to run the Italian Playboy Franchise,...
LOS ANGELES - A spokesperson for NBC has stated that the network really hated cancelling the new show the Playboy Club but added that the viewership was extremely low.
Chandler Chillmill, the NBC spokesperson noted that the shows premier only attr...
LOS ANGELES - Producers, actors, crew members, hair stylists, and fake Playboy bunnies were all stunned as the highly-touted and extremely publicized new show The Playboy Club has just had the dubious distinction of being the very first casualty of t...
In a daring move to smoke out Gadaffi, who since the fall of Tripoli has gone into hiding, the new government of Libya has accepted help from the Playboy Mansions and the generosity of its owner Hugh Hefner.
100 Playboys Bunnies are currently mak...
HOLMBY HILLS - Crystal Harris The 25-year-old Playboy Playmate that would have become the latest Mrs. Hugh Hefner has come out revealing some extremely intimate bedroom facts that she says are true and which Hefner says are lies flowing from the mout...
During Crystal Harris's recent appearance on the Howard Stern Show, the former playmate and soft porn mogul girlfriend spoke openly about her former 85 year old boyfriend and his proclivity for rapid response to stimulation.
"He lasted two secon...
LOS ANGELES - Hugh Hefner said that it was not a good week for him, what with getting dumped by his fiancee and all, so he went out and did something to lift up his spirits.
He decided to purchase the NBA Los Angeles Clippers. He called up team ow...
HOLMLY HILLS - Well it was billed as America's Biggest Wedding of The Year. But Crystal Harris, the fiancée of the Playboy mogul has unceremoniously dumped the Playboy relic.
And the wedding was to have taken place this Saturday at the famous Play...
For those of us who found a brace of semi-moist Playboy magazines inexplicably stashed in the woods near their home -- and spontaneously gummed up their Underoos with Tween-Jizz before they got home, looking at at Playboy magazine in its 57th year of...
29-year old Amal Ahmed Abdul Fatah, youngest wife of Osama Bin Laden, who was injured trying during the assassination of her lord and master, has announced that she will appear in next September's Playboy Magazine as the Playmate of the Month.
Am...