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Funny story: Plaxico Burress' Next Pass Receptions Will Be In Prison

Plaxico Burress' Next Pass Receptions Will Be In Prison

NEW YORK CITY - Plaxico Burress the New York Giants receiver who caught the winning touchdown in the 2008 Super Bowl has just been sentenced to two years in prison and so his next football receptions will be in New York state's Sing Sing Prison. T...
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Funny story: Plaxico Burress accidentally gives self paper cut

Plaxico Burress accidentally gives self paper cut

NEW YORK, NY - In a continued streak of bad luck, New York Giants receiver Plaxico Burress gave himself a rather nasty paper cut Tuesday morning. The incident occurred while Burress was licking an envelope, which made a 3/8" incision in his tongue -...
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Funny story: Burress changes story: 'It was a glockenspiel not a Glock.'

Burress changes story: 'It was a glockenspiel not a Glock.'

New York Giants wide receiver Plaxico Burress is changing his story. Burress, who allegedly shot himself in the leg at a Manhattan night club on November 29, is now claiming that he was not carrying a Glock, a small handgun, but a glockenspiel. Wh...
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Funny story: Blagojevich Sells House Too

Blagojevich Sells House Too

Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich, under fire for trying to sell Barack Obama's US Senate seat, is catching more trouble over his efforts to sell his house. Recent allegations indicate Blagojevich was engaged in a wide variety of corrupt behaviors...
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Funny story: Plaxico Burress Loses Endorsement Deal

Plaxico Burress Loses Endorsement Deal

New York Giants wide receiver Plaxico Burress lost out on a lucrative endorsement deal as a result of his recent troubles. The shooting in a New York City bar caused toothbrush maker Aural-C to exercise an out in the contract. Company spokesman Do...
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Funny story: Plaxico Burress Endorses Toothbrush

Plaxico Burress Endorses Toothbrush

NY Giants wide receiver Plaxico Burress inked a toothbrush endorsement deal Wednesday. Aural-C has a new model that will sell in the US under the name Plax-Burr. Company spokesman Donald T. Rump said that Burress is the ideal front man for the new...
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Stewart today touted her rollout of MarthaGoblers--designer turkeys for the Thanksgiving feast. MarthaGoblers are available in various skin-tone shades from Titian Brown to Chirascuro Noir and Blanc
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