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Funny story: Cameron Wants Total EU Ban On Plastic Bags - Gas Companies Behind It Claims Ex-Minister!

Cameron Wants Total EU Ban On Plastic Bags - Gas Companies Behind It Claims Ex-Minister!

Due to the worsening economic situation, mainly in Britain but also affecting some other parts of Europe, David Cameron is to urge Brussels to ban totally the use of plastic bags throughout the European Union. Speaking by telephone from one of his...
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Funny story: EU Plans Assault on Autoerotic Asphyxia, Plans Ban on Plastic Bags in UK; Practitioners Flee to Thailand to Hang Around!

EU Plans Assault on Autoerotic Asphyxia, Plans Ban on Plastic Bags in UK; Practitioners Flee to Thailand to Hang Around!

In a sweeping plan to ban plastic bags which have left Brits Breathless, the European Union is taking the first step to shut down deviate sex practices which they say affect the Health & Safety of the British Public. Plastic bags , since inven...
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Funny story: Safe Carrier Bags

Safe Carrier Bags

The long awaited solution to the global problem of recycling carrier bags has finally been found. A new polymer, Methyl-di-butanoazate, added to the pre mix granules for the production of polythene will allow all polythene carrier bags to be reused f...
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Funny story: Baltimore Allows Plastic Bags, Bans Garbage

Baltimore Allows Plastic Bags, Bans Garbage

Baltimore MD: The Baltimore City Council, by a vote of 13 to 1, today banned ugly looking garbage in the city. Severe fines will be levied on those residents who leave unsightly garbage strewn around their property. However, the council allowed plast...
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Funny story: Baltimore Not to Ban Plastic Bags, Considers a DNA Data Base

Baltimore Not to Ban Plastic Bags, Considers a DNA Data Base

Baltimore MD: The Baltimore City Council had considered a resolution to ban the use of plastic supermarket bags. Activists had proposed substitutes, such as paper bags, reusing existing bags or a city tax of five cents per plastic bag. Bowing to...
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Funny story: Wales Ban Plastic Bags

Wales Ban Plastic Bags

With news that Climate Change may destroy civilisation, and that rising oil prices may destroy civilisation and the credit crunch may destroy civilisation, the National Assembly of Wales said, after prayers, that it would tackle plastic bags first.
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Funny story: Baltimore to Ban Plastic Bags

Baltimore to Ban Plastic Bags

The Baltimore MD City Council is considering a resolution to ban the use of plastic supermarket bags and condoms. Suitable substitutes, such as paper bags, reusable bags or existing bags have been proposed. The Baltimore Bag Ladies Association and...
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Funny story: Liverpool Man Attacked By Plastic Bags

Liverpool Man Attacked By Plastic Bags

A man in Liverpool is recovering in hospital this morning, after suffering what is thought to be Great Britain's first recorded incidence of a sustained and unprovoked attack by plastic b...
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Funny story: 16 Trillion Troublesome Plastic Bags To Be Launched Into Outer Space

16 Trillion Troublesome Plastic Bags To Be Launched Into Outer Space

An environmental group has said that it intends to launch more than 16 trillion plastic bags into space in a bid to halt the enormous effect on global warming and climate change that...
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