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Funny story: The Yukon Polar Vortex Headed To The USA - Temperatures Could Dip Down To Minus 117

The Yukon Polar Vortex Headed To The USA - Temperatures Could Dip Down To Minus 117

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Department of Weather is issuing extreme cold warnings from the Dakota's, to The Great Lakes region, and over to the New Jersey area. USDW meteorologists predict that the Yukon Polar Vortex or YPV, will cause a...
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Funny story: Plants keep dying? There's an app for that

Plants keep dying? There's an app for that

Apple Labs have unveiled their latest applelet for the iPhone family: iPlant. This new app is slightly more expensive than other Apple apps, as it comes with two dozen Wifi enabled devices that are dropped in plant pots around the house. Once set...
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Funny story: Prince Charles to learn Scouse

Prince Charles to learn Scouse

New research has shown that the Scouse accent is the best for talking to plants in order to make them grow. Field trials were conducted at Cambridge University into whether or not talking to plants actually contributed anything to their growing ab...
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Funny story: Giant Meat eating plant found in Borneo

Giant Meat eating plant found in Borneo

A giant meat eating plant found in Borneo known as the Raja Pitcher plant has been renamed Audrey II after the man eating plant in the musical Little Shop of Horrors. The successful musical starred Rick Moranis and Steve Martin. Locals in the area...
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Funny story: Office Plant Magnate Dies And So Do Plants

Office Plant Magnate Dies And So Do Plants

Terry Aldous Greenthumm was found dead and partially decomposed in his New York apartment this morning, apparently expiring from natural causes up to two weeks prior. Greenthumm, owner of the largest conglomerate of commercial building plant supplie...
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Funny story: Celebrity discovers pot plants having intercourse

Celebrity discovers pot plants having intercourse

In a titanic effort to write a popular story, the infamous Queen Mary Jane Screws analysed the statistics and discovered that people's minds are occupied with celebrities, sex, and pot. She therefore resolved to research and report on the real truth...
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Funny story: Plants Reduce Global Warming

Plants Reduce Global Warming

In a report published this week, world experts revealed that planting crops helped reduce the effects of global warming. During months of looking at the shape and color of tree leaves, scientists were able to determine that lighter colored leaves ref...
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Funny story: Plants Try To Kill All Humans For Producing The Life Giving Gas That They Need In The New Film 'The Happening.'

Plants Try To Kill All Humans For Producing The Life Giving Gas That They Need In The New Film 'The Happening.'

In another piece of enviro-MENTAL-ist propaganda, the movie 'The Happening' depicts plant life releasing a compound that will kill all humans, because we are supposedly a threat to them.
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Funny story: New research on plant productivity

New research on plant productivity

In recent years many scientific breakthroughs have been made. Among the most recent are bottled water, proven to be up to 100% inside a plastic bottle, CIA computer software, designed to produce cool yet otherwise completely redundant sound effects w...
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Funny story: Artic Svalbard Global Seed Vault Caretaker Found Dead

Artic Svalbard Global Seed Vault Caretaker Found Dead

Longyearbyen, Norway (IPP) - Tragedy struck the Norwegian Island of Spitsbergen today as the body of the caretaker in charge of the Global Seed Vault (GSV) was found in the green house area of the seed storage compound located in the Svalbard Archip...
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Funny story: Vegetarian Reveals: If Plants Were Cute and Cuddly or Screamed When Killed, She Wouldn't Eat Them Either

Vegetarian Reveals: If Plants Were Cute and Cuddly or Screamed When Killed, She Wouldn't Eat Them Either

Seattle, Washington - A high-ranking PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) official admitted today that if plants were cuddly and cute, or if they screamed when plucked or stepped on, she wouldn't eat them either.
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Funny story: Stalker Stands up for Rights of Invasive Plant Species

Stalker Stands up for Rights of Invasive Plant Species

Kalamazoo, MI - What do convicted stalker Joe Stills and Garlic Mustard have in common? According to Stills, both are being denied their civil rights by governmental officials in Kalamazoo, MI after the area Earth Day Committee once again slotted Gar...
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