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Funny story:  'Disney Gateway' Airport At Centre Of 747 Emergency Row

'Disney Gateway' Airport At Centre Of 747 Emergency Row

Giggsair's new French airport was at the centre of an airline industry row today following a mid-air emergency. Paris-Vatry-Disney was opened last week to howls of derision in the Press as the no-frills airline claimed it was the ideal arrival poi...
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Funny story:  TSA falsely accuses man of transporting snake and tortoises, finds instead man's huge genitals

TSA falsely accuses man of transporting snake and tortoises, finds instead man's huge genitals

MIAMI, Florida--TSA screeners at Miami International Airport ordered that a man be held for transporting an exotic snake and two tortoises. A strip search revealed that the man instead sported an extremely long penis and large scrotum. Billy Sande...
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Funny story:  Man United Get Sponsored Nuclear Submarine To Rival City's Plane

Man United Get Sponsored Nuclear Submarine To Rival City's Plane

Following the announcement that Manchester City's sponsors, Etihad have had a 737 painted in Manchester City's colours and emblazoned with the club crest, rivals united have announced that they have retaliated by getting a nuclear submarine, painted...
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Funny story:  Calls for Jetpack to be Outlawed

Calls for Jetpack to be Outlawed

It is called the The Martin Jetpack. You strap it on and fly away, as high as you dare. It is a 553lb, five-foot cube, with twin 1.7ft diameter Kevlar/carbon rotors powered by a 200bhp 2-litre V4 petrol engine. First seen in the James Bond movie "Thu...
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Funny story:  It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's . . .

It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's . . .

. . . a car? Well, sort of. It's actually a plane AND a car. It's called the Terrafugia, the flying car, and it may actually be on the market next year. Spoof reporter Gail Farrelly has gotten access to company records, which identify four specific groups being targeted as potential customers: 1. Celebs, who often have to make a quick getaway from the paparazzi. No longer will there...
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Funny story:  News Reporter Accidentally Destroys Plane

News Reporter Accidentally Destroys Plane

British Broadcasting News correspondent Howard Pomegranate was "probably responsible" for last Tuesday's airliner tragedy over Shepherd Bush, London. A Corporate Social Irresponsibility Report reveals that Pomegranate, 46, was trying out a satell...
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Funny story:  "Truthers" suspect foul play in Polish plane crash

"Truthers" suspect foul play in Polish plane crash

MOSCOW - As of Monday, 87 corpses have been recovered by Russian rescuers at the crash site of the Polish presidential plane. The bodies are being sent to Moscow where forty-five have already been identified, the Russian health minister said. The Pre...
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Funny story:  Plane Stupid Woman Is Plain Stupid

Plane Stupid Woman Is Plain Stupid

A woman activist from the environmental protest group, Plane Stupid, who made an allegation that officers from Strathclyde Police approached her, and offered her payment for information about other protesters, has been called 'plain stupid'. Matil...
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Funny story:  New Mother Flushed With Success

New Mother Flushed With Success

The mother who gave birth in a toilet on board an airplane has been reunited with her child. Maureen Spiggott left her new born child in the bin inside the cubicle. Ryanair have issued her with a bill for £500 for her long stay in the toilet. A compa...
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Funny story:  Dr.s' pay still too high

Dr.s' pay still too high

A report out today shows that doctors are being paid more than eve due to a loop hole in their contract. Doctors are being bought private planes by the NHS with DR written on the side, a measure enabled seventeen year ago in order to increase accessi...
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Funny story:  Emilia Earhart's Plane Found!

Emilia Earhart's Plane Found!

Manila, Philippines (IP) - Emilia Earhart's plane has finally been located after all of these years. It was parked just off the main runway at Manila International Airport near the nearest ladies' rest room.
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Funny story:  President Bush Wants To Sell Air Force 1

President Bush Wants To Sell Air Force 1

(MUSICMAN PRESS) After a loud chat with the First Lady, Bush made public his plans to sell "his" first-class jet known as Air Force 1.
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Funny story:  Brand spanking new Airbus A380 stolen at Heathrow

Brand spanking new Airbus A380 stolen at Heathrow

The world's newest and largest commercial airliner, the A380 was stolen today during a stop over at Heathrow airport while under going a test flight from Toulouse.
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Funny story:  Becks in Trouble Again

Becks in Trouble Again

It's a plane, it's a bird, it's an e-mail, it's an SMS - no..... oh no it's a CRISIS in the Becks household!...
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Funny story:  Jet Blue teams with Air Bus

Jet Blue teams with Air Bus

In a surprise move Jet Blue has concluded a secret purchase of 6 new AirBus 4380 MFBP aircraft to be delivered prior to the 2008 winter season. Inside sources have detailed Jet Blues' proposed use of the new monster aircraft.
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Funny story:  Mysterious mystery mystifies Ministry

Mysterious mystery mystifies Ministry

Whitehall- Nick Pope, the Ministry of Defence's top paranormal and unexplained weirdness expert, earlier today stunned reporters with the details of his latest and many might say his strangest case yet.
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Funny story:  Holiday Madness-Leave the Kids Behind

Holiday Madness-Leave the Kids Behind

Reporters yesterday say that nannies are continuing to be hired by airlines during the Christmas season to look after children flying alone and left behind in airports while busy parents are flagging down cabs and carrying Christmas gifts to loved on...
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Funny story:  Barney Gets Sucked into Jet Engine

Barney Gets Sucked into Jet Engine

Air Force One's pilot Reed Mathews was suspended today after he pushed the wrong button causing screaming jet engines to roar to life the very moment President Bush and Barney were boarding the plane. Witnesses say that Barney Bush whirled INTO...
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SAN DIEGO, CA--Five years after hearing it for the first time, Danny Orsi still has no idea that the
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