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Falcons (NOT the Football Player Variety) on a Plane

Funny story: Falcons (NOT the Football Player Variety) on a Plane

Folks on the Internet were surprised to see recently a photo of a big group of falcons relaxing while traveling in the cabin of a plane! Interviews with the flying falcons revealed a number of interesting things about the flight: -- For some of the falcons it was a maiden voyage. The rookie falcons put the airline-provided barf bags over their heads, so they wouldn't have to "see" the takeof...

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Discount airliner Ghost Airlines reaping huge profits from anti-perk services

Funny story: Discount airliner Ghost Airlines reaping huge profits from anti-perk services

Coral Springs, FL - People are always looking for ways to set themselves apart from the crowd. Who the hell would have thought that putting sugar back into formerly sugar-sweetened beverages would be so popular? Well they are and some experts say...

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A Turkey downs Russian fighter

Funny story: A Turkey downs Russian fighter

Startled by Thanksgiving revelers, a turkey flew into a Russian fighter's engine, crashing the plane. Cranberry sauce was spilled inside the engine and gravy dripped on the pilot's shirt. The Russian pilot claims that the turkey had stealth capabi...

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Putin - I Killed Good Fairies And Will Do It Again

Funny story: Putin - I Killed Good Fairies And Will Do It Again

Fairies flying over Russian territory are being routinely treated as wicked witches and are being shot down. Vladimir Putin told our staff this morning, "I have given orders for any good fairies not transmitting good fairy international registration...

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Putin Says Air Crash Snow Plough Was Cleared For Take Off

Funny story: Putin Says Air Crash Snow Plough Was Cleared For Take Off

Another tragic accident was narrowly avoided yesterday when a new vodka fuelled snow plough driver took off in his flying snow plough in front of a plane carrying Ukranian VIPs. It turned out that the snow plough, flown by an ex-alcoholic ex-pilot, h...

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Aspen's Happy Joy Airlines Says Their "We Allow Pot-Smoking" Policy Has Caused A 700% Increase In Passengers

Funny story: Aspen's Happy Joy Airlines Says Their "We Allow Pot-Smoking" Policy Has Caused A 700% Increase In Passengers

ASPEN, Colorado - Passengers who have recently flown on Happy Joy Airlines report that they have never ever flown on a more fun-filled airline. One passenger, who flys over 2 million miles a year, said that there isn't an airline in America who ca...

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Justin Bieber Could Be Headed To Prison

Funny story: Justin Bieber Could Be Headed To Prison

NEW YORK CITY - The Federal Aviation Federation has just let it be known that they are investigating the recent incident in which Justin Bieber was alleged to have been drinking alcohol, smoking marijuana, and eating environmentally protected lobster...

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Illegal Aliens Are Now Using Ultralight Planes To Cross Into The United States

Funny story: Illegal Aliens Are Now Using Ultralight Planes To Cross Into The United States

EL PASO - The United States Border Patrol has just stated that they have just discovered a new way in which illegal aliens from Mexico and Central America are using to cross the border into the U.S. A spokesperson for the Border Patrol, Hillary Za...

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The Reason Why Illegal Aliens Hate Slow Moving Southbound Trains

Funny story: The Reason Why Illegal Aliens Hate Slow Moving Southbound Trains

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Immigration Department has stated that due to some complaints from 313 U.S. citizens, the practice of flying illegal aliens back to their home country will be discontinued. The USID stated that busing them back...

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A Woman in Arizona Falls In Love With A Robot

Funny story: A Woman in Arizona Falls In Love With A Robot

PHOENIX - USA DAYBREAK is reporting one of the strangest love relationships in recent memory. It appears that Tendra Jo Blockbocker, 37, who is a waitress at the Pompous Pizza Parlor in Phoenix, has fallen head-over-heals in love with a mechanical...

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'Disney Gateway' Airport At Centre Of 747 Emergency Row

Funny story: 'Disney Gateway' Airport At Centre Of 747 Emergency Row

Giggsair's new French airport was at the centre of an airline industry row today following a mid-air emergency. Paris-Vatry-Disney was opened last week to howls of derision in the Press as the no-frills airline claimed it was the ideal arrival poi...

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TSA falsely accuses man of transporting snake and tortoises, finds instead man's huge genitals

Funny story: TSA falsely accuses man of transporting snake and tortoises, finds instead man's huge genitals

MIAMI, Florida--TSA screeners at Miami International Airport ordered that a man be held for transporting an exotic snake and two tortoises. A strip search revealed that the man instead sported an extremely long penis and large scrotum. Billy Sande...

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Man United Get Sponsored Nuclear Submarine To Rival City's Plane

Funny story: Man United Get Sponsored Nuclear Submarine To Rival City's Plane

Following the announcement that Manchester City's sponsors, Etihad have had a 737 painted in Manchester City's colours and emblazoned with the club crest, rivals united have announced that they have retaliated by getting a nuclear submarine, painted...

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Calls for Jetpack to be Outlawed

Funny story: Calls for Jetpack to be Outlawed

It is called the The Martin Jetpack. You strap it on and fly away, as high as you dare. It is a 553lb, five-foot cube, with twin 1.7ft diameter Kevlar/carbon rotors powered by a 200bhp 2-litre V4 petrol engine. First seen in the James Bond movie "Thu...

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It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's . . .

Funny story: It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's . . .

. . . a car? Well, sort of. It's actually a plane AND a car. It's called the Terrafugia, the flying car, and it may actually be on the market next year. Spoof reporter Gail Farrelly has gotten access to company records, which identify four specific groups being targeted as potential customers: 1. Celebs, who often have to make a quick getaway from the paparazzi. No longer will there...

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News Reporter Accidentally Destroys Plane

Funny story: News Reporter Accidentally Destroys Plane

British Broadcasting News correspondent Howard Pomegranate was "probably responsible" for last Tuesday's airliner tragedy over Shepherd Bush, London. A Corporate Social Irresponsibility Report reveals that Pomegranate, 46, was trying out a satell...

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"Truthers" suspect foul play in Polish plane crash

Funny story: "Truthers" suspect foul play in Polish plane crash

MOSCOW - As of Monday, 87 corpses have been recovered by Russian rescuers at the crash site of the Polish presidential plane. The bodies are being sent to Moscow where forty-five have already been identified, the Russian health minister said. The Pre...

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Plane Stupid Woman Is Plain Stupid

Funny story: Plane Stupid Woman Is Plain Stupid

A woman activist from the environmental protest group, Plane Stupid, who made an allegation that officers from Strathclyde Police approached her, and offered her payment for information about other protesters, has been called 'plain stupid'. Matil...

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The Queen Takes A Knee

The Queen of England takes a knee in front of Trump during the playing of the Stars Spangle Banner, joining the protest.
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