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Chinese pot noodles hit by pizza tsunami!

Funny story: Chinese pot noodles hit by pizza tsunami!

The basic diet of billions of Chinese is being swept from under their bare feet by an 'Italian tsunami' causing a 'Domino' effect on the nutritional foundations of the most populated country on the planet! Chinese pot noodles, eaten by the rich, t...

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Al Franken accused of touching himself inappropriately but not what you think!

Funny story: Al Franken accused of touching himself inappropriately but not what you think!

Washington D.C. - Comet Pizza regular, Edray Uttbay, called our pervert hotline in our newsroom to report yet another sordid case of inappropriate touching. The perpetrator? Al Franken. The victim? Al Franken. Comet Pizza regular, Edray Uttbay,...

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UK sex mad pair order "extra hot and spicy pizza toppings" over and on the counter!

Funny story: UK sex mad pair order "extra hot and spicy pizza toppings" over and on the counter!

A global pizza fast food joints are becoming popular for gaga pairs hoping for a quickie over the counter while they wait for their hot, spicy, crispy treat with all kinds of melted cheesy toppings! The smell of the pizzas, especially those laced...

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Flute & Marino: Friends Forever

First they were friends on the football field, then they were friends in the fight against autism, and now they're friends in their fight to beat each other at mini-golf. Former star quarterbacks Doug Flutie and Dan Marino have been best buds for...

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Local Death Metal Band Becoming Too Predictable

Funny story: Local Death Metal Band Becoming Too Predictable

Local metal band "Hardly What The Name Indicates" now struggling with identity crisis after being told by fans they were "too predictable," and "not br00tal enough". The band is known for generic blast beats, highly technical arrangements, and impos...

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Man Plans Trip To The Gym Tomorrow

Funny story: Man Plans Trip To The Gym Tomorrow

BOWLING GREEN, KY- After years of unhealthy eating and a sedentary lifestyle, Alex Witzgall, 26, told himself he would go to the gym. Tomorrow. "Yeah, well, I'd go this evening after work, but I have to watch the Pats game," he thought to himself...

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Police arrest man who failed to use knife and fork in Didsbury restaurant

Funny story: Police arrest man who failed to use knife and fork in Didsbury restaurant

Staff and diners were left disgusted when a man eating at a restaurant blatantly refused to use his knife and fork and ate with his fingers. The 52-year-old was eating a margherita pizza at Zizzi's restaurant in Didsbury, Manchester at 1pm today.

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Anonymous Hacks Autocorrect, Changes Every Fourth Word To Pizza

Funny story: Anonymous Hacks Autocorrect, Changes Every Fourth Word To Pizza

The cyber watchdog group Anonymous just issued a statement claiming responsibility for the latest internet attack that has journalists, bloggers, texting addicts and people searching for cat videos all over the world shaking their fists in frustratio...

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Gay Owned Pizza Shop Refuses To Serve Straights

Funny story: Gay Owned Pizza Shop Refuses To Serve Straights

The gay owners of an Indiana pizza shop are refusing to serve hetrosexual customers. The news comes a little after a week Indiana passed the Religious Freedom Restoration Act, which critics say would allow businesses to openly discriminate against...

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Upstate Pizza: "We're not related to Upstate Urology"

Upstate Pizza and Subs of Troy, NY clarified yesterday that they weren't related to Upstate Urology, another establishment, located in another part of town, and using the same name as the sub and pizza shop. David Grushim, proprietor of the eat...

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De Blasio meets the Godfather; outsources NYPD to the Mob

Funny story: De Blasio meets the Godfather; outsources NYPD to the Mob

Rome - Snubbed by The Holy Father, New York Mayor Bill de Blasio had a private audience with The Godfather on the first day of his Italian vacation. The meeting paid off immediately, with the mob boss agreeing to take over the operation of the New Yo...

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North Korea Buys 1,200 Pizzas From Italy

Funny story: North Korea Buys 1,200 Pizzas From Italy

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy News Agency has just informed the press that North Korea has completed a purchase deal with the government of Italy. The Rice Paddy is reporting that Italy will be sending 1,200 pepperoni pizzas to North Kor...

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Burgled Tybee Man Calls Police and Orders Pizza - Pizza Arrives First

Funny story: Burgled Tybee Man Calls Police and Orders Pizza - Pizza Arrives First

Police in Georgia have apologized to a Tybee Island man after they took over 2 hours to respond to a 911 call after the victim returned home from work to find his home had been burgled. Simon Brown claims that while he was waiting for police to ar...

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A 78-Year-Old Iowa Grandmother Caught With 14 Pounds of Marijuana In Her Bra

Funny story: A 78-Year-Old Iowa Grandmother Caught With 14 Pounds of Marijuana In Her Bra

WATERLOO, Iowa - Law enforcement officers in Waterloo report making one of the most unusual busts in history. Waterloo Police Department spokesperson Sherlock Stallgarden informed the news media that officers searched 78-year-old Olivia Eunice Fan...

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New Squirrel Crust & Moose Meat Pizza Outrages and Intrigues

Dominik's Pizza has announced that it has launched a new specialty pizza with a squirrel-based crust, a move that has many mouths watering and animal activists frothing. The Rocket J. Squirrel Specialty Pizza is available to customers today at the...

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Kirstie Alley Remarks That She's Not Pregnant

Funny story: Kirstie Alley Remarks That She's Not Pregnant

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kirstie Alley recently told the supermarket tabloid Just Saying that she hardly ever goes anywhere anymore. She confessed that she knows she's quite overweight and doesn't want to have to bother with getting in and out of automob...

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Kirstie Alley Reveals Her Favorite Dish

Funny story: Kirstie Alley Reveals Her Favorite Dish

HOLLYWOOD - Kirstie Alley made an appearance on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show. She was asked about her Cheers days. Alley replied that she liked those times except for all of the sitting around between takes. She said that as a result of all of...

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Keith Richards sold on pizza dumbwaiter at new $10.5million Fifth Avenue condo

Funny story: Keith Richards sold on pizza dumbwaiter at new $10.5million Fifth Avenue condo

New York - - A private food elevator servicing the 18th/19th floor Greenwich Village penthouse has a direct link to kitchens at Otto's Pizzeria situated on the ground floor of the 1 Fifth Avenue apartment block realtors said today. "It's one of t...

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The Queen Takes A Knee

The Queen of England takes a knee in front of Trump during the playing of the Stars Spangle Banner, joining the protest.
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