VAN NUYS, California - The nation's most infamous White House intern, Monica Lewinsky, was spotted in Van Nuys getting a pedicure at The Fernando of The San Fernando Valley Pedicure Salon.
As she was leaving the salon she was approached by Tequila...
Well-wishers wished Pope Benedict well after he broke his ankle while attempting to address lots of people in a big pizza in Venice.
Remnants of the hot food dish had left the stage a bit slippery, and his right foot slithered away in an emotional...
PHOENIX - USA DAYBREAK is reporting one of the strangest love relationships in recent memory.
It appears that Tendra Jo Blockbocker, 37, who is a waitress at the Pompous Pizza Parlor in Phoenix, has fallen head-over-heals in love with a mechanical...
Police in Bedfordshire have apologized to a Luton man after they took over 2 hours to respond to a 999 call after the victim returned home from work to find his home had been burgled.
Simon Brown claims that while he was waiting for police to arri...
London - Was last night's 15-inch stuffed crust delivery from Papa Luciani's Pizza Heaven** monitored by spooks who'd studied the 1987 Michael Caine blockbuster?
According to leading espionage sauces 'it bore all the hallmarks of a classic drop' m...
Out-of-favour Manchester City forward Roque Santa Cruz, 30, wants to remain in the north west as he seeks new club.
(Daily Mail)
'Accrington Stanley?'
Gareth Southgate turned down the chance to become the FA's technical director over concerns about the job description during lengthy negotiations.
(Daily Mail)
Apparently he was NOT allowed to eat pizza in his lunch-hour.
Manchester United...
IRVING, Texas - Chuck E. Cheese's mascot, the giant, hideous-looking rodent has been shooed out the front door.
After 35 years of being the official spokesrat for one of America's leading children's pizza establishments Chuck E. will join the rank...
The world of British sport was in shock today when Team GB Olympic Football team boss Stuart Pearce named his squad for the Games and local lad made good David 'OBE' Beckham wasn't on it.
'Pearcy' had to reduce his squad down from 35 to 18, and co...
TENNESSEE- Mitt Romney's latest stop on his campaign trail ended in a momentous gaffe, even for Romney.
While visiting a local Athens pizzeria called Giovanni De Luca's Amore Pizz-A-Pie, owner Billy Bob Smith handed Romney a slice of his prized '...
The American Civil Liberties Union announced today that it has filed a lawsuit against the FDA for discriminatory practices against a growing minority group in the USA.
Acording to the lawsuit filed in Federal court, the FDA has illegally mandated...
New York, New York- A non-verbal autistic boy named Jake, whose random scribbling of numbers and letters sent his father on a two year televised journey, was actually just attempting to order pizza.
Jake's father had no idea what his boy was tr...
The International Federation Of Dieticians today named The Pie And Pizza Diet the worst in the world - ever.
The diet, brainchild of Professor KFC McDonald of Sunderland College Of Arts And Technology was universally acknowledged as being utterly...
VENICE, Italy - The two stars of The Vampire Diaries were recently photographed together taking a nice trip on a Venitian gondola.
The gondola named La Donna Bellissima Erotica is the very same gondola that George Clooney takes when he and his lad...
ATLANTA - GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain says that he is not one to go down without kicking, hollering, and raising a damn effen ruckus.
As reported by GOPicky Magazine Amos Soursuckle the former CEO of Godfather's Pizza and architect of t...
ATLANTA - It appears that Herman Cain's new campaign bumper sticker may be reading "Put a fork in it - it's done."
The black GOPer who wears a black cowboy hat, obviously oblivious to the fact that the cowboys in the Old West who wore black cowboy...
CLEVELAND - GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain spoke at a Walmart parking lot where he began to tell the assembled crowd of about 27 people about his 9-9-9 tax proposal.
Suddenly from the back a male voice hollered out, "The hell with 9-9-9 du...
The UK government has voted unanimously to award pizza in the same category as somewhere to live, clean water, broadband and education by naming it as a basic human right.
"Pizza is truly the world's best food," said government Health Minister and...
SEATTLE - Amanda Knox was sitting at a local park eating some Chicken McNuggets while enjoying the fresh smell of freedom.
Knox spent four years in an Italian prison where she said the smell reminded her of what the inside of a goat's stomach prob...