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Funny story: The Pittsburgh Steelers Fans Are So Upset At Their Teams 0-4 Record They Could Eat Iron

The Pittsburgh Steelers Fans Are So Upset At Their Teams 0-4 Record They Could Eat Iron

PITTSBURGH - Word out of Pittsburgh is that the concession stands at Heinz Field are going to start selling Loser Hot Dogs in honor of the team's 0-4 start. The head of the Steelers concession stands said that this is being done in hopes of embarr...
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Funny story: Troy Polamalu Offered $1 Million To Cut His Hair

Troy Polamalu Offered $1 Million To Cut His Hair

BEVERLY HILLS - Word coming out of the Left Coast is that Pittsburgh Steelers strong safety Troy "The Hair" Polamalu has just been offered $1 million to cut his hair for a commercial. Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that the 'Hair Stylist To The...
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Funny story: Pittsburgh Steelers Quarterback Ben Roethlisberger Finally Agrees To Change His Last Name

Pittsburgh Steelers Quarterback Ben Roethlisberger Finally Agrees To Change His Last Name

PITTSBURGH - After adamantly stating that hell would freeze over and all of the Kardashians would move to Armenia before he would change his last name Ben Roethlisberger has changed his mind. "Big Ben" as he is known by his Tweeter fans has been t...
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Funny story: Hines Ward Wins Dancing With The Stars With Risky 'Fracture Kym Johnson's Neck' Routine.

Hines Ward Wins Dancing With The Stars With Risky 'Fracture Kym Johnson's Neck' Routine.

Pittsburgh Steelers' alligator-arming wide receiver Hines Ward and professional dancer Kym Johnson were announced as the season 47 winner of ABC's Dancing With The Stars, and the couple believe that it was a shocking dance maneuver that sealed their...
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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Kicks The Original Karate Kid, Ralph Macchio, Off The Show

Dancing With The Stars Kicks The Original Karate Kid, Ralph Macchio, Off The Show

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars is now down to the final three couples as Ralph Macchio, the original Karate Kid, was sent home. Macchio and his partner Karina Smirnoff [pronounced SMIRN-OFF] had a pretty bad week as Ralph had gotten his uvula...
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Funny story: Catsup Heir Heinz Ward Arrested for Steeling

Catsup Heir Heinz Ward Arrested for Steeling

Hines Ward, daughter of Catsup inventor Governor Henry John Heinz III and Maria Teresa Thierstein Simões-Ferreira Heinz, Esq. was briefly arrested and held at gunpoint last week in a mix-up over a car reported stolen. See, the joke is... ... Hine...
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Funny story: America In Shock As Wisconsin Socialists Win Super Bowl Game

America In Shock As Wisconsin Socialists Win Super Bowl Game

A nation reels in shock as it realizes that Socialists have won the beloved American institution called the Super Bowl. Beating the genuinely capitalistic Pittsburgh Steelers by a 31 to 24 margin, the Green Bay Packers won the game that is at the...
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Funny story: Ten Little Known Facts About Super Bowl XLV (45)

Ten Little Known Facts About Super Bowl XLV (45)

DALLAS - The Green Bay Packers defeated the Pittsburgh Steelers 31-25. Christina Aguilera flubbed the words to the Stars Spangled Banner and Fergie and the Black Eyed Peas performed at halftime yelling, hollering, and screaming so loud that the Dallas Police Department actually issued them a citation for 'disturbing the peace.' TEN LITTLE KNOW FACTS ABOUT SUPER BOWL XLV (45) * The Super Bo...
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Funny story: BCS Announces Real Super Bowl Champion

BCS Announces Real Super Bowl Champion

Boston, MA - Just hours after millions of fans thought they witnessed the Green Bay Packers win the Super Bowl, the NFL made the stunning announcement that it will be rescinding the Lombardi trophy from Green Bay and presenting it to the "best" team,...
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Funny story: OK For Roethlisberger To Practice With Steelers, But Not Shower

OK For Roethlisberger To Practice With Steelers, But Not Shower

Steeler quarterback Ben Roethlisberger has been cleared by the National Football League Commissioner to practice with the team as long as he showers alone. "After careful study we decided that, while allowing him to practice, the constant ass slap...
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Funny story: Pittsburgh Steelers' QB Ben Roethlisberger Allegedly Charged With Intentionally Grounding His Balls

Pittsburgh Steelers' QB Ben Roethlisberger Allegedly Charged With Intentionally Grounding His Balls

ATLANTA - Two-time Super Bowl winner and Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger has found himself in a bit of a pickle. The possessor of one of the hardest NFL names to spell and pronounce was being investigated on charges of intention...
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Funny story: Andrea McNulty calls for review of Roethlisberger's infamous "quarterback sneak"

Andrea McNulty calls for review of Roethlisberger's infamous "quarterback sneak"

THREE RIVERS STADIUM, USA - Andrea McNulty says Ben Roethlisberger called a bad play, then made an illegal use of hands (not to mention certain other parts of his anatomy), and now she wants the alleged personal foul brought up for official review mo...
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Funny story: Super Bowl XLIII Called Off At Halftime Due To 'Too Much Grinning'

Super Bowl XLIII Called Off At Halftime Due To 'Too Much Grinning'

There was drama on an unprecedented scale at Super Bowl XLIII in Tampa this afternoon, when the game between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the unfancied Arizona Cardinals, was called off at halftime due to too much grinning. The Steelers fans were i...
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