Isle of Dogs - "Strong drink may have played a part in it," Barking resident Arthur Troglodyte admitted today as footage of him weeing through his own, Acacia Avenue front door was posted on the YouBoob! channel.
The London K9 postcode estate agen...
London, England-- The United States has won the gold medal in the pissing contest in the 2012 Olympic Games. Russia took second place, with a surprise win for Tibet in third place. The contest was held in the Olympic Stadium and was for adults only...
Women who are trying to get pregnant will know the embarrassment of going into a chemist to purchase yet another pregnancy kit.
"I've been told," said Mac Buck, editor of App World! "that you get sympathetic looks from the cashier when you're buyi...
SAN DIEGO - San Diego Chargers kicker Nick Novak was reportedly in the bathroom at his home in San Diego when he received a call from a representative of the NFL Committee on Player Game Behavior.
According to Sport Territory Magazine's Tango Bris...
Yerevan, Armenia - French big nose and Cyrano de Bergerac actor Gérard Depardieu has had a TV advertising contract pulled following an incident aboard an Irish incontinental - er...intercontinental! - airline.
The 62 year-old was enroute to Dublin...
Cruise Control meets Bladder Control - Automaker Key-Yah Motors, in an effort to lead the pack in development of hybrid vehicles, announced the 2013 Key-Yah Pia - the first automobile fueled by human urine.
For now, the vehicle is equipped only f...
Fresh from England, the country that can't figure out how to merge cold and hot water in one tap, or safely install electrical outlets in a bathroom, comes the news that all pornographic "squirting" movies are banned in the UK, claiming that, instead of showing female ejaculation, it is in reality depicting "golden showers" or "Piss-Play"(1).
"Since the NHS(2) has reported that there is no such...
The Porcelain Throne Company, announced a new commercial urinal for the bar/restaurant and hotel market last week, after winning a patent on the radical new design. Response to the new urinal named "The Kirby", has reportedly overwhelmed the factory...
According to a fellow patient at a rehab where they were also treating Charlie Sheen, Sheen told him he hated having to go to all the trouble of lifting a toilet lid in a bathroom when the sink was "right there waiting for you."
He also told me th...
Boy Band singer Antony Costa is "mortified" after pictures of him urinating against a cash machine appeared in the Press.
The pictures appeared after it was announced that his band, Blue, would represent the UK in the Eurovision Song Contest to be...
Secretary of Defense, Robert Gates, in response to the question about whether straights would be ordered to use the same toilet facilities as gays and lesbians, under the threat of court martial, responded by saying that this controversial subject ha...
Reportedly taking advantage of the press coverage provided by the WikiLeaks website, groups of vandals are riding the publicity bandwagon by engaging in some leakage activity of their own, on government buildings in the Washington D.C. area.
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It was a contentious and ugly debate last night as Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid finally responded to Sharron Angle and her continuing call for him to "Man Up." Reid, ordinarily mild mannered and polite, looked straight at Angle and said, "Sharon...
A woman accused of urinating on a war memorial has vehemently denied the accusation and also rejected claims that she performed a sex act on a man nearby.
Blackpool woman, Chantelle Muff, 19, reacted angrily to the allegations by fuming "I'd been...
A single corn stalk plant that is growing in front of a tavern in Mason City, Iowa was discovered to have 27 ears of corn growing on it-that is approximately 25 ears more than any other average corn stalk has growing on it in a growing season.
The...
Weekly World News, UK Bureau -- Reports coming in from the UK today confirm that a small local toad has miraculously survived a harrowing encounter with none other than Godzilla himself this evening.
"I was merely hopping along minding my own damn...
Yes, the headline says it all. My wife's cats deserve to die. Just like mass murderers like Saddaam, just like pedophile rapists like Polanski, just like cult leader scum like Jim Johnson, these cats have no saving graces or redeemable qualities.
It was them I was thinking about when I wrote my story on How to Skin a Cat. It was them that I wrote about when I shared this experience.
My wi...
Gordon Brown was out on Saturday night for his stag night with family and friends and had rather to much to drink in fact he was totally pissed. This Gordon Brown hates politicians and is absolutely no relation to that other Gordon Brown that is or w...