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Johnny Depp: Forgotten American Accent

Hollywood, CA - After being asked why he no longer does any films where he portrays an American, the Kentucky native replied that he "has forgotten how to speak with an American accent." After the success of the box-office juggernaut film serie...

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Johnny Depp: I Hope I'm Not Possessed!

Funny story: Johnny Depp: I Hope I'm Not Possessed!

Actor Johnny Depp who has had so much fun doing the Pirates movies and others says that ever since he played Edward Scissorhand, he has felt odd. "I usually do well during the day but at night, it's different...and even sometimes in the day." D...

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Gaddafi's New Hat Modeled from Johnny Depp's Pirate Wardrobe

Funny story: Gaddafi's New Hat Modeled from Johnny Depp's Pirate Wardrobe

Sporting attractive new headwear, Colonel Gaddafi was seen at a press conference yesterday wearing a bejeweled red bandanna, that looked suspiciously like the one worn in the latest Pirates of the Caribbean movie by Johnny Depp. While busy aski...

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Johnny Depp's Rolling Stone Drink Mystery Solved

Funny story: Johnny Depp's Rolling Stone Drink Mystery Solved

Top cool dude Johnny Depp was thrilled to share after-work drinks with Rolling Stone Keith Richards during the shooting of Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Johnny reports that after a long day's filming, he and Keef would retire to his...

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Captain Jack Spazzo

Johnny Depp has quashed claims that his portrayal of Captain Jack Sparrow in Disney's Pirates Of The Caribbean was a ground-breaking performance and that it showed his versatility as an actor. Depp was nominated for an Oscar following his widely a...

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Megan Fox In Mermaid Role In Next Pirates Of The Caribbean!

Funny story: Megan Fox In Mermaid Role In Next Pirates Of The Caribbean!

After on again, off again turmoil of her appearing in Transformers 3, Meagan Fox is out to land the starring role of a mermaid in the next Pirates Of The Caribbean movie. Johnny Depp is said to "like what he sees" and thinks Meagan will do great i...

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Johnny Depp May Say No To 4th Pirates Movie

Funny story: Johnny Depp May Say No To 4th Pirates Movie

Popular actor Johnny Depp allegedly told reporters Monday that he very well may skip doing the fourth in the "Pirates Of The Caribbean" movies. "For one thing, there are real pirates out there and they are committing their lives to get enough to l...

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"Pirates of the Caribbean" Take Hostages

Funny story: "Pirates of the Caribbean" Take Hostages

(Anaheim-CA) The happiest place on earth, proved it's not immune to ships being taken by real pirates. Thursday, taking a cue from Somali pirates who boarded the United State flagged ship "Maersk Alabama", employees dressed as pirates seized a boat i...

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Pirates of the Caribbean: Sticky Micky escapes

Funny story: Pirates of the Caribbean: Sticky Micky escapes

CARIBBEAN CORRESPONDENT - UNDER FIRE, PROVIDENCIALES, FRIDAY: Here in my dugout, with shells flying overhead, it is clear that the situation worsens by the hour. In the confusion of the Haïtian invasion, Sticky Micky slipped his shackles and fled to the Spanish Main(land), leaving his Proagressive National Piracy franchise in the unsure hands of Gilly Willy. As Dominican warships loom on...

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Haïti Claims Turks & Caicos Islands are theirs

Funny story: Haïti Claims Turks & Caicos Islands are theirs

PORT-AU-PRINCE, Tuesday - République d'Haïti President, René Préval, announced that the troubled Turks and Caicos Islands are to be annexed as Haïti's newest province and renamed 'Bohio', meaning "rich villages" in the ancient Taino/Arawak language.

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Imperialist Britain wrests control of Caribbean from Pirates

Funny story: Imperialist Britain wrests control of Caribbean from Pirates

"The days of notorious pirate Sticky Micky are numbered", said Governor Whether-or-Not this week, "He has made his bed and must now lie in it." "Pirate Constitutions do not work, the only serve to make a few wealthy - their ill gotten gains must b...

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Pirates of the Caribbean - New Treasure Map found

Funny story: Pirates of the Caribbean - New Treasure Map found

A 21C map purportedly showing the location of a hoard of treasure from the infamous career of Pirate 'Sticky Micky' has recently been discovered. However, efforts to recover any riches have so far been unsuccessful. All that has been found is a fragm...

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Somali Pirates hijack the "Pirates of the Caribbean" ride; shots reported fired

Funny story: Somali Pirates hijack the "Pirates of the Caribbean" ride; shots reported fired

Anaheim, California - Apparently bypassing the latest State-of-the-Art security at an amusement park which is the happiest place in the world, the Somali pirates gained access through an employee entrance, mistaken as underpaid foreign exchange stude...

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Johnny Depp Takes on Role in Pirates of Somalia

Funny story: Johnny Depp Takes on Role in Pirates of Somalia

United Nations, New York - The UN Security Council today took the unprecedented step of appointing Johnny Depp to lead the fight against the growing threat of pirates off the African coast. With maritime pirate attacks increasing worldwide at an alar...

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Pirates Star Rushed to Hospital

Funny story: Pirates Star Rushed to Hospital

Actress Kiera Knightley was yesterday rushed into hospital after choking on a strand of spaghetti.

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Keira Knightley makes bizarre love pact

Funny story: Keira Knightley makes bizarre love pact

British actress Keira Nightly says she won't marry boyfriend Rupert Fiend because she's been married "too often" in movies and "has too many children".

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China Hates Fat Pirates

Funny story: China Hates Fat Pirates

Chinese censors have cut half the scenes with Chow Yun-Fat from the new "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie, saying they insult, vilify and deface the Chinese people. Hollywood is still reeling from the Persian backlash against negative portr...

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Johnny Depp to blame as Pirates halt food aid shipments.

Funny story: Johnny Depp to blame as Pirates halt food aid shipments.

Deliveries of food aid to Somalia by sea have been halted, after an attempt by pirates dressed as pirates to seize a ship chartered by the UN food relief agency.

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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