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Funny story:  Apple Spect-Apples Relaunched without ever being launched

Apple Spect-Apples Relaunched without ever being launched

Apple's answer to Google Glasses, Spect-Apples, have undergone a massive re-branding U-Turn before they are even out of the product design stage. "We spoke to our sample group," said head of product development, Anne Droyed. "They unanimously agre...
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Funny story:  Amish Pirates Seize Freighter "Bilderburger" off Portugal.

Amish Pirates Seize Freighter "Bilderburger" off Portugal.

From Independent News Agencies in Lisbon and a Portuguese cabdriver named Mac-The German freighter. "Bilderburger" was commandeered by "Yoder (the Boater) Geronimo and his gang of naval carpenters who quickly raised a barn around the ship and tra...
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Funny story:  The Spoof joins in internet protest over piracy

The Spoof joins in internet protest over piracy

The Spoof's readers have been taking part in a protest against the US's new SOPA (Stop Online Piracy Act) legislation which is currently passing through the Senate. Other websites, such as Wikipedia, have taken themselves down for the day in order to...
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Funny story:  Man-eating fridge freezer sighted off St Ives coast

Man-eating fridge freezer sighted off St Ives coast

Reports are coming in from Cornwall that a man-eating fridge freezer has been spotted basking in St Ives waters: "The massive beast came within yards of my boat as i was trawling round Zennor Head" said fisherman Blimey Windy. Now speculation is m...
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Funny story:  Letters To The Editor About The Birds And The Bees, Treasure Island, Hedges, Ming The Merciless & "Phones Hake-ing"

Letters To The Editor About The Birds And The Bees, Treasure Island, Hedges, Ming The Merciless & "Phones Hake-ing"

Dear Sir, I live in the countryside (I hope to move into a house soon) and I feel I must put pen to paper (not that I have a pen, or any paper, but you must humour my whim I fear). Now I am lost for words. It's all the brackets. That's what stymied me with the algh, the aljibrae, the algiebrar, the maths at school. I got bewildered by brackets. I always reckoned when I wrote my arto, orto, a...
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Funny story:  Gaddafi's New Hat Modeled from Johnny Depp's Pirate Wardrobe

Gaddafi's New Hat Modeled from Johnny Depp's Pirate Wardrobe

Sporting attractive new headwear, Colonel Gaddafi was seen at a press conference yesterday wearing a bejeweled red bandanna, that looked suspiciously like the one worn in the latest Pirates of the Caribbean movie by Johnny Depp. While busy aski...
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Funny story:  'Pirates of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides' Is A Huge Success Even Though All of Penelope Cruz and Johnny Depp's Nude Scenes Were Cut Out

'Pirates of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides' Is A Huge Success Even Though All of Penelope Cruz and Johnny Depp's Nude Scenes Were Cut Out

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of Johnny Depp's fourth movie in the Pirates of The Caribbean series are thrilled at the movie's success. The film titled Pirates of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides opened to packed theaters from Pittsburgh to Paris and...
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Funny story:  Tiger Woods Tweets: "I Can't get It Up and Down Anymore!"

Tiger Woods Tweets: "I Can't get It Up and Down Anymore!"

The golf world was in shock today as the latest Tweet from Tiger Woods seems to indicate his days as the World's most feared golfer are over! Tweeting from his River to Ocean palatial compound in South Florida, a morose Tiger admitted his skills...
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Funny story:  Local Man Fined, Sentenced & Disgraced over  Dead Gazebo!

Local Man Fined, Sentenced & Disgraced over Dead Gazebo!

A local man, whose identity can not be revealed even though the lying, fornicating Bastard was proven GUILTY beyond doubt in a Court of Law, claims he is the victim of a miscarriage of justice involving a confluence of fraudulent events, identify the...
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Funny story:  Charles:  Camilla could be One Legged Pirate

Charles: Camilla could be One Legged Pirate

In a mad scramble to obscure the revelation he has long planned for Camilla, Duchess of Co-Respondent to become Queen, The Prince of Wales has suggested his second wife might alternatively become a one-legged pirate trawling the waters off the coast...
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Funny story:  Somali Pirates Thwarted

Somali Pirates Thwarted

Whoah there Neddy! Incoming news indicates that there was a shocking surprise in store for a group of Somali pirates, hoping to rip off another Western freight vessel in order to boost the coffers of various international terrorist groups. The pir...
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Funny story:  "¡El Yaarrrgh, Matey!" (Some of the) Body Of Lead Investigator in David Hartley Murder Delivered to Authorities by Mexican Pirates.

"¡El Yaarrrgh, Matey!" (Some of the) Body Of Lead Investigator in David Hartley Murder Delivered to Authorities by Mexican Pirates.

"¡El Arrrgh!" exclaimed Mexican pirates, after the lead investigator of the David Hartley murder's severed head was delivered --C.O.D., by the way-- to the Mexican Army, according to Fox News, which never reports incorrect information. Use Fed-Ex...
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Funny story:  Did Former Pirate from Manchester Win $175M Lottery? Mum's The Word Says His Barrister!

Did Former Pirate from Manchester Win $175M Lottery? Mum's The Word Says His Barrister!

Despite universal silence on the matter, rumours are circulating that a former Pirate, butcher, and shite cook has scored the nation's biggest lotto payoff since Wayne Rooney & David Beckham made off with everything but the crown jewels in their...
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Funny story:  Mexican Pirates Kill My Husband. And The Easter Bunny Stole His Body. And Santa Cut Him into Pieces. And Tinkerbell Hid Him in my Freezer, to Frame Me.

Mexican Pirates Kill My Husband. And The Easter Bunny Stole His Body. And Santa Cut Him into Pieces. And Tinkerbell Hid Him in my Freezer, to Frame Me.

A woman who reported that her husband was shot in the head by Mexican pirates denied she had anything to do with his death, and a Texas sheriff said he had no doubts about her story. Tiffany Hartley said her husband, David, was shot Thursday on Fa...
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Funny story:  Pirate Ship Built as Back Yard Project Now  Pillaging Coast of Lake Michigan!

Pirate Ship Built as Back Yard Project Now Pillaging Coast of Lake Michigan!

Neighbors describe P.M Wortham as a normal bloke, 'just one of the neighbors, really,' before a childhood fantasy became all too real when he quit his day job and began building his boat in the backyard. That's when it 'all came a cropper' says his Y...
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Funny story:  Johnny Depp Says That His Latest Movie, "Pirates of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides" Will Include Extremely Nude Plank Scenes Between Him and His Co-Star Penelope Cruz

Johnny Depp Says That His Latest Movie, "Pirates of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides" Will Include Extremely Nude Plank Scenes Between Him and His Co-Star Penelope Cruz

OAHU, Hawaii - Johnny Depp was in Hawaii filming the fourth installment of his buccaneer series entitled, Pirates of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. And the stranger tides is certainly an apropos name seeing as how the movie takes place in the C...
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Funny story:  Peeping Tom Sees Less Than He Wanted!

Peeping Tom Sees Less Than He Wanted!

Convicted Peeping Tom, Tom Thompson, lost an eye last night whilst peeking through a peep-hole in the womens changing room at the leisure centre in Tring. The 42 year old father of none had been spying on several women as they gently lathered thei...
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Funny story:  Tony Haywood Kidnapped by Somali Pirates in Sailboat Race

Tony Haywood Kidnapped by Somali Pirates in Sailboat Race

It was announced at a noon press conference that embattled CEO of BP has been kidnapped by Somali pirates. Tony Haywood, the CEO born with two left feet in his mouth, had escaped the "small" people of the sticky, icky Gulf of Mexico to enjoy a littl...
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