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Funny story: Kinks frontman Ray Davies livid at 'daft' Pinochet slur

Kinks frontman Ray Davies livid at 'daft' Pinochet slur

London - "WTF?" was the famous singer-songwriter's response to stories linking him and disgraced P2 Lodge hitman General Augusto Pinochet. UK broadsheet stories have claimed the Chilean Supreme Court is considering extraditing Davies 'because he w...
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Funny story: Hackers hunting for 'proof' of Kate Middleton 'baby' born in Italy 2000

Hackers hunting for 'proof' of Kate Middleton 'baby' born in Italy 2000

London - Hackers and conspiracy nutz are trying to hunt down a Kate Middleton 'baby' born in Italy during a gap year stint at a Machiavellian - er...Florentine! - language school. A complex matrix of cyberspace erasures and deletions detected in r...
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Funny story: You'll never be King of anything President Obama tells Charles

You'll never be King of anything President Obama tells Charles

Washington - A CIA briefing has laid bare the fetid fucts - er...facts!: Charles is General Pinochet's son and owes the US taxman billions of dollars in unpaid war crime fines. Still hyperventilating at Bin Laden's death the Pretender slithered i...
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Funny story: Palace fears for a Gen Pinochet-style arrest of polygamy nutter Jacob Zuma

Palace fears for a Gen Pinochet-style arrest of polygamy nutter Jacob Zuma

London - (Rotters): Special Branch top brass are cock-a-hoop amid fears they have obtained an international arrest warrant to nab fetid South African polygamy nutter Jacob Zuma. The South African president arrives mid-week for a three day state vi...
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Funny story: Chilean quake dislodges Neo-Nazi's secret Colonia Dignidad/Villa Baviera torture tunnels

Chilean quake dislodges Neo-Nazi's secret Colonia Dignidad/Villa Baviera torture tunnels

Conception - (Faultlines): "Not hard to guess where Austrian dungeonmaster Joseph Fritzl got his inspiration!" was the only comment from astonished relief workers in the devastated Chilean town of Parral. Located on the northern shore of the Perqu...
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Funny story: Charles prays at General Pinochet's graveside, offers ritual sacrifice

Charles prays at General Pinochet's graveside, offers ritual sacrifice

Santiago, Chile - (Fifth Reich Mess): Brushing away a solitary tear Prince Charles knelt at General Pinochet's graveside today before ritually slitting the throat of a local Blackleg cockerel and smearing its blood all over Camilla's barren womb.
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Funny story: Pinochet rigged Eurovision vote for Lulu's 'Boom-Bang-A-Bang' moans Cliff Richard

Pinochet rigged Eurovision vote for Lulu's 'Boom-Bang-A-Bang' moans Cliff Richard

London - (Sorry Ass Mess): Not content with blaming Spain's General Franco for stitching him up over the 1968 Eurovision Song Contest debacle Cliff Richard has now vented his ire on yet another fascist dicator for blatant favoritism the following...
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Funny story: UK barrister 'gobsmacked' as Pinochet family & friends held in corruption charge sting

UK barrister 'gobsmacked' as Pinochet family & friends held in corruption charge sting

London - (Litigious Mess): General Augusto Pinochet's former London extradition lawyer Michael Caplan QC is said to be 'shocked and dismayed' after his ex-client's relatives and business associates were rounded up in an anti-corrupti...
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Funny story: Pinochet death 'suspicious': Plutonium 210 cops

Pinochet death 'suspicious': Plutonium 210 cops

Santiago, Chile - (Ass Mess): Leading Global Piss Process luminaries, Bush Administration client-dictators and top-notch account holders of the Riggs Bank are preparing to fly to Santiago for the funeral of General Augusto Pinochet whose death yester...
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Funny story: Happy Birthday General Pinochet

Happy Birthday General Pinochet

Santiago, Chile - (Associated Mess): 91 today! As he basks in the afterglow of receiving the Riggs Bank-sponsored Hellfire Club Lifetime Achievement Award for crappy old dictators General Augusto Pinochet is still under house arrest tonight, surround...
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