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Funny story:  Kobe "Vino" Bryant Explains How He Finally Managed To Get The Lakers Fired Up

Kobe "Vino" Bryant Explains How He Finally Managed To Get The Lakers Fired Up

LOS ANGELES - The Los Angeles Lakers have finally made it to .500 ball and superstar Kobe Bryant is taking the credit. Kobe, who has just given himself the new nickname of Vino (Wine), recently spoke with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Dai...
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Funny story:  Pink Says Miley Cyrus Stole Her Hairdo

Pink Says Miley Cyrus Stole Her Hairdo

VENICE BEACH - The singer known as Pink is reportedly very angry at Miley Cyrus. Pink, who just turned 33, on September 8, was celebrating her birthday down at Venice Beach. She was wearing an extremely small bikini swimsuit that had white cros...
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Funny story:  Kop Horror As Liverpool Show Off Pink, Lemon And Magnolia 4th Strip

Kop Horror As Liverpool Show Off Pink, Lemon And Magnolia 4th Strip

Fury from the Anfield faithful in the Red half of Merseyside, as Liverpool FC players paraded the club's new 4th kit at a photo shoot at the Adelphi Hotel in the city this lunchtime. What the club described as 'a tasteful ensemble, with a pink shi...
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Funny story:  Pop Star PINK Hauls in Whale that Spouts Water in Living Color

Pop Star PINK Hauls in Whale that Spouts Water in Living Color

Need you ask which color? For the present, it's programmed for pink of course! But that could change. In the pink again after gallbladder surgery, PINK revealed to a Spoof reporter that she felt the need for a little treat. Hence this very spec...
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Funny story:  Obama's Professor Talks; Now Other Teachers Talk Too

Obama's Professor Talks; Now Other Teachers Talk Too

The floodgates have opened since one of Obama's former professors gave a negative review of his presidency. Now teachers all over the U.S. are talking about their former students. But unlike the professor's critique of President Obama, these ar...
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Funny story:  Pop Star Pink Gets Even Pinker

Pop Star Pink Gets Even Pinker

She's working on a new album and her hair is back to being pink. But that's not the whole story. No way! Friends report that the pop star has become totally obsessed with the color pink, buying herself a pink Jaguar, having her home (inside and...
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Funny story:  Willow Sage Hart Begs Mom PINK for a Brother

Willow Sage Hart Begs Mom PINK for a Brother

She's still a baby, but she already has her brother's name picked out: Pine Thyme Hart. "I don't," Willow Sage said, "expect to be the only one around with a name containing a tree, an herb, and a body part." She wants company, and she demands...
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Funny story:  Pop Star PINK Changes Name to GREEN

Pop Star PINK Changes Name to GREEN

PINK had always loved her name; but after the birth of her daughter, Willow Sage Hart (proud dad is PINK's hubby Carey Hart, a motocross racer), she decided a change was warranted. "It's been nothing but pink baby outfits, pink cards, and pink f...
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Funny story:  Arnold Schwarzenegger Says He's Putting His Return To Starring In Movies On Hold  - Well Duh!, No Sh*t Sherlock!

Arnold Schwarzenegger Says He's Putting His Return To Starring In Movies On Hold - Well Duh!, No Sh*t Sherlock!

PHOENIX - Arnold Schwarzenegger decided to go to Arizona where he will not be in the limelight due to all of the other stuff that Governor Jan "The Man" Brewer and her sidekick Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio have going on. Arnie, as hardly anyone refe...
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Funny story:  Gay Men Detest Pink Socks

Gay Men Detest Pink Socks

A gay man almost lost his temper this morning on Channel Six breakfast TV show 'Bacon And Eggs With Pauline McGlynn' when the Irish star of Father Ted asked him if he ever wears pink socks. Algernon Farquarse almost exploded as the former Mrs Doyl...
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Funny story:  Pink Picks Baby Names from Irish Whiskey Labels

Pink Picks Baby Names from Irish Whiskey Labels

Following her recent pregnancy announcement on the daytime talk show television circuit, power entertainer and songstress, Pink admits looking to Irish Whiskey brands for inspiration on baby names. Along with hubby and offroad motorcycle racing pr...
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Funny story:  Trapeze artist Pink falls out of her basket whilst attempting to sing!

Trapeze artist Pink falls out of her basket whilst attempting to sing!

Pink was once punk, but now she's determined to master the art of swinging on the high trapeze and this skill can have it's "down points"! Yesterday in Germany she was swinging to and fro, forgot her words whilst attempting to sing, took a swing f...
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Funny story:  Review: Tarantino's Porno stars P!nk

Review: Tarantino's Porno stars P!nk

Before he became famous as the director of Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction, Quentin Tarantino had already made a movie, but up until recently, he had managed to keep it quiet. Called Pimp Friction is was pornography of the most base nature. After losing his laptop containing the entire film, in a home invasion in 2007, Tarantino's film was released onto the internet by the thieves. With the fil...
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Funny story:  Singer Pink To Perform But Brother Punk Not Invited To Attend

Singer Pink To Perform But Brother Punk Not Invited To Attend

While the singer Pink will be doing at least one number at the Grammys later this month, her nutty brother Punk has been told that he will not be invited, even to the audience. "Punk will do anything to get people's eyes off his sister. He's extr...
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Funny story:  The 'Political song' and 'Pink'

The 'Political song' and 'Pink'

To me the political song is both comical and frustrating. I just don't understand why someone would think "right, I am opposing to something so shall I actually do something to stop itÂ…no I think I will write a song about it".
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Funny story:  Britney Spears Disses Pink

Britney Spears Disses Pink

Britney Spears finally swung back at singer Pink yesterday, calling her "a whiny biatch." Pink has taken some shots at Britney over the...
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Funny story:  Is Pink the New Black?

Is Pink the New Black?

The battle among pop stars continues as singer and songwriter Pink (Alecia Moore) said that Britney Spears is "not a true artist." Pink had mentioned Britney by name in a song from earlier in her career, saying that she's "tired of...
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Funny story:  Pretty in Pink

Pretty in Pink

Alicia "Batgirl" Silverstone, last seen on short lived "Miss Match" with Ryan O Neil, is returning to TV. This time in the sit com "Pink Collar". It's a 'single camera comedy', which doesn't mean much, ex...
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