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First Lady Michelle Obama's ongoing food fight to rid American schools of "racist menus"

COMING SOON TO A SCHOOL NEAR YOU - Michelle Obama has banished the pink cookie beloved by millions of red-blooded Americans. According to the First Lady, "the dessert have too many calorie" for children, or, for that matter, the president himself...

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Arizona Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio Is Considering Opening Up A Hot Dog Diner

Funny story: Arizona Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio Is Considering Opening Up A Hot Dog Diner

MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - The man who calls himself The Toughest Sheriff in The United States has just announced a possible business venture. Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio, who is considered to be Governor Jan Brewer's staunchest supporter and rumor...

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Sheriff Joe Arpaio Says He'll Use Prison Food Money To Buy More Photos of The Statue of Liberty

Funny story: Sheriff Joe Arpaio Says He'll Use Prison Food Money To Buy More Photos of The Statue of Liberty

MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio has proclaimed himself to be The Toughest Sheriff in The United States. The 81-year-old received his nickname from Vice-President Joe Biden because of Arpaio's policy of making his inmates dres...

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BOY Pandas Think Pink, Turn Out To Be GIRLS

Funny story: BOY Pandas Think Pink, Turn Out To Be GIRLS

"Thank Heaven for Little Girls," Maurice Chevalier sang in the background recently when it was announced at Zoo Atlanta that the panda twins born in July, once thought to be male, are female. Blimey! As reported in Oh, boy! Atlanta zoo finds ou...

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Sheriff Joe Arpaio Says If That Transgendered California Homecoming Queen Sets Foot In Arizona The Boy Will Be Arrested

Funny story: Sheriff Joe Arpaio Says If That Transgendered California Homecoming Queen Sets Foot In Arizona The Boy Will Be Arrested

MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio has made it known that he will not be putting up with no boys putting on lipstick, a wig, and a padded bra, and telling everyone that, that makes them a girl. Sheriff Arpaio says that at 81, he...

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To Avoid Any Further Sexist Claims Viagra Pills Will Now Come In Pink As Well As In Blue

Funny story: To Avoid Any Further Sexist Claims Viagra Pills Will Now Come In Pink As Well As In Blue

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Department of Medications has announced that they will be acting to stem the tide on any more lawsuits due to government issued Viagra pills. A spokesperson for the UDDM stated that the initial lawsuit, was fil...

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Pink Dog Wearing Pink Sneakers Still at Large

Funny story: Pink Dog Wearing Pink Sneakers Still at Large

As reported in "Lost: Pink Dog With Sneakers. Return to West Hollywood." in The New York Times, the Sheriff's Department has still not recovered the 200-pound pink statue of a dog wearing sneakers -- a statue that had stood on Santa Monica Boulevard...

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Miley Cyrus Issues Some Apologies

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Issues Some Apologies

SAN FRANCISCO - Miley traveled to San Francisco to visit a fan who was recovering from inverted ear lobe surgery. As she left the hospital she was met by Voodoo Dupree a reporter with Glamboyant Magazine. Miss Dupree asked Miley how things were...

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Kobe "Vino" Bryant Explains How He Finally Managed To Get The Lakers Fired Up

Funny story: Kobe "Vino" Bryant Explains How He Finally Managed To Get The Lakers Fired Up

LOS ANGELES - The Los Angeles Lakers have finally made it to .500 ball and superstar Kobe Bryant is taking the credit. Kobe, who has just given himself the new nickname of Vino (Wine), recently spoke with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Dai...

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Pink Says Miley Cyrus Stole Her Hairdo

Funny story: Pink Says Miley Cyrus Stole Her Hairdo

VENICE BEACH - The singer known as Pink is reportedly very angry at Miley Cyrus. Pink, who just turned 33, on September 8, was celebrating her birthday down at Venice Beach. She was wearing an extremely small bikini swimsuit that had white cros...

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Kop Horror As Liverpool Show Off Pink, Lemon And Magnolia 4th Strip

Funny story: Kop Horror As Liverpool Show Off Pink, Lemon And Magnolia 4th Strip

Fury from the Anfield faithful in the Red half of Merseyside, as Liverpool FC players paraded the club's new 4th kit at a photo shoot at the Adelphi Hotel in the city this lunchtime. What the club described as 'a tasteful ensemble, with a pink shi...

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Pop Star PINK Hauls in Whale that Spouts Water in Living Color

Funny story: Pop Star PINK Hauls in Whale that Spouts Water in Living Color

Need you ask which color? For the present, it's programmed for pink of course! But that could change. In the pink again after gallbladder surgery, PINK revealed to a Spoof reporter that she felt the need for a little treat. Hence this very spec...

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Obama's Professor Talks; Now Other Teachers Talk Too

Funny story: Obama's Professor Talks; Now Other Teachers Talk Too

The floodgates have opened since one of Obama's former professors gave a negative review of his presidency. Now teachers all over the U.S. are talking about their former students. But unlike the professor's critique of President Obama, these ar...

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Pop Star Pink Gets Even Pinker

Funny story: Pop Star Pink Gets Even Pinker

She's working on a new album and her hair is back to being pink. But that's not the whole story. No way! Friends report that the pop star has become totally obsessed with the color pink, buying herself a pink Jaguar, having her home (inside and...

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Willow Sage Hart Begs Mom PINK for a Brother

Funny story: Willow Sage Hart Begs Mom PINK for a Brother

She's still a baby, but she already has her brother's name picked out: Pine Thyme Hart. "I don't," Willow Sage said, "expect to be the only one around with a name containing a tree, an herb, and a body part." She wants company, and she demands...

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Pop Star PINK Changes Name to GREEN

Funny story: Pop Star PINK Changes Name to GREEN

PINK had always loved her name; but after the birth of her daughter, Willow Sage Hart (proud dad is PINK's hubby Carey Hart, a motocross racer), she decided a change was warranted. "It's been nothing but pink baby outfits, pink cards, and pink f...

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Says He's Putting His Return To Starring In Movies On Hold - Well Duh!, No Sh*t Sherlock!

Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger Says He's Putting His Return To Starring In Movies On Hold - Well Duh!, No Sh*t Sherlock!

PHOENIX - Arnold Schwarzenegger decided to go to Arizona where he will not be in the limelight due to all of the other stuff that Governor Jan "The Man" Brewer and her sidekick Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio have going on. Arnie, as hardly anyone refe...

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Gay Men Detest Pink Socks

Funny story: Gay Men Detest Pink Socks

A gay man almost lost his temper this morning on Channel Six breakfast TV show 'Bacon And Eggs With Pauline McGlynn' when the Irish star of Father Ted asked him if he ever wears pink socks. Algernon Farquarse almost exploded as the former Mrs Doyl...

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