There are many things that are allowed at music festivals in the UK and many that are not, but the latest thing to be banned has sent vegans and fruit lovers into furious rants!
Yes readers of this fab spoof, they have banned PINEAPPLES! Now Jagge...
London - British Rocker/Rapper/and unknown other genres man Artois Armond Gordon is up in arms over a recent review and dismissal of his self proclaimed classic Envelope of Urine.
Writer for The Spoof, Ellie James, reviewed Envelope of Urine for...
Doctors have said this morning that electro-musician Calvin Harris is recovering well after a four hour operation to remove a pineapple from his anus.
On Last nights edition of the X-Factor, whilst the Grimes brothers were performing, Touch my Bum...
Look out swine flu, there's a new paranoia sweeping the nation. Pineapples are now the most feared fruit on earth, surpassed only by the pomegranite, and are causing panic worldwide.
Pineapples are normally docile creatures, but can have large outbursts of outrage, jabbing anyone nearby with their sharp spikes. They sometimes branch off and form clumps of wild pineapples, which should not be ap...
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