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Funny story: Denver's Mile-High City Two Miles High on First Day of Marijuana Sales

Denver's Mile-High City Two Miles High on First Day of Marijuana Sales

There were lots of lines around some stores in Denver on the first day of legal pot sales and it's obvious that it's going to help this city's economy. Mayor: We need to set a good example here, citizens of Denver, Colorado! Let's show the rest of...
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Funny story: Airbus pilot left behind - nobody noticed

Airbus pilot left behind - nobody noticed

Philip Entwistle, a pilot for the budget airline Budgie Air, was left behind at Newcastle Airport yesterday when his plane left without him. "To be fair," said Entwistle, "pilots don't do very much any more. We're mainly there for insurance purpos...
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Funny story: Dangerous drivers to get an unusual punishment

Dangerous drivers to get an unusual punishment

The Department For Road And Transport have come up with an unusual way of punishing dangerous drivers, in an attempt to rehabilitate them. "Simply fining and locking up dangerous drivers does not alter their driving style," Mike Penning, minister...
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Funny story: US Fighter Jet Crash in Libya Blamed on Pilot Gas

US Fighter Jet Crash in Libya Blamed on Pilot Gas

Hoping to assure the American public that the US fighter jet enforcing the Libya no fly zone was not shot down by enemy forces, a spokesman for the joint UN operation declared that it was simply a "mechanical failure". That was until data from the...
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Funny story: British pilot killed in bizarre plane crash

British pilot killed in bizarre plane crash

A British pilot, his Belgian co-pilot and 19 passengers have been killed, after a plane crashed in somewhat bizarre circumstances. The sole survivor of the crash, Arthur Skydiver, told authorities the unlikely series of events which had unfolded.
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Funny story: Fake Pilot arrested just minutes before take off

Fake Pilot arrested just minutes before take off

A fake pilot was arrested in Amsterdam just minutes before take off today shortly after the real pilot was found unconscious in the gents toilet without his uniform. A police spokesman Dick Van Dyke said the man detained was clearly in a confused...
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Funny story: Economists, Sociologists Defend Stray Jet Pilots' Use of Laptops While Flying

Economists, Sociologists Defend Stray Jet Pilots' Use of Laptops While Flying

Sociologists and economists worldwide have come to the defense of pilots whose laptop use in the cockpit caused them to fly 150 miles beyond their destination. Federal safety officials reported Monday that the flight overshot its scheduled landing...
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Funny story: Nambla Airlines unveils its "don't ask, don't tell" policy

Nambla Airlines unveils its "don't ask, don't tell" policy

The airline is a-buzz with the news that a Wednesday evening flight overshot it's destination when the two pilots became "distracted". Pilots Bruce Hardman and Dirk Hungston have insisted that they did not hear any radio or phone calls, as they we...
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Funny story: MPs' decision opens up equal rights bid for blind pilots

MPs' decision opens up equal rights bid for blind pilots

HUMAN rights campaigners were today celebrating the decision by MPs to scrap the need for a father before allowing women to seek IVF treatment.
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Funny story: The Adventures Of Flash Flyguy Intergalactic Mercenary!

The Adventures Of Flash Flyguy Intergalactic Mercenary!

In our last exciting installment, intergalactic space pilot and Han Solo wannabe Flash Flyguy, along with his faithful droid Divot single-handedly (and with the help of some very convenient plot points) saved a small band of terrafarmers on Glorthos IV from certain doom from this really evil oppressive guy we can't name because Lucasfilm slapped an injunction on us.
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Funny story: American Airlines Bringing Back Old Prop Planes, Sans Cabin Pressure!

American Airlines Bringing Back Old Prop Planes, Sans Cabin Pressure!

St. Louis - American Airlines announced today it is cutting orders with Boeing and purchasing 50 moth balled relics stored in the Mohabi desert. They will spend $10,000 per plane to have them shipped on a container ship to China, where they will be r...
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Funny story: Barney Gets Sucked into Jet Engine

Barney Gets Sucked into Jet Engine

Air Force One's pilot Reed Mathews was suspended today after he pushed the wrong button causing screaming jet engines to roar to life the very moment President Bush and Barney were boarding the plane. Witnesses say that Barney Bush whirled INTO...
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Funny story: Citizens of Nagasaki to be Compensated for Error

Citizens of Nagasaki to be Compensated for Error

TOKYO - The citizens of Nagasaki are to be compensated because of an error committed sixty years ago. The pilot of the B29 Superfortress confessed to his neighbour that he was meant to drop the second Atomic bomb on Kyoto and not Nagasaki but a slip...
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Funny story: From the makers of Wifeswap come....Religious-leaderswap!

From the makers of Wifeswap come....Religious-leaderswap!

The producers of the wildly popular reality show "Wifeswap" today announced that they have just completed filming a pilot for their new show "Religious-leaderswap".
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