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Funny story: Saif Al Gaddafi complains his mobile was hacked

Saif Al Gaddafi complains his mobile was hacked

Tripoli - The dead tyrant's son has told reporters his mobile home was attacked by machete-wielding insurgents on the Libya-Niger border in a dawn raid today. A customised Airstream was reduced to splinters following a tip-off from Libyan Red Top...
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Funny story: St Paul's 'loose canon' resigns amid Stock Exchange protest

St Paul's 'loose canon' resigns amid Stock Exchange protest

London - The cathedral's loose cannon chancellor Rev Dr Giles Fraser has been forced to quit because of alleged Dale Farm pikeys squatting in the piazza. He had famously allowed hundreds of the Essex squatters to take refuge in Paternoster Square...
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Funny story: PIIGS?? Eurozone states face GIPSI evictions

PIIGS?? Eurozone states face GIPSI evictions

Brussels - EU runt states of Portugal, Ireland, Italy, Greece and Spain have demanded an immediate makeover of their tarnished porcine image. Threatened with default sanctions by their First Brussels Gravy Train Bank masters the PIIGS group said t...
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Funny story: 'Dodgy pylons' behind UN human frights commissioner's Dale Farm advice

'Dodgy pylons' behind UN human frights commissioner's Dale Farm advice

Essex - Mind control experts today blamed warped subliminal messages broadcast by pylons for 'daft' UN eviction advice to Dale Farm pikeys. The high voltage electricity transmitters are said to be 'notorious' for their mind-bending effects, consid...
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Funny story: Essex travellers demand £6m to bugger off

Essex travellers demand £6m to bugger off

Travellers living illegally on the Ugley Green caravan site in Essex have demanded £6million of taxpayers' money to leave. The request was made by the gipsys' representative Paddy Pikey during a secret meeting with Ugley Green council leader Basil...
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Funny story: Dale Farm pikeys play Ecuador trump card

Dale Farm pikeys play Ecuador trump card

Essex - Urgent questions have appeared tonight about the Amazon Defence Coalition's possible role in the latest Dale Farm eviction scam Six million quid has been demanded by feckless illegals to move from their occupation of the precious Green Be...
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Funny story: King George VI & Queen Elizabeth signed Coronation contract promising to produce a male heir

King George VI & Queen Elizabeth signed Coronation contract promising to produce a male heir

London - The Queen's going absolutely bonkers at the release of state papers she thought she'd torched circa the Suez Crisis of '57. "The plebs were never meant to know, Ma'am," bringer of ill tidings Lord Luce-Cannon whispered apologetically at t...
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Funny story: Worthing Voted World's Most Liveable City

Worthing Voted World's Most Liveable City

Whilst you may never have thought of Worthing as a 'city', an international panel of Pikey travellers has decided otherwise. In a recent liveability survey, carried out by the Pikey Ford Transit Van Club of Europe and The Americas, the former West S...
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