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House of Windsor pikeys get the nod with Olympics caravan site

Funny story: House of Windsor pikeys get the nod with Olympics caravan site

Windsor, Berks - They're the House of Windsor's equivalent of Dale Farm trailer trash and have camped out in royal palaces since World War II. A London 2012 announcement confirmed this morning that 300 pitches have been earmarked for them between...

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Cockneys tell more porkies than Scousers and Taffies

Funny story: Cockneys tell more porkies than Scousers and Taffies

Cockneys tell more lies than Scousers or Taffies, according to a local survey. The Londoners score an average of seven porkies a day, with Scousers achieving five and the hapless Taffies managing only four little fibs. Both the Cockneys polled...

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Saif Al Gaddafi complains his mobile was hacked

Funny story: Saif Al Gaddafi complains his mobile was hacked

Tripoli - The dead tyrant's son has told reporters his mobile home was attacked by machete-wielding insurgents on the Libya-Niger border in a dawn raid today. A customised Airstream was reduced to splinters following a tip-off from Libyan Red Top...

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St Paul's 'loose canon' resigns amid Stock Exchange protest

Funny story: St Paul's 'loose canon' resigns amid Stock Exchange protest

London - The cathedral's loose cannon chancellor Rev Dr Giles Fraser has been forced to quit because of alleged Dale Farm pikeys squatting in the piazza. He had famously allowed hundreds of the Essex squatters to take refuge in Paternoster Square...

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PIIGS?? Eurozone states face GIPSI evictions

Funny story: PIIGS?? Eurozone states face GIPSI evictions

Brussels - EU runt states of Portugal, Ireland, Italy, Greece and Spain have demanded an immediate makeover of their tarnished porcine image. Threatened with default sanctions by their First Brussels Gravy Train Bank masters the PIIGS group said t...

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'Dodgy pylons' behind UN human frights commissioner's Dale Farm advice

Funny story: 'Dodgy pylons' behind UN human frights commissioner's Dale Farm advice

Essex - Mind control experts today blamed warped subliminal messages broadcast by pylons for 'daft' UN eviction advice to Dale Farm pikeys. The high voltage electricity transmitters are said to be 'notorious' for their mind-bending effects, consid...

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Essex travellers demand £6m to bugger off

Funny story: Essex travellers demand £6m to bugger off

Travellers living illegally on the Ugley Green caravan site in Essex have demanded £6million of taxpayers' money to leave. The request was made by the gipsys' representative Paddy Pikey during a secret meeting with Ugley Green council leader Basil...

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Dale Farm pikeys play Ecuador trump card

Funny story: Dale Farm pikeys play Ecuador trump card

Essex - Urgent questions have appeared tonight about the Amazon Defence Coalition's possible role in the latest Dale Farm eviction scam Six million quid has been demanded by feckless illegals to move from their occupation of the precious Green Be...

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King George VI & Queen Elizabeth signed Coronation contract promising to produce a male heir

Funny story: King George VI & Queen Elizabeth signed Coronation contract promising to produce a male heir

London - The Queen's going absolutely bonkers at the release of state papers she thought she'd torched circa the Suez Crisis of '57. "The plebs were never meant to know, Ma'am," bringer of ill tidings Lord Luce-Cannon whispered apologetically at t...

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Worthing Voted World's Most Liveable City

Funny story: Worthing Voted World's Most Liveable City

Whilst you may never have thought of Worthing as a 'city', an international panel of Pikey travellers has decided otherwise. In a recent liveability survey, carried out by the Pikey Ford Transit Van Club of Europe and The Americas, the former West S...

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